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Strongside 01-16-2013 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9326087)
Dead girlfriend? Is he a suspect?

Ray Lewis denies knowledge of the situation.

Rain Man 01-16-2013 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9326087)
Dead girlfriend? Is he a suspect?

We should start writing articles about the investigation and his murder trial. I bet he killed her in the library with a lead pipe.

ChiliConCarnage 01-16-2013 05:36 PM

:)

Hype campaign for Heisman and future endorsements? Bizarre.

SPchief 01-16-2013 05:36 PM

So lets play the "he's a victim" angle.

He says he talked to her on the phone. Who was he talking to?

Titty Meat 01-16-2013 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 9326098)
So lets play the "he's a victim" angle.

He says he talked to her on the phone. Who was he talking to?

Dude is probably gay. If so this becomes a sad story about society.

1ChiefsDan 01-16-2013 05:38 PM

Seth Meyers ‏@sethmeyers21
These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
ROFL

FD 01-16-2013 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 9326090)
So what does this do to his draft stock? How far will he slip with the revelation that he's a manipulative liar? Or will he slip at all since honesty isn't a key success criteria among linebackers?

His "character" was a major selling point for the people who liked him. He drops a lot.

houstonwhodat 01-16-2013 05:38 PM

You sure ESPN didn't break this story first???

Strongside 01-16-2013 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9326103)
Dude is probably gay. If so this becomes a sad story about society.

Manti Taaaaay'o.

siberian khatru 01-16-2013 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 9326098)
So lets play the "he's a victim" angle.

He says he talked to her on the phone. Who was he talking to?

More than that:

Quote:

"They started out as just friends," Te'o's father, Brian, told the Tribune in October 2012. "Every once in a while, she would travel to Hawaii, and that happened to be the time Manti was home, so he would meet with her there."
So he got hoaxed by his dad?

"Hey, Manti, remember when your girlfriend spent a week here at home?"

"Uh, no, Dad."

"Sure you do! Think hard!"

"Um ... OK, I guess."

mikey23545 01-16-2013 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9326087)
Dead girlfriend? Is he a suspect?

After her death he drove to the Vatican brandishing a pistol and asked to talk to the Pope and Brian Kelly.

Rain Man 01-16-2013 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FD (Post 9326105)
His "character" was a major selling point for the people who liked him. He drops a lot.

The nice thing is that we won't mind, because he'll be replacing a guy who murdered his real girlfriend.

Andy Reid: "He lied about an imaginary girlfriend? Pffft. That's a HUGE step up for us at the inside linebacker position."

SPchief 01-16-2013 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9326119)
More than that:



So he got hoaxed by his dad?

"Hey, Manti, remember when your girlfriend spent a week here at home?"

"Uh, no, Dad."

"Sure you do! Think hard!"

"Um ... OK, I guess."

I was just starting with the phone call aspect. It's obvious that he's lying.

Mr. Laz 01-16-2013 05:44 PM


siberian khatru 01-16-2013 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9326087)
Dead girlfriend? Is he a suspect?

In an unusual way ... yes.

KC_Connection 01-16-2013 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bo's Pelini (Post 9326103)
Dude is probably gay. If so this becomes a sad story about society.

So he goes from a straight manipulative liar who mislead the media for years to a gay manipulative liar who mislead the media for years. Can't say it makes much of a difference to me.

Stad 01-16-2013 05:45 PM

Manti Gay'o

siberian khatru 01-16-2013 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9326132)

So he DIDN'T meet her?

Or he met some woman who wasn't who she said she was? And the hoaxer later "killed off" the creation?

W. T. F. ?

x 1,000,000,000,000,000

Strongside 01-16-2013 05:48 PM

Somewhere, his agent is crying.

hometeam 01-16-2013 05:49 PM

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EF8GhC-T_Mo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mr. Laz 01-16-2013 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DTLB58 (Post 9326056)
I suppose. I just don't understand the feeling of having to show that you have a GF. You can be heterosexual and single. Gays are so self conscious.

not that easy ... Brendan start getting grief of not having dates/GF's in 7th grade.

If you don't have a girl for long enough the people around you will start wondering if you're gay.

"a beard" was invented for a reason


Now a 'dead beard' is something new, but hey .... :D

bigjosh 01-16-2013 05:49 PM

i have always been Anti T'eo.

The Franchise 01-16-2013 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9326154)
Somewhere, his agent is crying.

He doesn't exist either.

Stad 01-16-2013 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9326164)
He doesn't exist either.

ROFL

siberian khatru 01-16-2013 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9326159)
not that easy ... Brendan start getting grief of not having dates/GF's in 7th grade.

