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btlook1 08-31-2022 06:31 AM

Big shots indoor range, nice place, employees who work there are great!! Can rent a ton of guns to try out.

ptlyon 08-31-2022 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by btlook1 (Post 16437535)
Big shots indoor range, nice place, employees who work there are great!! Can rent a ton of guns to try out.

They might have closed down since Saturday due to safety concerns

KurtCobain 08-31-2022 08:08 AM

I never thought I could experience worse drivers than Kansas Drivers. Then I spent time in Lincoln, Nebraska.

jjchieffan 09-07-2022 09:25 AM

I made it into Omaha last night. I see that some of you gave me some input for things to do. Thanks. I worked 18 hours the day after I posted in here and didn't check back until now to see that. BTW, is there an Arrowhead Kingdom chapter up here? I'll be up here for the first 2 games.

loochy 09-07-2022 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by philfree (Post 16409459)
I've stayed over here a few times at the Corn Husker Inn(the restaurant here sucks) and I'm not impressed. Is there anything worth a corn shit in this town?


sounds like some kind of shitty old drive up motel from 1960

htismaqe 09-07-2022 09:50 AM

LSD

I though this was a word association thread.

Titty Meat 09-07-2022 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by KurtCobain (Post 16437668)
I never thought I could experience worse drivers than Kansas Drivers. Then I spent time in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Nebraska drivers are the worst and it's not even close

KurtCobain 09-07-2022 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Titty Meat (Post 16447485)
Nebraska drivers are the worst and it's not even close

I've definitely experienced that fact in the last couple of years.

LiveSteam 09-07-2022 02:58 PM

The ****.
We have 20 billion ears of corn in this state. And not one ear of corn is the same.
If you can't look out your car window and watch the rows of corn role bye. You just don't appreciate corn.
And you're gay.

Pitt Gorilla 09-07-2022 03:20 PM

There's a JCPenny in the mall with a nice selection of White Levi's.

Rain Man 09-07-2022 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveSteam (Post 16447912)
The ****.
We have 20 billion ears of corn in this state. And not one ear of corn is the same.
If you can't look out your car window and watch the rows of corn role bye. You just don't appreciate corn.
And you're gay.

I spent a lot of time in rural Minnesota this month staring at cornfields, and then drove across rural Nebraska for a couple of days. I have one word to describe my experience.

Flies.

WTF is with all of the flies? I presume it has some connection with fertilizer, but the flies were off the hook. At one point I made the mistake of rolling my car window down for a half-hour or so while I was parked, and when I got back in there were 12 to 14 flies that had taken up residence inside, and they refused to leave. There were flies everywhere I went. I stayed at a hotel that actually provided a fly swatter.

At one point I was on the SD-MN border, and I stopped at a McDonald's for lunch. Two booths away, a group of farmers congregated one by one. There were two, and then three, and then four, and so on. Some enormous pickup would pull into the lot and they'd say, "There's Merle. It looks like he's in town for fertilizer."

But anyway, a couple of these farmers brought fly swatters into the McDonalds with them and they hunted flies for sport. I would be peacefully eating my burger and then suddenly - SWACK! - one of them would go after a fly right next to me. I realize that they were providing a positive public service, but it was kind of disconcerting. It reminded me of those guys planning to rob the drug dealer in Boogie Nights, and that little Chinese guy would keep startling them with firecrackers.

It was an awesome scene, but you don't like being the one getting constantly startled by firecrackers and/or fly swatters.

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LiveSteam 09-07-2022 03:36 PM

Stone washed and shrink to fit 501s?

LiveSteam 09-07-2022 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 16447986)
I spent a lot of time in rural Minnesota this month staring at cornfields, and then drove across rural Nebraska for a couple of days. I have one word to describe my experience.

Flies.

WTF is with all of the flies? I presume it has some connection with fertilizer, but the flies were off the hook. At one point I made the mistake of rolling my car window down for a half-hour or so while I was parked, and when I got back in there were 12 to 14 flies that had taken up residence inside, and they refused to leave. There were flies everywhere I went. I stayed at a hotel that actually provided a fly swatter.

At one point I was on the SD-MN border, and I stopped at a McDonald's for lunch. Two booths away, a group of farmers congregated one by one. There were two, and then three, and then four, and so on. Some enormous pickup would pull into the lot and they'd say, "There's Merle. It looks like he's in town for fertilizer."

But anyway, a couple of these farmers brought fly swatters into the McDonalds with them and they hunted flies for sport. I would be peacefully eating my burger and then suddenly - SWACK! - one of them would go after a fly right next to me. I realize that they were providing a positive public service, but it was kind of disconcerting. It reminded me of those guys planning to rob the drug dealer in Boogie Nights, and that little Chinese guy would keep startling them with firecrackers.

It was an awesome scene, but you don't like being the one getting constantly startled by firecrackers and/or fly swatters.

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Heat and humidity = flies.

You've been in mountain country far to long. Us low landers deal with flies. Ozarks is bad this time a year to

Have a mosquito story from 3 years ago.

Went out to a new reservoir I'd never fished.
Showed up, just before sun up.
Got out of the car to get shit ready and could hear this hi pitch humming, coming from all diffrent directions.
Once it was light enough to see. It was clouds of mosquitos,the size of semi trailers. Out in the cornfields, hovering a few feet above the corn. Never seen or heard anything around here like that before.

MarkDavis'Haircut 09-07-2022 03:56 PM

You can hang Scott Frost in effigy.

LiveSteam 09-07-2022 04:02 PM

Why would Nebraska waist a good thought out effigy on Scott?

......................He sucked.............. The End!


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