I think the vast majority of my sex exploits have been with women co-workers

Well, then WTF are you on here for? Sounds like you've already decided what you're gonna do. Just do it.

I'm not a player... I don't think. If I am, then cool.

A girl thinks I'm a player. This is awesome! :-)

Shit what is the problem then? Again I have had sex with alot of co-workers it is really no big deal as long as their semi-mature

I was just complaining, and then it turned into a "how to pick up chicks more effectively" thread.

I still am not sure. I'd like to just hang out with her and see how things go. But I'm being told that doesn't work, and friends do not become lovers.

You've got to be a Scorpio.

Oh good Christ. Isn't it your bedtime, kiddo?

Look dirk, it's like riding a bike. Fall off; you're right back on. Mess up a date, do it again.

ha ha haaa... :-)

If you sucked with women as much as I suck with women, you'd think it was cool too.

I'm like a freaking doormat! :-) Any girl thinking I'm sexy is hard to believe. Not saying luv does.

I'm a Virgo... why?

I usually am not very bold. I tend to be highly critical, but I keep it to myself.

I meant player as in having a plan in mind. Sleeping with her before you're ready. You're ultimate goal is still sex. Of course, you're a guy, so that comes with the territory.

In theory you are right but if you really like a girl and you come across as fake then that is not a good thing.

I have been on a ton of dates but I really hate dating.

Scorpios plan. They are cunning. There's an alterior motive.

Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, dirk, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?

Ah haaa! I guess I am, then... Cause I plan EVERYTHING in life. Not like draw it out or anything, but everything has an ulterior motive. And I am a psych student, so I tend to think there's an ulterior motive for everything.

Its easy for you girls to not have a plan... You all can have any guy you want! It just is never me... :-?

So there's this girl, Veronica, (amazing ass) at work who split up with her long time b/f about 2 months ago and the bartender tells me that she (Veronica) has been telling her that she wants to **** me.
I have no problem having sex with a girl and remaining JUST friends, so I approached her and invited her out... She didn't have a lot of interest in going out but instead wanted to go straight to the house... **** beatin around the bush.
Fast forward to a couple days ago:
I'm over at her place and we're drinking and watching Brick (great movie). About halfway through the movie, I've had enough and decide to break the ice. We start making out and she grabs my hand and leads me back to her bedroom.... ZERO foreplay, straight to sex.
I leave in the morning.

When I see her at work (this past Saturday), she tries to avoid eye contact with me but has already told half of my co-workers that we slept together...
The night goes on with me pretending like nothing happened and all is normal. I'm talking to a couple of guys about this smokin' hot milf that's at the bar and Veronica overhears this and tells me "why don't you just go over there a **** her like you did me!" and then storms away.
I stand there, in the company of others, baffled. Veronica is in the bathroom getting emotional...

I work with her again tomorrow, so I'm hoping she'll be cool.

Don't dip your pen in company ink.

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OK?

Why don't you go out with her a few times. She gave you what you want, and now you should give her what she wants, which is to feel validated and good about herself. She probably likes you, and thought getting you in bed first would be the best way to date you.

Right?

And where the hell do you live? Cause here in the freaking Arkansas woods, chicks sure don't act like that. At least, not the ones with all of their teeth. They all want to get married and lose their virginity trying to get pregnant (at the age of 18 years and 1 day).

Ahh, yes. The "self-professed low maintenance" high maintenance girl.

You are an assistant mgr of the movie theater?

Wrong.
It was about sex. I thought we both understood and wanted it like that.
She told me before hand that she wasn't looking for anything serious.
If she wanted more than that, she shouldn't have been strolling around telling coworkers that she wanted to **** me.

I'm in Madison, Mississippi

Ha. Thanks for correcting my spelling for me.

Oh, girls plan just as much as guys. Or maybe that's just me. Hmmm. Maybe that's my problem.

She must like the drama and the cock. Great job and thanks for sharing.

Stop it!

You're acting like a pussy.

For chocolate Jesus sake you're taking sex/love advice from GOCHIEFS.

There have been others post here before, with this same schtick.

