Deah ma,

Ah jes' finished up mah secon' mission aboa'd one of them theah aeroplanes. It's kinda fun, cuzin they all lets me shoot a purty big gun. It's even biggah than Unca Jeb's shotgun. They's about nahn otha guys on mah aeroplane, an' mos' of us are shootin' big guns, but some of us are drahvin' the thang and some othas are droppin' big ol' bombs and stuff. The otha guys is nahc, but they cain't figger out why Ah writes with a southen accent.

Yo' Lovin' son,

Rain Man

What the ... ?

Well, I guess I am dead. Treat her well ...

although she likes tall, skinny guys who don't have bigger boobs than hers, so I'm not sure your chances are that good.

MM
~~:D

ROFL

I agree

I couldn't even finish a paragraph

Dearest love,

It seems we might be coming back soon! There are only a couple months left...it means about 15 more missions, but I seem to be getting better. Although I got a 30% hit on that last target, the other 70% consisted of a German Officer's Club and a bunch of artillery. I overheard the General saying that what I did combined with what a plane going to Abbeville did may have helped us a lot for the next battle, but we'll have to wait and see.
About your letter, ASU sounds like the better choice under those conditions, but it's your decision. All I can do is hope and wish that you make the decision that's best for you. Also, thank you for your concern, and I'll try my hardest to stay uninjured.

Love,
Slayer

P.S. Enclosed is the purple heart I recieved.

Ok, ok, ok. I will get that changed out this weekend. That'll teach me not to use style sheets. :sulk: