Hi, burt! Glad to see you back and healthy from your illness. Sorry about the marriage, but you can always take care of that problem :)

Welcome back, friend!

Has it ever been farted in tho?

That's exactly how we discovered my deceased Dad had a son that would be 62 now but died from COVID and sleep apnea. He was my step brother and I am the one that took the DNA test to confirm.

He had been searching for his family for years. I was so glad I helped him confirm who he was and that my Dad was his father. They looked so much alike it was scary.

My sister and my Dad's brother, my uncle, connected and all met for the 18 months from when he found out until he passed away.

I never got the chance to meet him but he had an enormous amount of friends and family that loved him. Ironically, he had 2 additional kids that no one but he knew about. Total of 6 known to everyone but 8 known to me.

His Mom was a loose woman back in the day. She hid many secrets from him. Not sure she knew my Dad was the father. She had 3 baby daddies for 3 kids. Not very common back in the late fifties and early sixties.

Ha. Next thing we know, we will get a "hello from prison" post from burt.

Of course it's been farted in.

It's next on the list. ROFL

Glad to have you back and can't wait to hear about the other children you don't know about. :D

Wait, what?

You mean half brother, correct?

OK no ones going to ask. Lay out the son scenario Burty boy. Party hook up? Ex girl friend? Drunk neighbor? Left a load on a truck stop toilet and the cleaning lady put it to good use?

Or does he even remember it?

You’ve been added to his spank bank. “Ooohhhhh Burt, I’m coming!”

I have a few questions

1. How long you been gone and why did you leave?
2. How long had you been split up with wife #1 before getting hitched to #2?
3. How long have you and this new wife been dating and how long have you been married?
4. What's going on with the new wife? What the rift and have you guys talked divorce? Does she even know you're unhappy?

5. Have to talked to your secret sons mom since finding him?

My bad, half-brother. You are correct......:thumb:

That's a bit intimadating....

Sounds like you almost got what you deserved