Calling morons here out for obsessing and nitpicking about things you know less about than the people in place to make the right decision
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What's your favorite flavor?

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Thank God the chiefs won't be reading this website when making decisions. You guys don't deserve the great team the Chiefs are going to be
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You left out your hahas, Mr. Pioli Zombie.

Just trying to help.

FAX

Vulva preferred the "bwahahahahaha."

It's a subtle difference. But the bwahahahahaha is a bit more forceful than the standard issue hahahaha.

although im not quite sure about some of these hires im taking the wait and see approach

It is the offseason.

There is little to nothing of any substance coming out about the team that brings us all together here.

Some n00b comes around and is getting pissed that we are latching onto something to talk about during the slowest time of the year for football.

I think said n00b should either STFU or leave if he doesn't appreciate the heat. :shrug:

For wanting a question or two answered? ROFL

That's for sure. We've been bad, bad fans ... some of us for over 30 years.

FAX

That's a long time to be living in your mom's basement, FAX ol' buddy.

I'd suggest lobbying for the ability to move upstairs soon. Without proper heating instrumentation, basements can be cold. And who really wants the sniffles?

touche FAX! touche!

Daddy, is that you?

Of course!

b/c I haven't been a diehard Chiefs fan since I knew what football was.

And if anyone would have doubts in their mind about anything ever with their favorite football team, they should STFU and STFD...Papa Pioli will handle it and he doesn't need our sh*t nor our ignorant questions.

For shame that we should discuss the Chiefs coaching changes. For shame.

Perhaps he missed the celebration on CP when Pioli was hired, Mr. Coogs??

So, what should we talk about? How about the economy and how the cost of paying geriatric, wheelchair-bound, homeless men to engage in oral sex with you has gone up from 1 bottle of Boone's Farm Apple Wine to 2?

FAX

What about Politics Mr. FAX??

Wait that would violate Mr. Pioli Zombie's rules, we might question the way our government is being run. Obviously the government knows more than we, therefore that is out of bounds to discuss, I suppose.

It's all good, Mr. DeezNutz. She gave me a space heater for Christmas. It's the rats that are the real problem. Well, that and the fact that they're sliding dinner through the slot in the door only once every two or three days, now.

FAX

Times are tough, Mr. FAX.

Good news on the space heater.

I'll continue to fight for your increased rations. Perhaps this is one of my character flaws, but I always worry too much about fellow, unsuccessful basement dwellers.

WHOA, when did that happen? I was paying 1 bottle as late as last Thursday. Is this a late breaking development or just something from your area Mr FAX?

Well, to be perfectly honest, it's just something I read about in the latest issue of "Geriatric Homeless Wheelchair Bound Lovers Quarterly", Mr. raybec 4.

FAX

Has there been "billeting" for lack of a better term of the new coaches yet? I mean, has a DC been declared, so on and so forth?

PTI Mr Fax, but I find myself concerned that Mr. Pioli Zombie will use up all his Go Phone minutes in this useless banter!

How dare you ask! :cuss:

Whew, I thought the final straw of the shattered economy had finally broken here in Springberg. Thank you for the information Mr. FAX.

Two bottles? That sounds high.

Damn runaway inflation.

It looks like you did manage to kill his batteriy, at least.

for the umpteenth time, moron, sure questions can be asked. But "questions" werent asked. Assessments of Chaos and "this secrecy is bullshit" and stupid judgements of doom were made and when people post idiotic things its perfectly ok to point it out.

Saying that anything I have posted was in response to merely "questions being asked" is total bullshit.

Rich Kotite knows football. Oh and so does Matt Millen.

Just sayin....

Right.

Scott Pioli, best talent evaluator over the last decade

compared to Matt Millen and Rich Kotite.

there goes your credibility.

NEXT!

Except you came into this thread and started spewing your incessant bullshit without any assessments of chaos nor claims of doom present. You're a ****ing moron who needs to quit worrying about things here and instead focus on your ****ing pathetic life destiny of choking on dicks.

