Unless the rumors are true that Clark wants Herm to take over for Carl...

"We're going to establish a new way of playing football. Many years ago pioneers like Paul Brown and Vince Lombardi invented methods of playing that game that are still used today. We believe our "Tackle and Punt" strategy will be a new innovation to lead the NFL into a new era. Remember when the forward pass was introduced? This is going to have the same impact. Our new, creative way of playing football eliminates turnovers completely."

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Patriots | Commemorative envelope honors Moss
Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:30:59 -0700

Matthew J. Darnell, of Yahoo! Sports, reports the state of West Virginia has honored New England Patriots WR Randy Moss by creating a commemorative Randy Moss envelope. The state of West Virginia has also bestowed this honor on Mary Lou Retton and Jerry West in the past.

You mean linebackers who were converted to fullbacks!!! Worst case, we can always convert Demorio, DJ, Donnie, and Nap to Fullback. We'll run a set with Waters at C and the rest of the line being fullbacks formerly known as linebackers. On an X-O diagram, all of these players would be seen as the symbol for the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.

http://artsuppliesonline.com/blog/princelogo.jpg

Madden would have a field day with it....

Don't forget about our goal-line threat...

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/78209...4831B75F48EF45

That's not happening.

Carl just went to BC's Pro day with Herman ****ing Edwards.

WTF does that have to do with anything?

Hey Goatse,

Break the news!

Then you can stand next to your byline and wait for the offers to come in --

word to the wise -- make sure it's accurate

Interesting...

I wonder who they have in mind to replace him if that is in fact the case?

160 some odd posts and nobody knows? (or is willing to say)?????

There's no news. This whole thing is being blown out of proportion.

ahhh, he offseason.

You already said that. See: "It's pretty inconsequential."

If it's so inconsequential and unimportant then why not reveal it? FYI You don't gain any more credibility with the masses that dislike you by pulling shit like this.

They don't hold press conferences for that. Gun gets fired over the internet.

I like seeing you guys squirm.

So Herman ****ing Edwards is holding a news conference to inform us that there is no news.

Whatever gets your jollies off in the basement big boy. :rolleyes:

If squirm = laughing at your notion of journalism, so be it.

in other words, me and the erroneous one don't have a clue. We didn't get in on this one, we were left off the need to know list.

Well played.

We have all seen that Herms idocity has no boundries...

This should come as no surprise!

You folks sure get butthurt over nothing.

Indeed!

actually sound like something Herm would do...

:(

Irony at its finest.

Bullshit. You like people THINKING you know something. I don't buy it. I think you're as clueless as anyone here. I think you HEARD it was inconsequential, so you're going with that, because that's a safe bet.

But I don't believe for a second you know shit about shit.

Prove me wrong. Say what it is now, and I'll give you all the props in the world if you're right.

yea, but you won't hear us tell the board that we are leaving and never coming back. Why are you here?

Ya....whatever happened to that?

and a hush fills the room...

I bet he's announcing that our first-round pick is holding out.

Dum deedly doo:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2007/03...n_kansas_city/

Announcing that he too had a trist with ashly dupree but he only paid 2500.00 per hour ROFL

Sad really.....

Ding ding ding. We have a winner!

thats about right, a year late

Might be that, for 2008.

We understand that a guy with your experence, you don't get that butthurt anymore ?:hmmm:

That might sting alittle...

Is this the "shocking news" we've been waiting for!?!?!?

If it was ANYTHING of importance it would be announced by Carl. Geez, what a bunch of itiots!

He's waiting for Al to fire Lane Kiffin before annoucing that Kiffin been added to our staff.

we are converting Tank Tyler into our starting full back

And all our safteys to cornerback.

Is Donnie Henderson out of a job.

YAWN...can't wait...

We're trading our first round pick for Trent Green?

At least we can spell.....

Henderson was out of work last year after getting the boot in detroit. I think he was basically a consultant for Marvin Lewis and the Bengals. He was a candidate for Cincy's open DC spot but got hired as the DB coach in Jax.

I think he is going to announce he isn't very good at his profession. He seems to like to restate the obvious.

My sources in KC tell me that Herm will make an announcement that they will not be holding training came in Wisconsin any more, instead they will be closer to the KC Metro.

According to a league source;
 

When Carl was on vacation during the opening days of free agency, they raided his office to finally figure out the source of the aweful smelling stench. They cracked his safe and discovered Jimmy Hoffa. And nekked pictures of Bea Arthur.

They are having the presser to allow everyone to share feelings on what disturbs them more.

I thought they'd already agreed to return to River Falls for at least another year though?

that would be cool, i hope that happens

My guess is that they are either going to announce where camp will be in 2009 if they have already agreed to return to River Falls for one more year.

Isn't that Carl's decision though?
Why would Herman Edwards make that announcement?

Nah, I think its a HC thing.

The source will not confirm or deny the rumor making rounds that files were found in the safe. Files that reportedly declare C. E. "don't call me Claythan" Wendler the bastard child of Carl and Rosey O'Donnell.

