I wish the pink one went into porn

I'm pretty sure Power Rangers was the first thing I ever said was gay lmao TMNJ all day.

I have 2 of those somewhere in my house from when I was a kid . I also have the G.I. Joe movie (the animated one) on vhs.

G.I. Joe move slams and goes hard.

I was in pre school at Tri-city or whatever that big church on the hill was when PR came out. I remember going to school the next day asking the boys if they saw it. We were ****ing hyped. Beat the shit out of each other the rest of the day in power ranger fashion.

And all the girls would stand by watching in awe as we got together to summon our dinozords at recess. One kid almost got his finger jammed trying to block my red ranger roundhouse kick to the face.

I got a turtle thing that opened up and zords went inside it for my birthday. It was a big ****ing deal. I don't remember what it was called. When I showed up to day care with it I might as well have had my tip hanging below my shorts line. I was a tiny king for a day.

She's 54 now. We are old.

Power Rangers, Texas Rangers I don’t give a ****. I’m taking the turtles every time.

She looks like she should be driving a 2024 Chevrolet Suburban in Mission Hills right now

She looks like she'd be staring in one of those HotWife Cuck videos.

Hell in the Cell?

Undertaker steps in and makes all of them his bitch.

Also, is it not lost on anyone that they got the Asian to play the YELLOW ranger and the black guy to play the....BLACK Ranger.

And of course the white girl to play the PINK ranger.

Uh huh.....

Was there a more obvious answer somewhere?

I noticed this as an adult when my son picked it on Netflix. Is it racist? IDK maybe they let the characters pick.

So is this the bloody Eastman & Laird TMNT or the G-rated cartoon version?