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JimNasium

10-11-2024 12:35 PM

I hope he has a leg to stand on in a potential lawsuit against his employer.

rfaulk34

10-11-2024 12:47 PM

You people don't have a shred of decency. Guy is just trying to grind out a hard day at work and i'm stumped as to why you think this is funny.

Rasputin

10-11-2024 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 17740933)

Let's trace back the timeline of this story.

10. Dude loses both of his legs by getting stuck in wood chipper.
9. Dude's ankle monitor gets caught in tree branch
8. Dude pleads guilty to breaking and entering, gets home arrest sentence.
7. Dude sees a guy driving home from the Apple Store with a new computer that can be fenced, doesn't notice that the guy has an alarm system in his house.
6. Dude is out of money because he spent it all on heroin and whiskey.
5. Dude discovers that he really likes heroin and whiskey.
4. Dude decides to drink some whiskey.
3. Dude's friend Ryan mentions that his dad forgot to lock up the whiskey the night before.
2. Dude goes to his friend Ryan's house to play the new Call of Duty game.
1. New Call of Duty game comes out.

I think this tragedy can be traced back to violence in video games.

Does this Colorado man live near you Rain Man?

Rain Man

10-11-2024 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rasputin (Post 17741053)

Does this Colorado man live near you Rain Man?

A few parts may have landed near me.

Couch-Potato

10-11-2024 01:11 PM

Sue EVERYONE! The new company, the manufacturer or the wood-chipper, and the state for the ankle bracelet impeding work. EVERYONE!!!!

...he's got nothing to lose.

T-post Tom

10-11-2024 01:12 PM

Most treadmills have better safety features. WTF?

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Chiefs4TheWin

10-11-2024 01:51 PM

Would make it hard to false start on the o line.. can he play right tackle?

KCJake

10-11-2024 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlaChief58 (Post 17740797)

Judge: you owe us $4500 for the ankle monitor, and 6 months in jail for tampering with government property.

ROFLROFLROFL

displacedinMN

10-11-2024 02:57 PM

I dont think I would go back

scho63

10-11-2024 03:01 PM

The competition now has a few legs up on new business

scho63

10-11-2024 03:04 PM

Guy is dumb as a stump

notorious

10-11-2024 03:05 PM

He was such a chipper fellow before the accident.

scho63

10-11-2024 03:07 PM

This thread is legendary and Hall of Classics worthy just after 1 page of posts.

I'm laughing my balls off with the rest of you sick bastards!

All going to hell on the same bus. ROFL

stumppy

10-11-2024 03:10 PM

A misunderstanding?:shrug:

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scho63

10-11-2024 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rfaulk34 (Post 17741035)

You people don't have a shred of decency. Guy is just trying to grind out a hard day at work and i'm stumped as to why you think this is funny.

You Cincy fans are stumped as to why this is funny.

Just chili out.

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