Is there any information in this thread at all, or is it all just flip-flap and trumpery?

Seriously, if you knew something the rest of us wanted to know, would you tell Goatse?

I do it all the time.

We hired Mecca as a new college scout.

on the condition he gets a ****ing hair cut

Who knows?

222 posts and not a single hint? this thread is :BS:

I know this guy who has a friend whose wife is the neighbor of the guy that does the paper delivery who has a son whose best friends dad is close to someone who is in the know........... Herm is announcing his new QB coach. Curl becomes the assitant of something that I cannot mention yet.

ya why are they announcing that Herm will make an announcement next week? Just come out with it you fucker!

so we can all wait with baited breathe :rolleyes:

yeah not so much

Jesus, people, this "announcement" story is from KFFL. Last week they reported that Peyton Manning woke up in the morning and took a dump.

If it was anything of note, don't you think local media might be talking it up a little?

This is the early press release of Herm and Carl's joint statement.


"hey carl, they'll be so sad, Raise ticket prices, thats too bad
There will be no, after glow....but there's something they should know....."

BA! BA!! BA!!! BAAAAAM!!!!~ "I'M F@CKING MATT CHIEFSFAN!"
http://espn.go.com/media/nfl/2006/01...dwards_195.jpg

"Its true...he's f@cking Matt Chiefs-fan"
"In the stands, on TV, Get over it on top of me....Sunday Noon, Sunday Night, Add Hot Carl's Just for SPITE! Live TV! On the Field! I'll f@ck Chiefs fan til he yields!"
"Its just business....Its Its O-KAY, If its for money its not gay"

http://www.smoothrivers.com/peterson/images/cpsign.JPG


"I'm f@ckin you chief fans..."
"he's f@ckin you chief fans"
I'm sorry but its true
"Buy season tickets....there's just nothing you can do"
"On the field, In the stands, I will Punch your prostate Glands!"
"On the nachos that aren't hot, for over-pricing in the parking lot!"

Link?

gochiefs...

I have a proposition.

In effort to gain some credibility on "what you know but can't say".....

When you have news that is going to break, but can't say ahead of time....PM it to me.
You can trust me, i won't reveal it, but when the event happens, I'll confirm to the board that you indeed knew what was going to happen.

You guys give Goatse way too much power.
:shake:

The announcement is going to be about Herm's Youth Camp. I'm nearly certain about this but I've sent an email to confirm. If I do confirm I'll let you guys know.

It's billed as being his last scheduled presser of the offseason and his camp is in May. I think the media has overhyped the presser due to the lack of news this time of year.

dammit

i knew my source was full of crap

I hope I didn't make my "guess" sound like I know more than I do. It's an educated guess but I don't "know" more than any of you.

No, it sounds like a good stab on the matter.

I don't have a source. Just somehow my brain gets bored and tells me to type stupid stuff about goatse and mecca. It's cheap entertaiment. Cheaper than a hooker anyway.

I just think we gotta do our part. People see this thread and think finally!!! some chiefs news. or Cool this is finally the big suprise we have waited for!!!!

And you really hope they start from the beginning and go through each post, teasing themselves thinking only 5 more posts and someone is really going to break the news.

Then they read my stupid crap. Then Phil comes along with an educated guess that makes as much sense as any. Then they read more of my stupid crap.

When they get to the end they are all pissed off. Thinking what a waste of time. I could have went to the convience store to go see Suzy on her dinner break and got a hand job. Sure she just got out of prison but once you get past the crazy nut job she is and the whole eyepatch thing, she looks like the girl next door and is great at hand tuggies.

Look i found my keys. They got tangled up in my spider patch. I need to cut that hair too.

Or they get mad and say you guys suck. I coulda had more fun drinking keystone in the back yard while throwing rocks at the neighbors dog instead of reading this crap.

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Sharpton Wants NFL Game Canceled
AP
Posted: 2008-03-19 20:43:55
CANTON, Ohio (March 19) -- The Rev. Al Sharpton's organization plans to ask the NFL to cancel this summer's Hall of Fame game over allegations of police misconduct in the city.
Richard Jones, who heads the local chapter of the National Action Network, founded by Sharpton, said the group is taking action because of police officers' "general aggressiveness and over-the-line attitude to the citizens of Canton, especially the black citizens."

The Indianapolis Colts and Washington Redskins are scheduled to play in the Hall of Fame game Aug. 3 in Canton.

Jones said he has sent information on police misconduct to NFL players Tank Johnson and Adam "Pacman" Jones, who have been punished by the league over their legal troubles.

"Please hold Canton to the same standards you're held to," Jones said he asked the players.

The group also will publish contact information for black NFL stars so they can be urged to put pressure on the league, Jones said.

Adam Herman, spokesman for Mayor William J. Healy II, said the call for the NFL to cancel the game comes as a surprise. Herman said the mayor is committed to meeting with Jones.

"We do not believe the cancellation of the Hall of Fame game is either likely or appropriate in this situation," Herman said Wednesday.

NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy said Wednesday that the group has not contacted the league.