Kill yourself.

Do you think he's a better talent evaluator than Ozzie Newsome or Ernie Accorsi/Jerry Reese or Kevin Colbert?

I'd say they're probably equal but I don't know about better.

Holy ****ing Pioli.

I never want to be a pathetic ****er like you who simply accepts things without question.

To call us morons because we have questions is ****ing stupid.

The only real moron is one who never questions.

Hmmm. Perhaps it would be helpful if you would take a moment, Mr. Pioli Zombie, to define your terms with a tad more detail. For example, when you use the phrase, "assessments of chaos", do you mean that the information lock down in the FO is beneficial to the team's performance on the field and does not lead to an inordinate amount of unnecessary speculation and that the result is, in fact, not somewhat chaotic? And, when you say, "stupid judgments of doom", are you referring to your inability to swallow more than 7 or 8 geriatric, wheelchair-bound, homeless men's loads per day?

FAX

hey, try reading. its so helpful when you are posting.

I just finished saying to the previous moron that I NEVER said people shouldnt question. What I was responding to were people on this website wailing and crying and assessing. When you do that its fine if you are willing to be answered back. When people cry out that the Chiefs are in "Chaos" than its going to be responded to. And whether or not things were said in this thread or not, these threads dont live in some little vacuum. So dont hide behind that nonsense. The overall tone on this site towards Pioli has been negative and im going to respond to that.

Grow some backbone people.

Why does it bother you so much?

Hey Mr Brilliant, you're right, the philosophy has been a dismal failure in New England. Carl Petersons land of openess and pleasing you all with his press releases was a huge success.

as far as your obsession with giving blow jobs to men perhaps it is a sign you are past due on your usual fill.

when you are losing an arguement, it doesnt help prove your point by talking about mens penises and sucking on dicks,even if you are perhaps an expert on that. That is probably another thread in another forum.

Try talking about football when discussing football and maybe you'll have a chance to show your football genius.

OK, you used up my benefit of the doubt. My post ventured far beyond your comprehension. You really are stupid. Stop posting immediately.

I've come to the conclusion that Pioli told each individual their prospective place on the staff, then informed them that they weren't allowed to release that information until a time of his choosing, therefore giving him the opportunity to find the leak in the ship early in the rebuilding process.

Or he just doesn't give a **** what people think.

I dont know, why does it bother YOU so much?

its interesting how being optimistic about the Kansas City Chiefs is somehow a bad thing on a Kansas City Chiefs message board.

And having confidence in the new hire is a bad thing.

But you are such "great fans" im sure the Chiefs are lucky to have you.:shake:

Yeah, FAX......don't you know that Pioli is the SOLE reason behind NE's success?

Oh, and explain to me what ****ing with the media has to do with success on the football field?

Listen, dumbass.

I have never been one to simply accept decisions simply because the person/people in charge made the decision.

I am certainly not going to change simply because it's the almighty Scott Pioli making the decison.

I am not saying he has made the wrong decisions, nor am I overreacting and saying we're doomed.

It bothers me because I don't need some dumbass who is just willing to accept decisons telling me that I have no right to question those decisions.

Thank the Lord, an intelligent Chiefs fan who gets it!!!

Post of the day. thank you.

ROFL

My, we are an argumentative little spud, aren't we? Look, Zombo ... all you have done is criticize other posters for no reason. The fact is that I think you may be a little crazy. Nevertheless, as I said before; no one on this board (that I know of) has lost faith in Pioli. The lack of information coming from the Chiefs fosters both speculation (some of it outlandish) and unease (because in the absence of information, peeps tend to imagine the worst). It's human nature. But, then again, I suppose it's possible that you may not be entirely human.

As for the football conversation, that's exactly what was transpiring until you showed up. And, as for the dicks, I just assumed that because you were the whiniest bitch in the entire world, you enjoyed the company of men. And, because you are undeniably stupid, I figured you would be forced to seek that company from the population of our less fortunate brethren.

