man, your vagina is really sore...

Because your team's coach still wears diapers?

No, see...that all changes now.

In five years you're going to be cursing Pat Bowlen while Mike Shanahan paws a red helmet next to the Lombardi and Dwayne Bowe talks about his MVP performance...

From Adam's wikipedia page:
"According to a USA Today survey of fans published January 19, 2009: "NFL Network's Adam Schefter edged ESPN's Chris Mortensen (34%-32%) for best [NFL] insider despite the NFL Network being in less than half as many U.S. households."


I wonder if he posted that there himself.

Cowher is coming to town folks!

you sound like a 12 yr oldROFL

This entire theory is bogus.

If Shanny had to "pretend" to look for work, his boy Schefter wouldn't be saying "I'M TELLING YOU IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN, THEY HAVEN'T EVEN SPOKEN" at the top of his lungs.

Right, Harlan made it all up :rolleyes:

I think the Chiefs were about to negotiate with Shanahan (or had already started) and another interested party jumped in.

Hence going from "negotiating" to "targeting".

The Chiefs camp has been pretty good about keeping everything quiet so far, so I'd buy that.

No thats not possible. One has to be right. :)

I believe this is all a smokescreen to get Cowher to piss-or-get-off-the-pot and reconsider coaching the Chiefs NOW in a perfect scenario for him...rather than sit out until 2010.

Hi Marty!

Jay Glazer should be in there somewhere.

ESPN news ticker now says that a chiefs are targeting shanahan, but a "team official tells chris mortensen he does not believe shanahan will be hired."

I'll bet money it is Paul Pasqualoni. He is defense minded, experienced, and Parcell's boy.

Well if a decision isnt made in the next five days or so, it might be safe to assume Pioli is targeting a superbowl coach.

Mortensen has come off his claim that this was a done deal. I saw him on NFLN saying not only a team official has told him it probably won't happen, but also that Clark Hunt will keep this under the vest and it will be a guessing game until it's done.

Maybe you should post this in another thread, tard.

I'll take your bet immediately.

There is no way Pioli is hiring a shitty college retread like Pasqualoni.

Working out of Thanksgiving Tower in Dallas will do that.

From www.BobGretz.com
I have no idea what the bolded part could mean
but will post htis anyway
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Is It Shanny?
January 23, 2009 - Bob Gretz |

You gotta love this.

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen is reporting that the Chiefs are in final stages of negotiations with former Denver head coach Mike Shanahan to replace Herm Edwards as head coach. Mortensen said Friday evening on Sports Center that the negotiations have started up between the team and Shanahan in the last 24 hours.

But ESPN.com’s story on the matter filed after the TV report puts a slightly different spin on the situation. The story has reporting from Mortensen, but was not written by him says:

“Once source claims there have been negotiations with Shanahan and that a deal was near but another said Chiefs owner Clark Hunt has targeted Shanahan without a clear-cut result.”

Adam Schefter of the NFL Network and a guy who jumped to the league outlet after covering the Broncos in Denver, reports that there have been no negotiations between Shanahan and the Chiefs.

Here’s what Schefter posted on NFL.com:

“Despite rampant reports that the Chiefs are negotiating with former Broncos head coach Mike Shanahan to replace Herm Edwards, they are not, sources said Friday. The Chiefs never have made any contact with Shanahan — never. And there have been no contract negotiations.

“So unless people I have known for years are blatantly lying to me, Shanahan will not be the next coach of the Chiefs. It’s not happening. People can keep talking as if it is, but it’s not. Shanahan will not be the coach of the Chiefs in 2009.”

Shanahan spoke to former Chiefs defensive coordinator Gunther Cunningham from a golf course in Cabo San Lucas in Mexico on Thursday.

The Chiefs had nothing to say Friday afternoon on a replacement for Edwards.

So, this will be interesting to see which one of the big-time NFL information guys has it right, and which one has it wrong.


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No.....Bowlen took care of that.

He decided McDaniels was an upgrade. That probably made Shanahan more "loyal" than ever.

Bill Cowher is NOT coaching the Chiefs. Unless the Chiefs can seemingly talk him out of retirement somehow, or someway convince him to coach here I don't see it as a possibility.

He already said himself he is not returning to the sidelines this year.

So for weeks not even a rumor coming out. Now that Herm is fired the rumors come out of the woodworks. Pioli is a guy that keeps his cards close to his vest. Whatever the decision is, we won't know about it beforehand unless an agent for a prospective coach leaks the news.

ESPN is serioulsy backing up right now. I still think this will happen, but all parties seem to be slowing down.