If you don't have a girl for long enough the people around you will start wondering if you're gay.

"a beard" was invented for a reason


Now a 'dead beard' is something new, but hey .... :D

Yeah, couldn't you find a ND girl to "date"? Nobody has to know if you're sleeping with her.


Inventing a beard and then very publicly killing her off ... that seems way, way, way more complicated than it has to be.

stevenidol 01-16-2013 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Connection (Post 9326136)
So he goes from a straight manipulative liar who mislead the media for years to a gay manipulative liar who mislead the media for years. Can't say it makes much of a difference to me.

The sad part would be the reason he needed to lie in the first place.

The Franchise 01-16-2013 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudy Was Offsides. (Post 9325940)
.

Congrats on cherry picking a post. Why don't you post the rest of what I said. I was talking about his draft position.

The events of today obviously change my views on him.

Go **** yourself.

Strongside 01-16-2013 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9326176)
Yeah, couldn't you find a ND girl to "date"? Nobody has to know if you're sleeping with her.


Inventing a beard and then very publicly killing her off ... that seems way, way, way more complicated than it has to be.

I dunno, man. I work with a couple of ND grads, and if they're any indication, I'd make one up too.

Crush 01-16-2013 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9326176)
Yeah, couldn't you find a ND girl to "date"? Nobody has to know if you're sleeping with her.


Inventing a beard and then very publicly killing her off ... that seems way, way, way more complicated than it has to be.

Catfish II: Electric Boogaloo

Mr. Laz 01-16-2013 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by siberian khatru (Post 9326176)
Yeah, couldn't you find a ND girl to "date"? Nobody has to know if you're sleeping with her.

Inventing a beard and then very publicly killing her off ... that seems way, way, way more complicated than it has to be.

True ... why could he just use the I'm staying a virgin until i'm married for religious reasons. It would fit right in at Notre Dame and then he could just occasionally go out with a "friend" that's a girl and not worry about it.

Maybe the girls still insisted on kissing him and all that ewwwwy stuff. :D


I don't know ... maybe he's not gay and just enjoyed all the attention and sympathy he got. :shrug:

KC_Connection 01-16-2013 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by stevenidol (Post 9326184)
The sad part would be the reason he needed to lie in the first place. Judging by the state you are representing on your avatar, it makes sense why you don't understand that.

He didn't need to lie at all in this manner no matter what his sexual orientation is. Making up a fake dead girlfriend is deceit on an outrageous level, designed seemingly to raise his profile and improve his "story."

And not that the insinuation you're making about Kansas citizens isn't a load of shit in itself, but I'm from Toronto, Canada, dipshit.

Strongside 01-16-2013 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush (Post 9326193)
Catfish II: Electric Boogaloo

I was thinking this earlier. The Catfish guys are somewhere masturbating to this news, I'm sure.

Mr. Laz 01-16-2013 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9326192)
I dunno, man. I work with a couple of ND grads, and if they're any indication, I'd make one up too.

If they aren't "out" they can get pretty paranoid about it.

I had a friend once that everyone thought was gay ... every friend he had almost knew he was gay but he was always pretending otherwise. We didn't care so we just let it go. But he did some pretty silly shit just to make it seem like he was straight.

stevenidol 01-16-2013 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC_Connection (Post 9326199)
He didn't need to lie at all in this manner no matter what his sexual orientation is. Making up a fake dead girlfriend is deceit on an outrageous level, designed seemingly to raise his profile and improve his "story."

And not that the insinuation you're making isn't a load of shit in itself, but I'm from Toronto, Canada, dipshit.

I'll take the last part out. my bad.

Stad 01-16-2013 06:01 PM

http://i825.photobucket.com/albums/z.../Mantigirl.jpg

hometeam 01-16-2013 06:02 PM

Jimmy Kingman ‏@JimmyKingman
NFC Scout on Manti Te'o: "We likely will just cross him off our big board altogether."

Chief_For_Life58 01-16-2013 06:03 PM

http://t0dd.us/landthieves/lastdance.gif

BigMeatballDave 01-16-2013 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by stadw0n306 (Post 9326211)

LMAO

bevischief 01-16-2013 06:03 PM

wtf?

SPchief 01-16-2013 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9326218)

LMAO

Stad 01-16-2013 06:07 PM

http://t0dd.us/landthieves/lastdance.gif

saphojunkie 01-16-2013 06:10 PM

Sweet. Now he can fall to us in the third.

Jerm 01-16-2013 06:10 PM

At this point I'm fully expecting Katherine Webb to be a hologram.

RealSNR 01-16-2013 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saphojunkie (Post 9326244)
Sweet. Now he can fall to us in the third.

