Divorce papers

It is a paper anniversary.

I wouldn’t buy the chainsaw unless you know EXACTLY which one he wants. But anHome Depot gift card for what a chainsaw costs would probably work.

Yeah you're over thinking this. A couple mouth hugs and he'll be good

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Type "KC chiefs" in WordPad, times new Roman font, size 48. Red font if you have a color printer. Print it out and hand it to him. He WILL cry ♥️

My wife is pretty good with gifts, and for my birthday a few years ago she got me a Chiefs team photo from my birth year (1980), which I thought was pretty good and plenty thoughtful.

That would make my dick cry

my dick would SOB

Rule #1 about chain saws is you don't purchase chainsaws from box stores like Lowes, Home Depot etc. Husqvarna is notorious for having lower quality models at the box stores and better quality chainsaws at dealer sites. Dealers then in turn wont work on the box store stuff.
Stihl does not sell to box stores.
Sorry, off my chainsaw rant.

A good rimming then blow his world and stick your finger as far up his ass as you can while blowing him.

How many gallons of CUM would shoot out?

After a year he could probably use a week to himself.

Good idea, he can make his own damn paper.

You know of any good paper salesmen?

Just send him a box filled with paper towels, Kleenex and toilet paper.