Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 5206227)

A comment from her on her Myspace page:


Jokes on YOU

Hm...so I've recently been the topic of several internet message boards conversation. I have a few bikini photos on there from a friend of mine. I never said I looked great in a bikini and wasn't going for high-quality photos. It was fun, purely for entertainment, and it was a beautiful day. Some people think I look great in the bikni, :Lin: others (obviously) think the exact opposite.....

NEWSFLASH: I don't care whichever you think!! Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and I respect that.

Unlike some people, I have respect and dignity...oh yeah, I also have a LIFE.

Some of these comments I've read are freaking damn hilarious. Some are down right cruel which just shows me that people are THAT insecure about themselves that they have to put others down. Others just follow the crowd because they're ****ing ignorant and have nothing else better to do with their pathetic lives than sit around on their asses all day and post on message boards.

How about....a ****in' life, people?

I must admit, the photo shopped pictures seriously made me laugh and forward them to some friends of mine. Kudos to you photo shop artists. Remember, though, to never quit your day job.

I am confident in my skin and who I am. Other people's approval is NOT needed.

The fact that you all are spending hours and hours a day talking about me, I am genuinely thrilled that I can be your entertainment! I'm one step ahead of you and I'll be here all week.

With that, I will be continuing on with my life and keep laughing at yours.

Even pathetic people deserve praise! So, my hat's off to you kiddos!

Oh, and if anybody actually has the balls enough to talk to me directly, or put them in my mouth,that would be totally awesome as well.



Til then, children.

Ellie :cuss:

Ellie Approves of this message.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206224)

Just buy a shotgun and make it visible whenever someone comes to pick them up...lol.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206233)

Is it just me or does everyone question strangers lingering around buildings, check the backseat of their cars before getting in, or imagine someone grabbing your ankle as you go to get into your car. Stuff like that is always in the back of my mind. I try not to focus on it, because I can really freak myself out when I do.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206233)

Is it just me or does everyone question strangers lingering around buildings, check the backseat of their cars before getting in, or imagine someone grabbing your ankle as you go to get into your car. Stuff like that is always in the back of my mind. I try not to focus on it, because I can really freak myself out when I do.

Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 5206227)

A comment from her on her Myspace page:


Jokes on YOU

Hm...so I've recently been the topic of several internet message boards conversation. I have a few bikini photos on there from a friend of mine. I never said I looked great in a bikini and wasn't going for high-quality photos. It was fun, purely for entertainment, and it was a beautiful day. Some people think I look great in the bikni, :Lin: others (obviously) think the exact opposite.....

NEWSFLASH: I don't care whichever you think!! Everybody is entitled to their own opinion and I respect that.

Unlike some people, I have respect and dignity...oh yeah, I also have a LIFE.

Some of these comments I've read are freaking damn hilarious. Some are down right cruel which just shows me that people are THAT insecure about themselves that they have to put others down. Others just follow the crowd because they're ****ing ignorant and have nothing else better to do with their pathetic lives than sit around on their asses all day and post on message boards.

How about....a ****in' life, people?

I must admit, the photo shopped pictures seriously made me laugh and forward them to some friends of mine. Kudos to you photo shop artists. Remember, though, to never quit your day job.

I am confident in my skin and who I am. Other people's approval is NOT needed.

The fact that you all are spending hours and hours a day talking about me, I am genuinely thrilled that I can be your entertainment! I'm one step ahead of you and I'll be here all week.

With that, I will be continuing on with my life and keep laughing at yours.

Even pathetic people deserve praise! So, my hat's off to you kiddos!

Oh, and if anybody actually has the balls enough to talk to me directly, or put them in my mouth,that would be totally awesome as well.



Til then, children.

Ellie :cuss:

Ellie Approves of this message.

Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 5206232)

Think we finally found Midnight Douche a girlfriend!
Classic Butterface.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206233)

Is it just me or does everyone question strangers lingering around buildings, check the backseat of their cars before getting in, or imagine someone grabbing your ankle as you go to get into your car. Stuff like that is always in the back of my mind. I try not to focus on it, because I can really freak myself out when I do.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206233)

Is it just me or does everyone question strangers lingering around buildings, check the backseat of their cars before getting in, or imagine someone grabbing your ankle as you go to get into your car. Stuff like that is always in the back of my mind. I try not to focus on it, because I can really freak myself out when I do.

