In exchange I need a tap and die and some WD40

Don't forget the ball barrings...

I just had to use WD40 today. I made the mistake of putting my breadmaker pan in the dishwasher and the little rotating thingie that kneads the bread rusted and froze. I blame society for this.

It's working again now, thanks to WD40 and a pair of pliers.

I hear WD40 flavored bread is better than PB Blaster but not as good as Liquid Wrench seasoning…

Last time I used WD40 was when Jaclyn Smith asked me to bang her last week.

i sent but you have to fax me an invoice

so it’s safe to send $7.14?

I may be the only person in the world that likes anything cooked on propane better vs charcoal. Now if you actually smoke it in a smoker that's different but charcoal stuff is pure garbage.