If I'm having eggs with bacon, sausage, or toast I'll eat them plain.

Egg sandwich gets ketchup for sure. I also put ketchup on the hashbrown/eggs/ham/cheese concoction that I make.

If I'm having eggs with pancakes, eggs go on top of the pancakes with the syrup.

I used to make a recipe that was on the back of the Kraft Mac and Cheese called "Western Supper"

Mac and Cheese
Cut up hot dogs
Tomatoes
Pickle Relish
Mustard

That was some good eatin'.

Yes, except with barley.

:shake:

Syrup on bacon is awesome. And sausage for that matter. It's actually sausage's only saving grace.

No. Syrup on bacon and sausage is gross.

No, it isn't n00b. You listen to Jilly.

I have to back Jilly on this one. A good maple syrup with some spicy sausage. Yum!

I'll dip my sausage in just about anything.

you're gross!

I would recommend you put your sausage in a blanket beforehand

That would explain your recent pregnancy scare.

Maple syrup on sausage is okay but gross on bacon, IMO. However, maple flavored bacon or sausage is one of the grossest foods on the planet.

Try putting nacho cheese all over it. :)


This...why we love the planet.

Gravy

What's even worse is when someone doesn't watch their popcorn and ends up burning it.

It smells like burnt styrofoam, those people piss me off.

Reminds me of the old joke: how do you get a sorority girl to give you head?





A: Dip your dick in ranch dressing!

The ranch craze isn't what it was, but it's still appropriate.

It still is in Texas

I can roll with this.

Really? i thought this would gross you out too....and then I'd be sleeping in a separate bed for the rest of my life because of my breakfast eating habits.

Syrup on sausage, bacon...even eggs isn't that horrible.

Anything sweet touching anything ketchuppy is stupid....

I SAID I DON"T EAT THEM TOGETHER!

THEY TOUCH!!!
THEREFORE IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO NOT HAVE AT LEAST ONE BITE THAT IS BOTH KETCHUP AND SYRUP!!! OR WORSE, FRENCH TOAST WITH SYRUP, AND RENEGADE KETCHUP!!!!!

IT DOES NOT HAPPEN! I would NEVER, I repeat, NEVER eat french toast if it had ketchup on it! I do not believe in that type of hybrid. So shut it, mr. I eat my lasagna one layer at a time.

Nothing wrong with that. My only beef was with eggs. Syrup + eggs is like eating sugary-sweet placenta with a side order of crushed intestines.

I haven't had sausage for a while. There's this really good fresh turkey breakfast sausage you used to be able to get at wal-mart (yes, wal-mart). I might have to pick up a pack and have some breakfast for dinner.You say that like it isn't the sign of a well-bred man.

How else can you savor all that cheesy goodness?

He does that too? Sometimes, you can't help it. It just comes apart!

I don't like lasagna. More specifically, I don't like ricotta cheese. It's foul. The thing that sucks is that my mother-in-law has somehow got it in her head that I like lasagna, and so when we go visit her in NY she makes lasagna special for me. Hooray.