We can probably get him in the 6th or 7th if we wanted him now.

Chiefs Pantalones 01-16-2013 06:11 PM

Dang. What a piece of shit this guy is.

Chief_For_Life58 01-16-2013 06:13 PM

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Rain Man 01-16-2013 06:13 PM

Sandusky is now hoping to convince America that all of those boys were made up, too.

Bowser 01-16-2013 06:14 PM

The good news for Te'o is that when (if) he finally gets on to an NFL field, that he will never have to hear about this stuff ever again.

Chief_For_Life58 01-16-2013 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Turd Burglar (Post 9326262)
The good news for Te'o is that when (if) he finally gets on to an NFL field, that he will never have to hear about this stuff ever again.

or he could of just ya know, not made of the story in the first place, then he never woulda had to hear about it either

saphojunkie 01-16-2013 06:28 PM

Maybe Te'o just wanted to show the chiefs he can fill their "MLB with a dead girlfriend" vacancy.




















































too soon?

Bowser 01-16-2013 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief_For_Life58 (Post 9326268)
or he could of just ya know, not made of the story in the first place, then he never woulda had to hear about it either

(excellent point, but I should point out that my post was pure sarcasm)

Chiefs Pantalones 01-16-2013 06:33 PM

Notre Dame...Nosuch Dame?

highBOLTage 01-16-2013 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 9325890)
Jesus, his own family said she visited him in Hawaii. Now, it's a hoax? ND is ****ing stupid for even entertaining this shit. They should've chucked him under the bus. He's ****ed, and now they are too.

There are 2 categories he could fall into:
1. Gullible dumbass who falls in love with online people who he never met (and stretches the truth about the meeting)
2. Lying nutjob who was in on it.

To me, there is no smoking gun there in that article that he was in on it. He couldve just stretched the truth about where they first met and telling his parents that they had met while in Hawaii. He could just be that stupid. Saw a clip of Dr. Phil recently. There are people out there who get off on preying on these huge gullible idiots. They have 2-3 year relationships and fall in love with people they have never met. 1 off the 4 people duped by this same person was an acquaintance of theirs (predator turned out to be a girl pretending to be a guy). Hopefully, for his sake, Teo falls into this category of gullible idiot.
Dr Phil episode synopsis.
http://community.drphil.com/boards/?EntryID=33620

RealSNR 01-16-2013 06:37 PM

Notre? I hardly know her!

teedubya 01-16-2013 06:40 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hey Manti Te'o, the Chiefs have an opening at the emotionally unstable ILB spot.</p>&mdash; Jeremy Smith (@JeremyInKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeremyInKC/status/291692505827790851" data-datetime="2013-01-16T23:44:47+00:00">January 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Bowser 01-16-2013 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 9326371)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hey Manti Te'o, the Chiefs have an opening at the emotionally unstable ILB spot.</p>&mdash; Jeremy Smith (@JeremyInKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeremyInKC/status/291692505827790851" data-datetime="2013-01-16T23:44:47+00:00">January 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Awesome.

Too soon?

teedubya 01-16-2013 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Turd Burglar (Post 9326375)
Awesome.

Too soon?

That whole regime is gone and the dark clouds have lifted from One Arrowhead Place IMO.

Prison Bitch 01-16-2013 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 9326371)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hey Manti Te'o, the Chiefs have an opening at the emotionally unstable ILB spot.</p>&mdash; Jeremy Smith (@JeremyInKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeremyInKC/status/291692505827790851" data-datetime="2013-01-16T23:44:47+00:00">January 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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At least our new LB can't kill a make believe GF at team facilities.

ShowtimeSBMVP 01-16-2013 06:48 PM

Jadeveon Clowny‏@JadeveonClowny

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son Manti Teo has 99 problems but a girl ain't one.

Rain Man 01-16-2013 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prison Bitch (Post 9326388)
At least our new LB can't kill a make believe GF at team facilities.

But he can pretend to.

-King- 01-16-2013 06:52 PM

Quote:

So he wasn’t whiffing tackles against Alabama…he was hugging his girlfriend.
LMAO

The Franchise 01-16-2013 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiefsandO'sfan (Post 9326391)
Jadeveon Clowny‏@JadeveonClowny

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son Manti Teo has 99 problems but a girl ain't one.

ROFL

Chiefs Pantalones 01-16-2013 06:53 PM

Fake fans?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BAxaUr8CMAAKMqL.jpg:large

Joe_Camel 01-16-2013 06:53 PM

So did Teo and tui make this up for publicity or was this an excuse for the two of them to meet up romantically and it got out of hand?

