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FlaChief58 09-24-2022 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 16483679)
So many unanswered questions.

Did Mark choose this guy because his last name was Bacon?

Would Kevin still be alive if his name was Kevin Cabbage? Or Kevin Cucumber? Nobody really likes cucumbers if they're being honest.

Is it a social faux pas to drink white wine when you're eating another human?(assuming humans are considered red meat, of course)

Every good cannibal knows that humans are the other, other white meat and should be paired with a white, sweet, fruity wine. Heathen...

Dark Horse 09-24-2022 07:37 AM

Human should be eaten with fava beans and a nice Chianti everyone knows that

Rainbarrel 09-24-2022 07:41 AM

He's not really a cannibal, he just doesn't care what anyone thinks. **** Yeah!

T-post Tom 09-24-2022 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 16483679)
Nobody really likes cucumbers if they're being honest.

Are we not banning people for this brand of anti-cucumber fascism? HEY HEY. HO HO. CUCUPHOBIA HAS GOT TO GO! HEY HEY…….

BWillie 09-24-2022 09:48 AM

I wonder if his last name being Bacon made this guy do it

tman 09-24-2022 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 16483674)
Sorry my thread didn't live up to your super-high-quality posting standards.



I'll try to do better next time! :thumb:

You brought this incident to CPers attention, and it's a very disturbing that anyone would kill and consume another person. Then add in the CPers puns and boom a quagmire of disrespect to human life.

LoneWolf 09-25-2022 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by tman (Post 16485053)
You brought this incident to CPers attention, and it's a very disturbing that anyone would kill and consume another person. Then add in the CPers puns and boom a quagmire of disrespect to human life.

https://theabgb.com/wp-content/uploa...rqq3ux1fne.jpg

jallmon 09-25-2022 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by tman (Post 16485053)
You brought this incident to CPers attention, and it's a very disturbing that anyone would kill and consume another person. Then add in the CPers puns and boom a quagmire of disrespect to human life.

Says the man with rotting skull for an avatar! LMAO

(I see your location is SEK; I grew up in Parsons, KS.)

mililo4cpa 09-25-2022 09:21 AM

that was a long article.....lots of pork in it....

Rausch 09-25-2022 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by mililo4cpa (Post 16485374)
that was a long article.....lots of pork in it....

Long pork?...

JohnnyHammersticks 12-15-2022 08:52 PM

Life without the possibility of parole.

Imagine chilling on your little metal cot watching your 4" black & white TV and a guard comes walking up with this guy. Hey bud, here's your new cellmate Mark.

You'd definitely want to make sure his commissary account was always full.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Sick cannibal killer Mark Latunski will have no chance of parole following his life sentence<a href="https://t.co/FuoRdcXRQ6">https://t.co/FuoRdcXRQ6</a></p>&mdash; Daily Star (@dailystar) <a href="https://twitter.com/dailystar/status/1603523077408804867?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 15, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

scho63 12-15-2022 09:11 PM

That guy is full of nuts!

Rainbarrel 12-16-2022 12:15 AM

He fried him while nude

Rasputin 12-16-2022 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 16483679)
So many unanswered questions.

Did Mark choose this guy because his last name was Bacon?

Would Kevin still be alive if his name was Kevin Cabbage? Or Kevin Cucumber? Nobody really likes cucumbers if they're being honest.

Is it a social faux pas to drink white wine when you're eating another human?(assuming humans are considered red meat, of course)


I like cucumbers. Lots of people like them because the grocery store sells lots of them. I know lots of people who like cucumbers. False narrative when you say nobody really cares for cucumbers. I'll meet you down bt the Ol George Brett statue if you want to discuss this any further.

Dartgod 12-16-2022 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by JohnnyHammersticks (Post 16483185)
Mark Latunski copped Thursday to murdering and mutilating the 25-year-old hairdresser

Here's how I am picturing the victim.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CgbfYsdW...jpg&name=small


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