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206235)

She likes balls in her mouth, thats a cool chick.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206233)

Is it just me or does everyone question strangers lingering around buildings, check the backseat of their cars before getting in, or imagine someone grabbing your ankle as you go to get into your car. Stuff like that is always in the back of my mind. I try not to focus on it, because I can really freak myself out when I do.

Originally Posted by Go-Oz (Post 5206243)

I don't think about that shit, but im aware of my surroundings for the most part. Never show fear, period. BTW-How would someone grab your ankle in the car, they'd have to be a midget.

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5206245)

methinks a photoshop with her being teabagged along with teri schiavo would be hilarious

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5206244)

Nope, it's just you. Make sure you look behind the washing machine before you go to bed tonight. They like to hide there.


:p

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5206239)

eh, never worried about that stuff. well, maybe if I watch one too many horror movies.

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5206252)

Just don't get stuck back there ala tommykat.

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206249)

Teri Schiavo brah?

Thats wrong.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206254)

LMAO I was at dad's house when she called him for help.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206241)

She's totally playing it off like it didn't affect her. If it didn't, then she wouldn't be trying to hard to get jabs in. And she's clueless. It's not about how she looks in a bikini. Pitiful.

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5206255)

ROFL

it IS wrong. but did you ever see any of the photoshop threads (a lot on different message boards--I'm sure they exist somewhere on/in the ether now) were comedy GOLD--hilarious because they were so wrong

Originally Posted by Go-Oz (Post 5206243)

I don't think about that shit, but im aware of my surroundings for the most part. Never show fear, period. BTW-How would someone grab your ankle in the car, they'd have to be a midget.

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5206247)

LMAO

Now that's scary. Psycho evil raping midgets. :eek:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206261)

Someone laying under the car. They could slit your Achilles, and you'd be screwed.

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5206252)

Just don't get stuck back there ala tommykat.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206253)

Which is why I don't watch them. I don't know why they bother me. I know it's made up, but there are also freaks in the real world who would attempt such things after seeing them. There are times, after watching a horror movie at a friend's house, I check the closets when I get home, every sound freaks me out, and I have nightmares. And it's only when I'm alone. If I have someone with me, none of this even enters my mind.

Originally Posted by Go-Oz (Post 5206263)

That would suck seeing verne troyer hiding under your seat

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5206266)

Heh... quite the nasty imagination you have there.

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206271)

Somebody has to spill the beans about tommykat....

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5206269)

No shit..

I'd stomp that creepy little ****er into a thick gooey paste.

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206260)

I will have to do some research and get back to you...P.S...did you know we have the same birthday?

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5206269)

No shit..

I'd stomp that creepy little ****er into a thick gooey paste.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5206274)

As far as the "we didn't photoshop gochiefs" post, we did do it to Slayer. All the time.

Then again, I guess when his older brother is joining in.... bad example. :)

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5206277)

damn, I had no clue. 'grats, dude. it's the best damned day of the year.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206275)

She got stuck behind her dryer. She dropped something behind it. When she tried to get it, she couldn't lift herself back out. There were pictures.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5206274)

As far as the "we didn't photoshop gochiefs" post, we did do it to Slayer. All the time.

Then again, I guess when his older brother is joining in.... bad example. :)

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5206268)

yep. there's part of me that allows myself to get engrossed in the 'horror' part of those types of movies and my mind marinates in the fear of situations that are perfectly fine/safe.

it's funny you mention that, though. I recall being younger, getting home a bit late, and I'd come home to an empty house--I'd either use my hand or a banana (heh) to 'james bond'/cop my way through the house, checking the rooms and shit. reeruned, but I find it funny now.

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206282)

Im not stalking you.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5206283)

I never saw the pictures. :hmmm:

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206282)

Im not stalking you.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5206283)

I never saw the pictures. :hmmm:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5206281)

Those Slayer photoshops were some of the best ever. Grandlamma, was it?

Not really insulting... just funny.

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206282)

Im not stalking you.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206287)

Oh. Were they not posted? Trust me. There were pictures.

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5206290)

Me either...

But now that I know they exist... I demand them. LMAO

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5206286)

:spock:

I'm sure you're not, brah.