You're either moo, shygums, or eric bock reinvented.

Reach down to that patch where your scrotum is supposed to be, pat it firmly...if it hurts, remember you're an effing dude, and stop with the soap opera, cuddling, whining bullshit.

If you don't like the way things are moving, tell her you were looking for a piece of ass when you found her, and move on.

Enough already.

Girls plan for long term ie marriage, guys plan for short term ie hit the sack. Its our nature.

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET A GIRL TO STROLL AROUND TELLING COWORKERS THAT SHE WANTS TO **** YOU!?!

I think I need to start working out. I heard some girls say they like guys with six-packs. I am all scrawny and ugly... I need to be all looking like Brad Pitt in Fight Club, and then I'll get the poonani.

who knew skinsbra went on to be a struggling rapper?

How old are you?

Rep for slapping me across the face. I start out with this attitude and then start thinking more and more and more and more...

22

Holy shit. I knew he reminded me of someone. I am so done with this conversation. If he's anything like Moooo, he's clueless.

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Okay I got a question for the ladies of the board, whats your opinion on dancing?

But you can teach him and train him and think about the wonderful service you will have provided. :p

Do a search, you will have fun.

Well stop it.

Stop it or just raise the rainbow flag in front of your mother's duplex, or wherever you reside currently. Put on some Ronald McDonald face paint and dance your ass out of the closet.

Are you emo? Are you sitting around in dark clothes, watching the crying game, trying to figure out a way to make your flock-o-seagulls haircut look shittier? Do you cut yourself on the arms and legs and then show people are work/school so they'll know too?

Tomorrow, your homework is to find someone who will show you how to change oil in a car/truck. Chop something down with an axe, go karate' some pumpkins in the garage with your new brother, Dragon......or tell this girl you're going to peeinherbutt. Jerk off with old motor oil or something. For CarlPeterson sake, do something Manly.

This chic hasn't even dumped you.....

Don't worry. I'm on top of this, I hadn't missed your part in this play and was getting ready to google something for you too.

Is this chic old enough to be your mom, budday?


Make it Rain, Emo!!!
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You're RIGHT! Why do I care!?! I told you she has a way of getting to me! But yeah, whatever. Once again, I shouldn't make it about her. I need to stop putting the pussy on a pedestal!

Not emo, and I don't do older chicks. Unless she was really hot... Then maybe.

NO MOMMIES!!! There was a girl I knew who wanted to date me, but I can't go there. I don't want to have to deal with some kid.

You too, shithead.

There are far more women on this earth than pencil dicks. The odds are in your favor that you'll find another one.

Go find a slump buster that will let you hop up and down on her a couple of minutes and move on.

You just need to **** it and the rest will work out on its own. You are young and single have fun and stick your dick in pretty much anything that moves except for midgets

Hey I am fine in the ladies department, I just had a few questions about the subject.

Well you should. You need to go find some gnarly old GILF, blow the dust out with an air can, throw a handful of olive oil at her snapper and let her work you over like UFC punching bag.

Some granny-fanny is your magic cure.

I'm thinking a hooker/stripper/pornstar is what I need. Screw serious stuff... And screw ugly girls.

Or some lonely housewife that is deprived of the all things anal

Gross. I'm more a about quality than quantity. I'd rather be without for a year but only be with hot girls, than bang some nasty chick who wants me.

I have high standards, but I do not like sex enough to go hitting ugly chicks or fat chicks, or chicks missing teeth...

I scared you away! LOL!

Dude older chicks are the best.

Older chicks have kids, which even if you're just looking for some fun is a total turn off.

Not all of them. You need to get out of Arkansas it seems.

That's Berry, not Grape. :harumph:

We do? I didn't know my cat counted.

What about it? Is it make or break? No. I think it's kind of fun when a guy looks a little uncomfortable on the dance floor, though.

Most do. I'm sure you're cool. I just can't stand the sound of a crying kid. Its like nails on a chalkboard.

BTW, cheaters suck. I had the perfect opportunity to date a girl who was taken (she said she was getting ready to break up with him), and didn't do it. If you cheat, then what sort of person are you?