Anyhow, you've made quite an impression, I'll give you that much.

FAX

are you a reerun? How many times do I have to say that nobody is saying you cant ask questions? And if you arent one of the people who is overacting and saying doom and gloom and chaos than dont take what I said as directed to you personally!

Can you get that? Hello???????

ROFL

Did you hear that, Mr. milkman? Zombo has given you permission to ask questions!!!!

Make 'em good ones.

FAX

Im not really concerned about what impression i make. Im not obsessed with the Rep point insecurity. And I didnt say the things i did for no reason. People WERE throwing up their hands in a panic.

I also felt, and feel, that having lived in New England and experienced exactly what is going on right now, that I have an insight on what im observing from the Chiefs front office that perhaps you folks, having lived in the world of Carl Peterson for so long, do not have.

This is no different to me than 2000 when people in NE had to get used the secrecy and the odd way this guy Belichick did things. Pioli was right there with him and hes doing it the exact same way.

So when I hear the panic and the early assessment of doom Im going to comment. Sorry if that rocks the negativity boat around here.

I dont know, genius,why dont you ask Bill Belichick whats worked in New England during this decade.

But as was pointed out in after your first post in this thread, no one had overreacted yet in this thread, yet you felt compelled to generalize about fans in this thread based on posts from other threads that had no bearing on the discussion in this thread to that point.

I reacted to you generalization.

Had you not been such a dick to start out in this thread, I would have had no problem with you.

Dude, I'm sure this guy's not worth it. Neural misfires left and right.

Don't feed the bears.

Just want to make sure, Dick Curl is gone, right?

Yep. Well not totally. He's still in Missouri.

People on Chiefs planet were quite vocal in their worry that a coaching staff had not been hired. This thread announced that coaches had been hired.
Posts 8,9, and 11 started the negative train. I then, having been sick of all the complaining about Pioli's timetable, posted what I did and said "This about sums up Chiefs Planet over the last two weeks" The operative phrase being Chiefs Planet, not this thread specifically, but Chiefs Planet"

so please knock it off about how i just, for no reason, attacked the precious posters in this thread, because its hardly the case. Its you guys who over-reacted and got all defensive about it and resorted to the dumbass etc.. remarks.

If you havent been doing any of the whining i have no idea why you would react to it like im talking to you.

Exactly. It's as if this stupid douche goes on the public transit system and yells at riders that too many people are driving cars. Makes his inbred dumbassery shine through.

There’s a reason Chiefs coach Todd Haley hasn’t provided specific duties for his assistants: He hasn’t determined all of them yet.

In his first public comments since his introductory news conference two weeks ago, Haley said Wednesday he was still sorting through important issues like whether he will call the offensive plays and what defensive system the Chiefs will use.

Haley also said he planned to hire at least one additional assistant. Those decisions will then determine exactly how the staff aligns.

“There are still a few moving parts,” Haley said before leaving for Indianapolis and the NFL’s annual scouting combine. “That’s why we haven’t gotten into specifics. Right now I’m just trying to get as many good coaches as we can get. To this point, I’m happy with what I’ve been able to do. If you have good coaches, then you figure out the best fit.

“I’m not trying to be cute here. I’m trying to leave enough flexibility, and then I’ll sort it out from there.”

http://www.kansascity.com/sports/chi...y/1041866.html


Any time you need to know what the Chiefs are up to, feel free to ask me. :D

Thanks orange

But clearly, Pioli and Haley need to understand its not about putting the right pieces together to build a championship. Its all about keeping people on chiefs planet completely informed 24 hours a day so that they may feel in some way that they actually are part of the KC Chiefs front office and not just cheetoh eaters in front of a computer
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We can only hope that Pioli can teach us all how to be better fans. It is probably covered somewhere in the "Patriots Way" handbook. Once we have all read it, then we will be much better fans. Maybe even as good as you one day. :rolleyes:

:popcorn:

The planet is lucky to have someone with your experience in the Belichick/Pioli style of public relations. Not a one of the planet members had any idea that information about what was going on behind the scenes would be kept out of the media. We were all expecting the entire franchise to be an open book. Who would have thought that Pioli would implement the same kind of information policy here as he (and Belichick) used while building one of the top teams in the league. Go figure. Fell free to post any of the ole stories that might pop into your mind about 'How Pioli/Belichick did things back in '00 '.

