Simplex.

That's awesome. Wonder why it won't quote pics for me now?

Do you teach your dogs to use the toilets? If so, could you send me your book and advice on cats....

That would ****ing rule

I don't believe this is your thread....

We are playing a game of the capture the flag.

Hahaha. Where did Matrix go? He ran away or something.

Dunit.......My Beavis Avatar owns yours.............

Chit...don't be hatin. My sig is my favorite. My avatar is kind of weak.

Flames get lighter towards the outside, not darker. :p

Simplex must have gigs and gigs of pictures.....

I hate feet.

Says the guy with the big ass pictures.

You can only run over the kitty in the road so many times. Eventually, it's just not a kitty anymore...

I like walking on them.

Yup in missouri then it becomes breakfast....

ROFL

Talk to the artist, I didn't make that one... :)

Lol, he must have realized his life on CP is over.

Mom, are those treadmarks?

No honey, just meat tenderizer.

Only if you have eggs and flah-er...

Ok, on last, very special submission to this thread:

.

Here is the question that's been bothering me.


His name is Matrix, right?


Shouldn't his avatar be keanu reeves...


I mean if his name was Johnny Conan, or Johnny running man, or johnny terminator, or johnny commando I could understand.


:(:hmmm:

hahaha. ROFL

Please. Don't humor him. :)

Nah, roll em in flour, fry em up, throw some syrup on em with some of that fancy sugar and wahlah, you gets french cuisine.

Arnolds character from that movies name was John Matrix.........

I thought cats were a chinese delicacy.

Sorry,

http://images.apple.com/home/2006/im...le20060113.jpg

I had to...

Now I understand, but I think it's stupid.

Only you would know, chinese pussy eater....


:)

You've got me pegged.

The first time I read that, I thought of something dirty.....

I've now got a whole new respect for Luv...

Shit! Now I know I'm doomed! :doh!:

Why the

****

would I want to eat anything french!?!?!

It's all about the kung pao MEOW....

The meat ain't tough at all.

French fries, french toast, french pussy...you know you like it.

Aslong as you bring a razor, it's not that bad.

Pleeeease....




http://www.apluscelebrity.com/images...ia_casta10.jpg

Ok, I loooove the frog.

Did anyone notice the piss-poor photoshop job John Matrix did on the pic with his dog?

Nah, we were too busy kicking in his skull.

He's to busy picking up dogshit to be a good photoshopper.

Man, we should really lay off the girl. She may be an innocent party here.

haha....nice white out.

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!

:cuss:

ROFL

Tell me you don't like that frog.

WTF

I can't believe the ungrateful bastard didn't mention me in his shitty photoshopped pic.

Except it was never a hit in the first place.

Hell, it was the first time I'd heard it.






Or not.

I meant the herpes thing.

I know.

Like watching yourself in the mirror while your f***ing, do ya?

I can't believe the idiot Matrix came back.

I looked up loser on the internet and his pic holding the bag of sh*t came up. I should have known.

They should have arrested his dad for haveing sex with animals so he wouldn't have been born to live his miserable life.

I've seen people figuratively ask for it here on the Planet, but not literally. :shake:

I thought you did not care??? What a ****ing tool... Thanks for coming back, and giving me tons of laughs before class... Seriously you took a picture with a girl that has more muscle mass then you??? Ahahaha..

I was almost tempted to give you some postive rep for that... Great catch...

LMAO............ Nice MELTDOWN!

Thats funny...

this thread is funny. When I first saw this douche I thought immediately John Disanferninand......but he's at least more clever than this fartknocker

I don't know how he'd fit in with da jersey gays

And KcChiefsman chimes in with an equally horrible photoshop!

the idea is there! why don't we see you make it better?

.

I bet you spent your whole life being a pitiful little creep. Too geeky for sports, to stupid to excel at anything, and too gay to get girls. The highlight of your life is picking up dogshit and spanking your tiny limp penis in your basement wearing your moms old pantyhose that disapeared out of the laundry when you turned 15. You spend your evenings using dog walking as an excuss to peep in old ladies windows and weekends giving tug jobs to truckers under the bathroom stall at waffle house.

One day you will be famous though-either as a child molester that was finanly caught, the guy that got his junk caught in the pool filter hole in the kiddie pool at Oceans of Fun, or the pervert that got a 12 inch candle stuck up his ass and had to go to the emergency room to have it removed. Already you have become a living urban legend-forever people will talk about "The Dogshit Creep"!! So congrats on this high honor and your future fame. Ted Bundy, Manson, Dahmer, Matrix, welcome to the Hall of Fame for Pathetic perverts.

It would be real easy, but I'd like to see you improve yourself.

:clap:

Nice.

the first random bump of 2009
today's bump word
Matrix

I'd forgot all about Howdy Doody and his bag o brains.

It ain't easy bein' white
It ain't easy bein' brown
All this pressure to be bright
I got children all over town!

ROFL

how the **** did I miss this thread initially?

Isn't Matrix Hamas Jenkins' first incarnation?

What makes you think that?