Pluck them birds naked!

Unfortunately it will be beat by the Eagles.

The only things you're beating tonight are your meat and your wife.

**** YOU

Philadelphia vs AFC West in Super Bowls = loss

Can you please give us the website you frequent the most? Because just like the hundreds of fans before you, that came on here, talked about how their team was different than the rest. And you were David taking down Goliath. And they are never heard from again. So if you would be so kind please leave somewhere we can come tonight around 1030 PM to point and laugh at you, and your ridiculous takes, and also just for a mental health check on you too. We’re concerned about you secondly. But pointing and laughing, and kicking you while you’re down, pouring salt into those fresh wounds is our primary concern.

Second verse, same as the first

So the Eagles beat themselves? Thanks for the protip!

Cry Eggles Cry!

Eat the Beagles!

I give the Eagles about a 10% chance of winning.
The Eagles struggle to throw the ball
They won't be able to run on the Chiefs defense like they did on the bottom half of the Lee
Vic fangio defense struggles to stop Patrick mahomes and Travis Kelce.
I just don't see how the Eagles have a chance to win this game other than the fact that they'll be on the field today.

See red, feel the warmth of yellow