Originally Posted by MWagg72 (Post 5206285)

HA, I used to do the same only with my actual handgun...for some reason I was pretty sure someone was going to try to rob my house sometime.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206287)

Oh. Were they not posted? Trust me. There were pictures.

Originally Posted by Go-Oz (Post 5206289)

Hey Guys, who wants some fresh biscuits! love that commercial

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5206288)

Yet.

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5206299)

heh--hilarious shit. I should've typed 'hand or banana gun'--

another weird thing I used to do (and likely would if I lived in the country still)--I used to drive home late at night from work, and ever car that followed me for longer than five minutes (I worked in springfield, lived 30 min. south of springfield), I'd pretend that they were following me, and I had to shake them or they'd kill me and run me off the road. it made for some fun late-night driving, especially on those curvy country roads

it kept my mind occupied, though. and that's basically why I did it, I guess. when one is tired as **** and driving home, it took a lot sometimes to stay awake. that did the trick.

Originally Posted by the Talking Can (Post 5202811)

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206298)

I was just checking my birthday on the ChiefsPlanet calendar to see who I shared it with, and you were the only one I recognized.

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206306)

When I used to get high at my friends house a lot (he lives 2 miles away) any car that followed me for more than 2 lights, I was convinced they were following me (I was high/paranoid) and it always scared the shit out of me.

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5206313)

oh, I trust you. I'm curious about who else does, though. I'm sure there may be a dupe from my early CP days that I put having the same b-day. I had a lot of creativity and no creativity in those days.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206304)

Men don't realize how sexy it is when they can cook. It's a shame.

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206306)

When I used to get high at my friends house a lot (he lives 2 miles away) any car that followed me for more than 2 lights, I was convinced they were following me (I was high/paranoid) and it always scared the shit out of me.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5206318)

Some of these, like the Saving Private Ryan, are masterpieces...

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206319)

PHOG, KevB, istas (51), Merk (45), Wildcat John (43), ole CJ (42), Stinger (37), TN_Chief (37), IMPEZDGR8 (31), Spalove (27), H5N1 (25), BuckinCutler (22)

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5206326)

Your heart would melt watching my mad microwaving skillz.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5206326)

Your heart would melt watching my mad microwaving skillz.

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206319)

PHOG, KevB, istas (51), Merk (45), Wildcat John (43), ole CJ (42), Stinger (37), TN_Chief (37), IMPEZDGR8 (31), Spalove (27), H5N1 (25), BuckinCutler (22)

Originally Posted by BuckinCutler (Post 5206346)

I can cook, its one of my strong suits...

I made this girl Enchiladas and then she farted all over me when we were sleeping.

Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5206338)

my wife thought my cooking skills were mad sexy until I made my world famous chili for her. she hated it from that point on because of the mad farting skillz I possess.

Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 5206357)

I'm also handy with a dutch oven.

Originally Posted by luv (Post 5206350)

PHOG doesn't post often, KevB posts more than PHOG, Stinger is from Springfield (I think), TN_Chief whines about Herm all the time, and the last two are dorks.

Originally Posted by GoGonzo (Post 5207010)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ogID=447529067


ROFL...Read some of the comments below her little blog about how mean ppl are to her.

Originally Posted by pestilenceaf23 (Post 5207028)

I like this duo.

Jill (Hot girl) - why do you act as if it's some special interest group that's targeting you? get it through your head - you are a walking, breathing, troll from the neck up, and a potential stunt double for the guy from the Saw movies. are you really completely oblivious to the fact that EVERYONE who has seen that bb.com thread has given you negative feedback? and that it's not just a group of nerds poking fun at you? if the entire world thinks you are hideous (save for one, apparently), and you still deny it, well, more power to you I guess. denial is probably the only alternative to suicide.

Rebecca (Yet another troll) - Jill Bring up your game. if you can not make it up without tearing anyone else down, then you don't belong at the top.

the people with dignity grace and class are far more beautiful, and they are real. They are strong enough to know you make it on your own merit, not by pointing out that there is someone else more flawed than you, by your own standards.

If you need to make someone else feel bad in order to feel good about yourself, then you're what's wrong with society. you and the other 75% of people who aren't smart enough to realize saying mean things isn't a skill.

hurtful words do hurt. Duh. acting like hurting someones feelings is a major accomplishment? smells like insecurity.