Ugh.

6-pitch inning by ponson!

Ok. Wow.

Now score some runs you ****ing pieces of shit.

Good stuff there. Please score runs. I will do anything. Just score runs.

You don't have the temperament to be a baseball fan.

He's got 100+ pitches right now (how the hell did he get away with 45 balls?). Now is the time he'll hit the wall and give up three runs.

Start us off Crisp. Please get the bats going.

Wow, the true fan maneuver in baseball. :clap:

You're a dolt and I hate you. How could anyone agree with the statement that the whole coaching staff needs to be fired? How does that make any sense?

These.

Okay now Crisp start us going -- Petite is old and dying and falling apart. Be patient.

Petite has always pitched well against us. That game last year where he gave up liek 9 or 10 runs in a no-decision is like the only game I can think of where he didn't just baffle our bats.

Aviles - our player of the year! He will start us off! Never doubt the great Aviles!

Our offense is like trying to **** with a limp dick.

Calm down, friend, it was my poor attempt at a joke.

I knew it!! Never doubt the great Aviles!! We're picking it up now boys!!

ROFL





Who said i agreed the whole coaching staff needed to be fired?

DeJesus has been chasing that pitch all day.

Wake up!

That was close.

Is Jose Lima available? I don't like this Ponson Assclown.

Aviles you little devil you. Way to keep them on their toes, Aviles. You are a pure player, brother. DeJesus is the eternal hitter now. He will bring you around.

Jenson using the "kids' gloves" approach...

what 4 runs in 6 innings isn't good enough? It's not his fault(or the coaches) that our bats are pink.

Well you called me a true fan for disagreeing that the coaching staff needed to be fired. If that was an illogical inference, then my bad.

DeJesus, the Jesus of the Royals

DeJesus has looked like Angel Berroa today at the plate.

I'd like to box his ears and get that stupid ****ing grin off his face.

no, i just said you pulled the "true fan" card on crush.



relax, i was just yanking your chain.

Ah, how fitting DeJesus is rocked on Good Friday. That's okay, he WILL RISE AGAIN!!!

I have a feeling that we are looking for a lake that is not even there.

It doesn't make any sense.

The bats haven't come to life yet, but it is early and cold. The approach at the plate has been MUCH better (Good work by Seitzer, I am impressed).

Hillman made a mistake with Farnsworth on Monday (should have gone to Mahay vs. Thome), but he handled the pen well the past two days).

Execution is on the players at some point.

Man, if we can't win any game if the opp scores more than 2 runs, we are in for a long year. :(

Good eyes, Teahen babe, good eyes

GET OUT

theres still time...

The Royals are really irking me today. From top to bottom.

That was painful to watch.

why isn't mark teahen awesome in real games?

a-10 fly over, sorry its late

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/k...ii/flyover.jpg

FARNSSWORRLTTHTH!!!!???????????

Ponson. FTL

The baseball gods are yanking our chains.

Oh God no!!!!!!!!!!!!

We just haven't seen him in his optimal environment. No one on, bottom of the 8th, and down 7.

He bats .758 in these situations with 28 career home runs.

Okay Farnsworth, it's redemption time. Prove everyone wrong Farnsworth! Nice start!

LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMA TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

What's our 8th inning specialist doing in the 7th?!?

No way to go but up, Farnsworth. BEAUTIFUL!!

Farnsworth is hot!!! Hot like a fresh Krispy Kreme!

To be honest Ponson did alot better than i thought, you just have to score more than 1 run against the yankees to have any chance

demotion?

This is the role Farnsworth should play on the team.

Olivo has a donk.

Texeira has two BBs. Were they not pitching to him earlier?

WTF is going on here?

oh yeah, the game is not on the line, so farnsworth will be okay today.

They are suffer from major chokeage because they have been losers for so long. Prolly.

With that out, Farnsworth lowered his ERA to 20.25... sweet... OOOOo another out. down to 16.20 now!!

Shockingly!!!! Farnsworth looks pretty good in...brace yourselves...the role we all thought he should fill.

I wonder if the Royals will set an all time record for least runs scored.

Farnsworth is ON FIRE like Barkley in NBA JAM

Maybe in Farnsworth hits every Yankmee player so hard it breaks a bone then they won't be able to field a team in the 8th and 9th and we'll win. :D

Are you making a penis reference?

No. They'll score more runs than they did last year.

Ok. Stretch time at the new K.

Followed up by offensive fireworks.

Way to go Farnsy.

FARNSWORTH YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!

3 up, 3 down. Strikes out the side

Farnsworth = Cy Young!!!!

ponson and farnsworth have combined for 6 strikeouts in the last 2 innings.

Chiefs with the least sacks and Royals with the least runs. Awesome.

Good job, Farnsworth.

Gordon, Butler, Jacobs -- I SEE IN A TIED GAME IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES URRBODY!!

No, he has a big booty. Me likey. ;)

Gordon tries the leadoff bunt. :shake:


pathetic

Gordon you are like a 2009 Tris Speaker. Except better.

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Vintage Gordon.

What is it about that pitch today that has everybody chasing it?

hillman's insistence on adding an "ee" sound to everyone's name has reached hilarity

So you are saying that you would "pee in his butt"?