So you're a Heffalump then.

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Are you going to have her give you baths? I knew a guy who wanted one for that sole purpose. ROFL

100% false. I don’t have one post on CP bragging about my son’s achievements and I’ve only been married once and we just celebrated our 27th wedding anniversary this year. Srvy is an old delusional moron.

Apparently, I'm an old, fat, bald boomer.

Despite using my own name, and my avatar picture is actually me.

Nothing against old, fat, bald boomers or anything.

Uh uh. Nope. Absolutely not.

I want to know my stereotype on CP

Is that a recent picture? I met him at a Chiefs/bucs game in the late 90's. I figured with that physique he'd be long gone

I went to find geeky IT dudes doing bdsm things to people so I could say good morning to you and holy **** did i fall down the wrong rabbit hole at 6 in the morning.

I need a dab.

You're the token black person on CP.

LMAO

Reminds me of the time I was looking for a new avatar for HayWire and image searched GayWire. No idea what I was expecting from that search, but it was.... extreme. LMAO

I've been stereotyped as a super rich and good looking MENSA member with a 10 inch penis.

lewdog - tough workout guy that has shown his tender side by growing many beautiful flowers in his desert back yard

I call BS. If this was true, you'd be bragging about your 4.4 40 time in high school.

katipan - goofy pothead that can hang dish it and take it while she hangs out with the boys