I used to wear my father's old wedding ring on my right hand, but it was constantly getting bent so I stopped. I had an old Timex LED watch I'd wear if I had to attend some "important" function, but lost that when my house burned down. I wore a couple of diamond studs when I had long hair and was a gigging musician. I'm jewelry naked 99.9% of the time now.

Wedding ring. Pixel Watch. That's it.

Guys don’t wear rings because we expect you to do things.
Like chop wood and fend off bears.

Now ask why we wear $100+ fake nails.

So you keep runnin' just as fast as you can?

(I actually just cranked that song because of your post, and oddly my dog did not like it. lol)

Did you just answer the "man or bear?" question without actually answering the "man or bear?" question?

And I'm not asking about $100 fake nails. I'm just walking away because I've met you before and I'm not interested.

Nope. Too many farmers walking around without a left ring finger.

Closest I have is a pocket knife and safety glasses.

If I was married I wouldn't even wear a ring. Having something on my finger at all times just drives me insane.

wedding ring, no watch, no other jewelry. just not my thing

Wear my SB rings when it is appropriate.

Dad said he lost his in a load of corn in 1965. Never wore one after that.
Glad he didnt, he did have all of his fingers.

ROFL

It's honestly amazing how accurate this is.

It is a goal of mine to one day become Southwest United States turquoise everything retired guy though

Turquoise rings, bracelets, maybe a tooth

Become the final Southwest turquoise boss after you've defeated all the other snowbirds. I'm just not there yet

The only drawback comes if you get divorced. My oldest son did that, and was divorced 1.5 years later. He says he hates it, because it reminds him of his failed marriage every day.

I hope people check on you sweetie.

Got a tungsten wedding ring. It's sturdy metal, you can open beer bottles with it. That's just one of my party tricks.

I feel nekkid w/o it honestly. I take it off if I'm actually doing something where my finger could get ripped off or making meatloaf