If I showed him that post he would be so incredibly pissed off.

Child to right has face of kabuki mask.

Just curious ... with your living overseas, all of the U.S., and now in Houston ... how did you become a Chiefs fan?

Montana.

Seriously, that kid's mug freaks me out. Did he always look like an ancient Japanese theatre prop?

Yeah. Bad genes. He was a freak, too.

LMAO

Clayton, unfortunately, you may be the coolest that I am enjoying them. Did I miss one of your sister, who likes fat faces?...... hmmmmmmm?

For real, wheres the modern day pics of the sisters????

One of them is married. I'm not putting her pic on here.

Here's the other one:

http://i39.tinypic.com/zk1f29.jpg

Your sister looks like a red X.

So did you do the White chick?

Uhhhhhhhhh wrong thread.

However, really, I thought attacking family was off limits. Does that extend to rep messages? I really don't appreciate Redrum's comment:

http://i41.tinypic.com/71nx1s.jpg

You're just going to have to put him on ignore. No one will do anything about it.

I'm generally amused by Redrum's antics, but he pisses me off enough that I ****ing hate him overall. When he pulls shit like that it's the last straw and nothing would please me more than to see the prick banned for awhile. He'd never get away with a comment like that on the board so he takes it to rep comments. He's a cowardly scumbag.

I'd do her. She has a purty mouth.

Hey Claythan looks like your sister got all the looks in your family!
I don't blame you for being upset about the redrum comment....pretty much uncalled for!

I like Redrum. What did he say?

Clayton did you know about your sister's other piercings? :D

Post 179.

wat

OK, here's my grandmother molesting me. I am wearing a Mizzou hat.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5149/assp.jpg

Later I donned some fashionable sunglasses as my cousin displayed his jelly rolls.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/7159/decki.jpg

And here I am discovering fire in my cowboy boots.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9215/firerty.jpg[IMG]chrome://deimageshack/skin/is_banner.png[/IMG]

Here I am singing somewhere in Scotland.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9700/choiru.jpg

ATHLETIC TEAM STAR ENCOUNTERS STONE DINOSAUR

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/9008/dinor.jpg

EXTREME ICE CREAM EATIN.' I'M ANGRY! ANGRY! Note the vintage blue and white suburban.

http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/296/icecreamu.jpg[IMG]chrome://deimageshack/skin/is_banner.png[/IMG]

The Numa Numa guy was tubby as shit as a kid.

Why are you climbing a tree like that with no pants on?

I WAS BORN
BORN FOR ADVENTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

OK, here I am as Indiana Jones again. This is actually at some stupid trick house at Silver Dollar City. They had those funky mirrors, too.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3602/lean.jpg

Here's me and Fatty McGee. I actually still have that hat. I would love to know what we were drinking.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3034/brosr.jpg

Here I am during my Cowboy phase.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9691/yeehaw.jpg[IMG]chrome://deimageshack/skin/is_banner.png[/IMG]

Wow that kid is fat.

Was he last seen on a TLC documentary about another half ton man?

Here's Fats Dominos Eater and I on a horsey go-round. I think I had a bout with reerunation.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2613/horseyu.jpg

We flash forward to high school and a later bout with reerunation.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/5379/startrekx.jpg

We flash forward to my senior year. One of these things is not like the other.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9397/wtfg.jpg

DAMN IT. Who keeps moving the Epic Fail thread? Just kidding Claythan...everybody has the goofy kid years picture collection.

my buddy just sent a burb just like that to the junkyard a couple of weeks ago, the ugly ****er still ran enginewise

Redrum is charming.

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/2434/redrrr.jpg

Most the trees we climbed as kids were still vertical. He's not climbing a tree. He's walking on a log.

NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT?!?!? :cuss:

Just wait until you finally con a woman into hanging out with you for more than an hour.

So how long did it take until you lost the accent?

... OR DID YOU?!

Did you think we were done? We're not close to being done.

Here I display my early love for costuming.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/4...yhadaheart.jpg


Here I am on Safari looking rather...ok, gay.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/3739/giraffe.jpg

This photo is interesting for several reasons. First off, I had no idea what football was, and yet wore a Mizzou hat and a generic FOOTBALL sweater. Second, I'm at loch ness, positively thrilled with fake nessie behind me. Third, my pants were really tight.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5346/lochn.jpg

Here I am eating a cookie and attention-whoring. Grandma disapproves.

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/811/cookieg.jpg

Damn, you were a MEGA dork.

What's up with the sweatpants? Zipper phobia or something?

u updating your Facebook account?

Tin man 'eh?

Fitting...

THIS!!!

:whackit: :whackit: :whackit: :whackit:

Originally Posted by Claythan
One of them is married. I'm not putting her pic on here.

Here's the other one:

http://i39.tinypic.com/zk1f29.jpg

I just read this thread for the first time and I have two reactions this thread.

Claythan's nerd upbringing was actually kind of entertaining and his comments to the pics were pretty funny.

Redrum seems like he's obsessed with Claythan's sister, if that really is Claythan's sister.

Oh! My! God! Becky

Dumdumdumdeedumdumdum

http://parkerdonat.files.wordpress.c...ir-mixalot.jpg

Your brother is wearing the greatest shirt ever. ROFL

I took the wolf shirt to a whole new level.

http://i33.tinypic.com/33y193c.jpg

FYP

ROFL