Carlota69 01-16-2013 06:59 PM

This dude is ****ed up in the head. Period.
He's a liar, manipulator and mentally Ill.

If he is gay, all he needed was a girl, a hot lesbian who understands the deal with needing to be closeted, to be his "beard". He didn't need to make up a girl and then have her die.

If isn't gay, but made this shit up for attention, hes mentally unstable and then wow.

If he isn't gay, but fell in love wit a picture and some chick online ( or dude without him knowing its a dude), then he's mentally unstable and desperate for love.

No matter how you cut it, the dude is twisted in the head, gay or straight, it doesn't matter. He's ****ed up.

And people are right, ***** would of drafted him 1st.

:shake:

KC native 01-16-2013 07:03 PM

HE'ZZZZ BEIN PERSACUTED CUZ HE IZ A MORMAN

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-16-2013 07:06 PM

You only need one team to not care. He'll likely fall out of the top 10. This hurts him a lot more than other players because he constructed a narrative as a high character individual and leader. He'll be a pariah for this, especially in a hyper masculine culture like an NFL locker room.

Comparisons to Ray Lewis' personal reclamation are off base, IMO. Lewis is a genuinely terrifying individual with near unmatched intensity and charisma. Te'o isn't that guy.

Maybe an attention-starved shit mongrel like Jerry Jones grabs him for the media attention. With an average combine I bet he slips to round 2, if not lower.

KCUnited 01-16-2013 07:07 PM

Te'o thought Milli Vanilli was legit.

saphojunkie 01-16-2013 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teedubya (Post 9326371)
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Hey Manti Te'o, the Chiefs have an opening at the emotionally unstable ILB spot.</p>&mdash; Jeremy Smith (@JeremyInKC) <a href="https://twitter.com/JeremyInKC/status/291692505827790851" data-datetime="2013-01-16T23:44:47+00:00">January 16, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Q

:harumph:

gooch 01-16-2013 07:12 PM

Raiders will still take him at number 3 ...

Titty Meat 01-16-2013 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9326452)
You only need one team to not care. He'll likely fall out of the top 10. This hurts him a lot more than other players because he constructed a narrative as a high character individual and leader. He'll be a pariah for this, especially in a hyper masculine culture like an NFL locker room.

Comparisons to Ray Lewis' personal reclamation are off base, IMO. Lewis is a genuinely terrifying individual with near unmatched intensity and charisma. Te'o isn't that guy.

Maybe an attention-starved shit mongrel like Jerry Jones grabs him for the media attention. With an average combine I bet he slips to round 2, if not lower.

Id take him in round 2

OnTheWarpath15 01-16-2013 07:18 PM

NSFW:


Hammock Parties 01-16-2013 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9326452)
an attention-starved shit mongrel.

ROFL

Hamas MF Jenkins

NJChiefsFan 01-16-2013 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DTLB58 (Post 9326056)
I suppose. I just don't understand the feeling of having to show that you have a GF. You can be heterosexual and single. Gays are so self conscious.

Eh I think that's a bit of a miss on looking at it from the POV of a gay person. I don't deny that some are self-conscious, but if you don't want people to know you are gay having a "beard" is not really vane. In trying to keep something a secret, doing something to keep questions down is a fairly understandable strategy.

As for this story, its quite insane.

Jenson71 01-16-2013 07:25 PM

This is incredible. I'm suspending judgment for now and waiting for this to clear up.

Hoover 01-16-2013 07:27 PM

Wait, so Teo was victim of a hoax, but didn't think to stop people from reporting on his fake girl friend, who he was also tweeting with.

Got it.

the Talking Can 01-16-2013 07:27 PM

holy shit


i mean.....what?

TimeForWasp 01-16-2013 07:29 PM

Him and I have something in common. My girlfriend doesn't exist either.

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 07:32 PM

"Win one for the Gipper"= a fraud.

Te'o= a fraud.

Notre Lame, as exposed by Alabama in the BCS Championship game= a fraud.

Fitting end to Notre Lame's season.

FloridaMan88 01-16-2013 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9326452)
You only need one team to not care. He'll likely fall out of the top 10. This hurts him a lot more than other players because he constructed a narrative as a high character individual and leader. He'll be a pariah for this, especially in a hyper masculine culture like an NFL locker room.

Comparisons to Ray Lewis' personal reclamation are off base, IMO. Lewis is a genuinely terrifying individual with near unmatched intensity and charisma. Te'o isn't that guy.

Maybe an attention-starved shit mongrel like Jerry Jones grabs him for the media attention. With an average combine I bet he slips to round 2, if not lower.

Ray Lewis actually has NFL-caliber talent unlike Te'o. That is another difference.


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