Keep F*ing doubting the dead guy...
 

You can just change Gaz's name to "Gazombie"

Gaz....I must inform you that eating brains or spinal tissue puts you at risk of contracting bovine spongiform encephalopathy commonly known as mad cow disease

Send more paramedics...
 

There is no question.

Look here Capt Caveman.....I know the "don't ask don't tell" policy is in effect, but if you try to Eat any of Iowanian's meat....that shrapnel and fall from the sky are going to feel like a massage in comparison.

Plane #2 – Diana Might

Pilot Phobia
Copilot siberian khatru
Bombardier ROYC75
Navigator ®®
Engineer Saggysack
Radio Op. WisChief
Tail Gunner Mi_chief_fan
Ball Turret Gunner cheeeefs
Right Waist Gunner mizzou5
Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice

Target: Lille
B-17 is in the middle lower portion of the bomber wave (More vulnerable)

Diana Might heads off for the Belgian border.

Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel
4 Me109s attack, 3 are driven away by fighter support

ROYC75 fires in defense, misses
cheeeefs fires in defense, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me109 is driven away by fighters

1 Me109 and 1 Me 110 attack, Me109 driven away by fighters

®® fires in defense, misses
cheeeefs fires in defense, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

2 Me110s attack, 1 is driven away by fighters

ROYC75 fires in defense, misses
cheeeefs fires in defense, misses
Mi_chief_fan fires in defense, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy Flak Defense – No hits on aircraft
Bomb run off target – 0% Bomb

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

1 FW190 attacks
WisChief fires in defense, misses

FW misses, breaks off attack

1 FW190 and 3 Me109s attack - 1 Me109 is driven away by fighters

Saggysack fires in defense, misses
ROYC75 fires in defense, misses
®® fires in defense, damages Me109
Mi_chief_fan fires in defense, misses


2 FW190s, 1 Me109 and 1 Me110 attack - 2 FW190s and Me109 are driven away by fighters
Mi_chief_fan fires in defense, misses
cheeeefs fires in defense, kills Me110
Saggysack fires in defense, misses

Zone 2 Back: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1 Back: England

No enemy
Good weather
Good landing

Eligible for Next Mission

Pilot Phobia
Copilot siberian khatru
Bombardier ROYC75
Navigator ®®
Engineer Saggysack
Radio Op. WisChief
Tail Gunner Mi_chief_fan
Ball Turret Gunner cheeeefs
Right Waist Gunner mizzou5
Left Waist Gunner ChiefJustice

Well, that was easy. Too bad they dropped their bombs on the city park two blocks from the target.

Yeah, none of them died, but at least Plane #1 got part of their target :p

Plane #3 - Dreamsicle


Pilot Logical
Copilot memyselfi
Bombardier Hoover
Navigator The Bad Guy
Engineer JimNasium
Radio Op. BigChiefDave
Tail Gunner kcnut
Ball Turret Gunner Ecto-I
Right Waist Gunner Warrior5
Left Waist Gunner cntrygal


Target: Meaulte
Tail bomber in formation, middle in vertical (High vulnerability)

Dreamsicle draws the tail position in the bomber formation, which usually draws a lot of enemy fire.


Zone 1: England

No enemy

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 3: France (Entering Target Zone)

1 Me 110 driven away by fighters

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Medium Flak Defense
- 1 flak hit on tail – kcnut serious wound to right chest
Despite the flak hit, Hoover holds steady and scores a 5% hit.


Zone 3 (Leaving Target Zone)

2 Me109s driven off by fighters

Zone 2: English Channel

No enemy

Zone 1: England

No enemy
Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

Kcnut sent home with injury

Eligible for next mission

Pilot Logical
Copilot memyselfi
Bombardier Hoover
Navigator The Bad Guy
Engineer JimNasium
Radio Op. BigChiefDave
Tail Gunner Ecto-I
Ball Turret Gunner Warrior5
Right Waist Gunner cntrygal
Left Waist Gunner XXX

Milk run, other than that unfortunate piece of shrapnel in kcnut's lung.

kcnut, if you'd like to get on a replacement crew, post in this thread.

Those bastards, killing innocent kids minding their business in a city park...

We had some last second intel which indicated Osama Bin Laden's Mother was in that park and we just saved the entire world a shitload of trouble.

Yeah, you forever put an end to the dreaded "Al-Quilta" terror ring. Way to go.

I blame our navigator
:banghead:


BTW,did Dreamsicle hit anything with it's bombs?

DAMN... heal fast kcnut.

I'm guessing that Phobia probably talked so much that the navigator couldn't concentrate, plus expecting a Raider fan to concentrate for more then 3 seconds just shows a poor sign of leadership.