Just when I gave you credit for being cooler lately, you go and start a tantrum about Shanahan. Damnit, Taco.

I'll post this is this thread too -for what it's worth
 

From www.BobGretz.com
I have no idea what the bolded part could mean
but will post htis anyway
---------------------------------------
Is It Shanny?
January 23, 2009 - Bob Gretz |

You gotta love this.

ESPN’s Chris Mortensen is reporting that the Chiefs are in final stages of negotiations with former Denver head coach Mike Shanahan to replace Herm Edwards as head coach. Mortensen said Friday evening on Sports Center that the negotiations have started up between the team and Shanahan in the last 24 hours.

But ESPN.com’s story on the matter filed after the TV report puts a slightly different spin on the situation. The story has reporting from Mortensen, but was not written by him says:

“Once source claims there have been negotiations with Shanahan and that a deal was near but another said Chiefs owner Clark Hunt has targeted Shanahan without a clear-cut result.”

Adam Schefter of the NFL Network and a guy who jumped to the league outlet after covering the Broncos in Denver, reports that there have been no negotiations between Shanahan and the Chiefs.

Here’s what Schefter posted on NFL.com:

“Despite rampant reports that the Chiefs are negotiating with former Broncos head coach Mike Shanahan to replace Herm Edwards, they are not, sources said Friday. The Chiefs never have made any contact with Shanahan — never. And there have been no contract negotiations.

“So unless people I have known for years are blatantly lying to me, Shanahan will not be the next coach of the Chiefs. It’s not happening. People can keep talking as if it is, but it’s not. Shanahan will not be the coach of the Chiefs in 2009.”

Shanahan spoke to former Chiefs defensive coordinator Gunther Cunningham from a golf course in Cabo San Lucas in Mexico on Thursday.

The Chiefs had nothing to say Friday afternoon on a replacement for Edwards.

So, this will be interesting to see which one of the big-time NFL information guys has it right, and which one has it wrong.


21 Responses to “Is It Shanny?”

Why the hell he'd talk to Gun
I have no ****ing clue

ROFL

Melt down much? Go clean the sand out of your vag and try again.

Scott Pioli once ate a 72 ounce steak in an hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.

Did he get to bang the waitress for free?

Bet yet u read it? ROFL

Only to address the clutter.

"I will not be the Alabama coach." - Nick Saban

Supposedly Boomer is still saying as of tonight on Maryland sports talk radio to keep a eye on the Cowher and Chiefs.

Cowher's going to want in excess of $7 million per year. Probably more like $8 million.

"What the hell did we do?!?"

~ signed Stephen Pearcy

We fired Herm, that is what we did. lol

Cowher soon come CP

Psst, it was a Ratt joke. :)

Cowher is waiting for Carolina to open up, this season is starting to shape up like it will be the one where Fox loses control and gets canned.

They threw in the tender loin.

Marty would have had a ball.

"They are not near a deal. They are not near a deal right now, they were not near a deal yesterday, they will not be near a deal tomorrow. Mike Shanahan will not be the head coach of the Kansas City Chiefs," Schefter told 9NEWS. "All the people in Denver can stop worrying or stop talking about it, it's not happening. I know there have been national reports to the other effect. I'm here to tell you just the opposite, it's not going to happen."

Schefter says he has spoken with Shanahan directly about it.

"I speak to Mike regularly, there has been nothing in his tone or in his message that has given me any indication that he will be the coach of the Kansas City Chiefs. I know for a fact they've not had contact to this point. The Chiefs may in fact reach out to him in the coming days and even then I firmly believe it will not change anything," Schefter said.

http://www.9news.com/sports/article....8396&catid=345

It's funny, he sounds very sure of it but the second paragraph sure sounds like he's basing a lot of this on gut instinct rather than actually hearing it from Rat...

Tanner's jokes keep coming. ROFL

So would Marty, if he could get to a Tanner's.

I concur. I've always liked Jack when it came to Carl, but he's crossed the line in to TFS, and I wish I had a copy of the heated discussion between him and Keitz yesterday.

Take your Coach, please!

He is not alone.

THIS RATT GOOD:

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The other Rat? Meh.

Okay, you're high.

Let us pray said pot is vacated post-haste.

Did Harlan know know that Adam "Shanny's Mouthpiece" Teicher was screaming at the top of his to deny this story?

Why would Schefter do that if this was all about Shanny needing to "pretend" to be finding work so he could keep his money?

He wouldn't be. Because if this WAS just Shanny "pretending" to find work, Schefter has killed his plan.