Good morning Pioli_Fluffer. I'm surprised you're up so early after what must have been a long, hard night of working the streets.

ROFL ROFL :clap: ROFL ROFL

what? you think that is news to them? didn't they do it that way in NE?

Apparently many of you DID need to be told that based on how clueless the reactions have been to the coaching hire situation


It amazes me how the can land the most coveted GM candidate and the fasted rising head coach candidate and instead of being hopeful and excited people can only piss and moan about the FO communication style.
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People are happy about Pioli, myself included. Hell, I like Haley too, I think he could be fantastic as a Head Coach....but we're all a little high-strung to see what's around the corner b/c there's a ton to do - and a lot of talk thus far...high draft selection, tons of cap space, front office and coaching overhaul...

It's the squadron of leftovers feeling that has everyone sick. I believe they wanted Haley the entire time, or would have hired someone else before hand. It's the rest of the cast that makes you feel bad, we have and will have a young team - these coaches matter. I don't like any act that keeps Slappy in the office - some things don't matter, but a recent track record of setting the league low should.

It's a thankless exercise, but somebody's got to do it. Still, I would rather have your job and piss and moan about other fans pissing and moaning. So, I'm going with the next best thing and piss and moan about you pissing and moaning about us pissing and moaning.

Meanwhile, I'm beginning to wonder why you care so much, Mr. Zombie. And this, in turn, makes me wonder how you became a zombie. Does Pioli's sperm carry a virus?

FAX

Mr. FAX, how much piss are we talking about here? Also, I am claiming the job of pissing and moaning about you pissing and moaning about him pissing and moaning about everyone else pissing and moaning.

Wow, I can't believe this thread is still going.

How much bullsh*t is Pioli Zombie slingin today? Should I get my boots on?

Approximately 500 milliliters of piss per moan, Mr. Crush. The candidate must be prepared to consistently execute a minimum of 12 moans per hour. We're looking for a person with good communication and pissing skills. Experience in moaning is a plus.

FAX

My God man! That's 6000 ml per hour, your expectations are high for this position.

He's just getting started on today's insulting jabber, Mr. PhillyChiefFan, so who knows? I'd have them ready just in case, though.

You know, he is the most emotional zombie I believe I've ever run across.

FAX

It that seems like more than you can handle, Mr. PhillyChiefFan, feel free to apply with the Bitchin' and Gripin' group downstairs.

FAX

I am afraid that I am going to have to take my name out of consideration. I don't think I could piss out that much piss.

I'm not the one getting all upset. You guys are the ones all in a pile of your own piss because someone dared to remind you really don't have to worry so much about who a position coach will be. Its being taken care of. You can relax and go back to your cartoons.
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However, he does have the characteristics of a Zombie. stumbling from thread to thread, and from post to post with no particular direction, moaning indecipherable nonsense, and if you read his posts...he can be quite life draining.

Did I mention that benefits include all the Coors light you can drink? Nevertheless, if you're not interested, Grouse & Bellyache are hiring. You might check there.

FAX

You can pile your piss? Geez. I may have to modify our job requirements.

Piss pilers wanted. Full time/part time. No oversight provided. Must be self-starter. Candidate must be fluent in Zombeze.

FAX

I think this douche is a dupe. So who is it?

I can't believe it took me this long to notice the "Posted Via" messages in the quoted text. LMAO

I had to go back and read the others. ROFL

I had not noticed those either! Great stuff FAX! :toast:

Man, I was laughing so hard I had tears rolling out!

The difference between FAX and some other posters is that he'll cut your heart out with a smile, not a frown.

He's our Will Smith of Zombie hunters.