Fixed!

First curveball of the draft.

Phones are ringing, but GMs aren't aware that there's no trades in this mock!

The Arizona Cardinals select Marvin Harrison Jr., WR, Ohio State

No-brainer here.

Washington phones Arizona and asks if their receiverator is running.

New Chargers GM Joe Horitz strides onto the stage, wearing a pristine pinstriped suit. He looks around briefly before grabbing each pant leg with a hand. Suddenly, with a yank, rhetorical pinstriped suit pants rip away to reveal… a pristine pair of pleated khakis.

“Wooooooo! Hi, everyone. I’m glad to be with you. Let’s get it started and super-charge this process like Justin Herbert on 4th and forever …”

He pauses and presses a hand to his ear.

“I’m sorry, I meant to say let’s get it started and super-charge this process like a group of offensive linemen thundering down the field on a power trap run!

The Los Angeles Chargers select Joe Alt, OT, Notre Dame!!!”

Chugga chugga Choo Choo. Better get old the track cuz the train is a coming.”

Make sure you guys bold the actual selection. It makes it easier to locate the picks.

New York Giants select QB Drake Maye, from North Carolina.

After letting Saquan walk we've officially decided to begin a rebuild.

Be sure to bold your selection in the post so it's easier to find.

Also, use this format:

PLAYER, POSITION, SCHOOL

Literally the post above yours. Good lord.

Quick Update: NYG have traded our 2024 2nd and 2025 5th round picks for DE Brian Burns.

Thank you

If Maye fell into the Giants lap after that Burns trade, you'd have to imagine they'd be absolutely thrilled.

So I'm curious. Would you (anybody reading this) have taken Daniels or Maye if you were the Commanders?

Some of the stuff I was reading acted like Maye was the obvious choice, but I was more intrigued by Daniels. Now it seems like Daniels is gaining momentum as the pick, so I felt okay going with him.

I would have taken Maye, but I'm not 100% sold on either guy, so I don't see a problem with Daniels over him.

The Tennessee Titans are probably the most boring in the NFL aside from the music city miracle I don't think there's been anything remotely interesting about that team. I don't think they've ever had an offense that wasn't like the 90's Chiefs.

Today that changes and whatever broke dick QB plays they are about to have a nice piece to target.


The Tennessee Titans Select: Malik Nabers, WR, LSU

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