We're only as good as the decisions we make.

Thats all. My roommate thought it was critcal to know to dance or not to do it.

I'm not cool. Run away. Run as fast as you can.

I think it's sweet if he can't but he's willing to make a fool out of himself. Especially if everyone's been drinking. Who's gonna care? Give a little on the dance floor, get a little.... ;)

lol.

If you can't handle some local skeezer-tease from work.....you'd be working a 2nd and 3rd job to buy coke for a hooker/stripper/pornstar's bad habbit.

Until you stop being so sensitive, you need to stick to emo chics, old divorced ladies who need a rebound guy, or maybe some clingy fluffy chic who'll want to snuggle and do sodoku puzzles all night with you.

Totally. I think I'm going to go to Law School in Colorado if I can. I hear those Boulder chicks are hot, and I can be like a Chiefs Missionary, spreading the good word of the arrowhead.

luv likes a little dick on the dance floor :D

unfortunately for you, she said she prefers BIG peepee in her hooha.

The fact that your post slightly hurts my feelings, tells me you're so fuckING RIGHT!!!! I am a wimp!

Any tips for how to grow a pair? Or does it just happen?

Boulder would have some nice cougar hunting without the baggage you are looking for.

We all cant be you Iowanian. You ready for turkey season?

luv doesn't like a little dick anywhere...

Oh...never mind.

Should I be scared that we had a similar thought?

Totally... I went skiing once, and the girls out there (in comparison to Arkansas AND Jackson County) are so much nicer. I was getting some "fuck me" eyes from girls that I didn't think were in my league! :)

But I don't think I'm the type for older women. Like I said, I have the frat boy mentality right now. Most old girls want a guy to snuggle on the couch with and watch "Made of Honor." I'd rather be a eunuch, even if I did get a BJ after the movie.

At least your honest. I can't stand chicks who say they don't care.

That's like a guy saying he doesn't care if a girl has a cave for a vag. Whatever!

So wrong, so wrong. Trust me on this one. We are close in age, young ones are nice but the older ones are better. Once you get with one you would know. Also by older I'm not talking like 40 or whatever. Late 20's/Early 30's are great for a 22 year old.

I don't want to hurt your feelings. I'm not trying to be a dick....Well, maybe I am, but its for your own good.


Chiefscountry....
I'm not cool, I suck at real life too. I did manage to pull a satisfactory amount of premarital tail and locate a fine bride, so I did something right.

As for turkey season, I'm still trying time to find antler sheds but have been too busy for that. I'll get serious about gobblers around the middle-end of April.

Women and turkey hunting isn't that much different. Prepare, get the right equipment and clothing, have a big gun with the proper load, place yourself where they're going to be, and speak to them in gentle and sometimes agressive mating language like you're confident....Lure them in....and BLAMO! they're flopping around on the ground with their feathers are sticky and messed up, looking at you like they wonder if you're going to leave. The real nice ones, you take home, mount and keep forever.

While I kind of liked Made of Honor, no way would I make a guy sit through that. If I was going to make him sit thorugh something, it would be "he's just not that into you".

You just need for them to drop. You'll know it when they do.

You're so, soooo wrong.

A 35 year old divorced gal will tear you apart and feed you to her cat.

Older gals=less games.

You're playing both sides of the coin "I'm too shy and nice and the girl confuses me!?? NO! I'm a PIMP with an Abercrombie shirt just like the other guys!!"

Can't be both ways.

Honestly that is a great analogy.

That was actually kinda cool.

It kind of is. I'm quiet and shy, but I'm irresponsible and like to party. I just am not loud about it. Either way I'm not sure what cougars look for, but I'm guessing its some confident young guy with a nice body who is extroverted.

And yet, guys never stop playing them, it seems.

She must be the type of girl that wants a guy to take charge and not back down from here turning you down. She's giving you just enough clues.

Thats not true. You date someone like Skip, he'll provide for you, be easy to read, and home every night at 6:30 for Wheel of Fortune and Cagney and Lacey reruns before bed.