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Would you rather have testicular contusion or lose Mahomes for the year? (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=350190)

wazu	09-13-2023 03:40 PM

I was done having kids anyway.

Buehler445

09-13-2023 04:10 PM

I proudly present my beanbag for the beating.

Hoopsdoc

09-13-2023 04:32 PM

But would you give Billay a blow job to keep Mahomes healthy?

Monticore

09-13-2023 04:48 PM

Ectopic dislocation of the testicle into the upper inner thigh post motorcycle accident is the worst ball trauma I have ever seen.

CapsLockKey

09-13-2023 04:52 PM

Pain is temporary, banners fly forever. Nut shot

EPodolak

09-13-2023 07:22 PM

Easy. Most active guys have had a contusion or similar in that spot. The pain passes before the time an NFL game takes.

srvy	09-13-2023 07:52 PM

This is bad mojo!! Burn this thread with the power of the sun.

Hamwallet

09-13-2023 09:03 PM

Been to 3 out of the last 4 Super Bowl’s and won 2 of them. That’s more than I had in the past 42 years. Mahomes is out for a year. Sorry everyone.

Coochie liquor

09-13-2023 09:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammock Parties (Post 17106385)

beat the shit out of my balls until we get that lombardi bro

This is EXACTLY where I am to bredda. BEAT THE SHEEEEEEIIIIIITTTTT OUUTA CLAYS BAWLS…. And give us that Lombardi bro!!

Coochie liquor

09-13-2023 09:16 PM

Would you meet Harrison Butker at the George Brett statue, or give In58men back his thread starting privelidges?

DJ's left nut

09-15-2023 08:24 AM

For what it's worth, Diaz played the following night and went 2/4 with a double and a couple RBI.

So how bad could it have truly been?

One evening of discomfort vs. losing a full season of the greatest QB to ever live?

Any of you that voted for losing Mahomes would regret it in under a month.

DJ's left nut

09-15-2023 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 17106404)

It’s crazy how the smallest hit in the right place can knock you to your knees. Taking a cue ball or a baseball to the nuts sounds like the worst pain imaginable. I used to have a friend in high school that would perpetually rack himself while skateboarding and get so pissed off afterwards once he recovered. That shit just made me laugh twice as hard which would just piss him off even more.

I thought beanbag hurt until I took a skipper to the tip of my junk.

Screwing around during practice; playing SS without a cup. Our big hitter just tops the shit out of one. I thought I had a read on a pretty standard, if hard hit, bunny hop. So I come up on it a little and that thing had so much top spin that it just never rose on the hop - didn't so much as get the tip of my glove on it and it just gets aaaaaaallllll mushroom cap.

A bruised peckerhead is no fun at all.

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