Sure, if you haven't evolved emotionally and sexually beyond an ape. This has it's place every once and a while, but there is also a place for the meta-physical, the id if you will, to be incorporated into the sexual process to create a higher level of experience in terms of both the physical and the emotional.

I think guys that think that women prefer an ape are really no more than apes without creative, intellectual thought and actions and are apes because they like it, not the other way around.

Unless you have had sex with lots of women, then you are just talking out your ass.. The majority of women are this way once you get to know them..

Stop loving god and christ, jesus.

[sheepishly turning my ass away from you]

Not sure how to tell you this... But as far as anal is concerned... The younger generations can't normalize it... (We already did that years ago.)

When I met my wife, she was into anal... Told me she loved it... After I hooked her up, she said it hurt too much and was all "no tks sir" after that... Well... I guess what I'm tryin to say is... Where's these 9 inch dildo takin chicks?? Maybe they can give her some advice in the art of penis to posterior positioning....
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Thx! It's all about taking it 1 inch at a time. :D

I'm smack dab in the middle of BJ week, my girl likes to take care of me.....

We've been having fun with a wall mirror lately. getting some interesting views for both of us....

Only if I get to reciprocate.

Did I ever mention it being bad? Fish, my friend, you need to read better. I freaking love sex. A lot. My last girlfriend and I broke my bed. Literally. Stripped all the screws and bolts out of it. I did shit with another girlfriend that I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

But to contradict you, yes, sex is about equality. At least in terms of intellectual understanding between people. The sex acts might be unequal in terms of who does what to who, but there has to be an emotional equality involved for it to be truly enjoyable for both parties.

All I'm saying is that there is no difference between you wanting to shove it up her butt and her doing the same to you. You've got a butt. She's got a butt. It's not like there's a big difference in that organ, other than the male prostate can act as a secondary physical stimulus. As someone else pointed it out, some men find the stimulation of the prostate to be more intense and satisfactory than a standard orgasm. Perhaps you should have your chick work your butt a bit. You (and she) just might like it a whole lot more than simply shoving your wang in her crapper.

I'm too intellectual for sex.... you damn filthy apes....

yup, surprise her with a bit of a thumb to anus massage when you are behind her. You'll know if she's not into it. Time it with her O and she may even learn that she really does like it......

If we think about it logically. More crap comes out of a pussy which is located far closer to a woman's asshole in comparison to a penis' proximity to a male asshole...

Eating pussy is way dirtier and demeaning than sucking dick ever will be.

Yeah bitch. Eat my baby hole.

Oh wow.

Nope. Not once. However, I'm glad I could provide some imagined visual fantasy for you on a Wednesday afternoon. Pretty ghey fantasy Eyepod, but whatever floats your boat.

Yeah... she does a good job


I mean... congratulations.

You're so damn inconsistent here, I'm not sure what to say. Yeah you used to **** like cracked out rabbits, but sex should be about equality. You freakin love sex, yet you're celibate. Yes you did nasty farm animal things to her, but sex is meant to be between the thighs like the Romans did... Sex acts might be unequal, but you must have emotional equality for it to be enjoyable. Prostate stimulation is great, but don't be an ass-raping ape cause that's psychologically baaaaad...

Seriously.....

Maybe he just means you need her consent to do filthy farm animals things to her. She just needs to be in touch with her 'id' and realize she's assuming the role of a goat wearing leather chaps, and that it's her personal choice to be this goat; not one you're forcing on her.

baby hole.... rep!

I love eating pussy. My girl lets me sometimes, but she doesn't like it so much. I think she's afraid she'll squirt in my mouth. I'm not going to lie, I'd like to get her to, just to try once.

I never used it. Physically, I mean. It was for a girlfriend and her girlfriend that got used a couple of times during multiple partner activities. Anyway, the 18 inches simply gives you manuevering room during such situations. However, I do have a single phallus dildo that measures something like 11" x 2 3/4". That's one big sumabitch! Like I said, you've got to be prepared for any eventuality.

Do you believe your own bullshit? im not sure you are a intact member of either sex. The kinda sexlife you describe would take weeks just to be able to pinch a nipple.

I've had enough partners to formulate a general understanding. But thank you for continuing my theories on this subject as it relates to a man's perception of what woman like.

Hey now, if you're gonna pinch a woman's nipple, you better be ready to have yours pinched as well.

LMAO

bag of contracts.

I've got a set of tie-downs and a wicked Cat O'Nine tails any time your ready to dish out the punishment. And I've been very, very bad Mistress Kati. Very bad.

seek help

Geez...I never thought about chaps...And I've seen a pair that were actually covered in long alpaca llama fur...*shivers in excitement*

Such a typical scene.

I'm not into puppy dog eyes from a man and kneeling. My dominance comes from an utter delight in pushing to see just how much of a man I'm dealing with. Not pushing to see how much of a man I can destroy.

like to play with fire, huh?

I guess it really depends on what you define as a "man." I have to apologize in that I don't understand what you mean by "pushing" in terms of probing the expanses of an individual's "manhood." Physically? Emotionally? Both? Intellectually?

Shut up and get back on your knees, face down. I didn't say you could look back at me. I'd rather pull your hair, but I'll hold your head down in the pillow if I have to. There we go. Now...

The last 3 posts play like an episode of "One of these things don't belong" on Sesame Street. A dirty filthy Amsterdam like Sesame Street. Where Art and Bernie are just friends and the only one that works is the black guy and... wait... what?

Really doesn't.

You could substitute man for woman, goat, neanderthal, or ice cream maker.

I make it a general rule to **** men.

Fat men. Thin Men. Tall men. Short men. Hairy men. Smelly men. Drunk men. Sober men. Rich men. Poor men. Young men. Old men. Mer ****s em all!

[duck]

Alpaca!! Did you catch that Mer?

I'm not sure if this thread has lost it's burst or gained a whole new one.

No smelly or old. Wait. I guess that's a relative thing. No relatives either!

Your next prostate exam shall be sooner than you expect.

Well ****, I'm out.Not even a hot third cousin four times removed?

That I get, but the "push" thing implies that there is more to it that simple sexual relations. Perhaps this is why I embrace celibacy now. Pigs have sex. Dogs have sex. I've had sex. You've had sex. Perhaps I'm looking for a little more than just humping. Maybe I've just cashed out. Who knows. It's like, you aren't going to do anything that remarkably different in terms of sexual acts that I haven't already done baring any of the fringe fetish stuff.

I was just curious about the "I find satisfaction in dominance by pushing to see how much of a man I'm with." (paraphrased) There just seemed to be more to the word "pushing" than just animals humping each other. A pursuit of a quasi-interrelated intellectual/emotional/physical state of nirvana that transcends the perceived boundaries of satisfaction.

this made me get a hardon and lose it all at the same time

That's not at all what I said. I find satisfaction is many many many ways and things. When I'm dominant, the reason I gave is the reason behind it. I told you that so that you would understand why whipping you would be very very very enjoyable but in no way sexual for me.

That's how I decide who to sleep with.
Thankfully it can happen in 30 seconds.

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Now wait, let's not get all crazy here. Someone's feelings might get hurt.

It's okay, I can take it. Plus i don't have feelings. Which is always a plus.

I hope she knows it would be making sweet love.

But I do. And I'm very hurt at her exclusivity here.

She's just saying she wants you to use a strap on. Don't take things so personally.

Okay. We're on the same page.

You're lucky. I haven't found someone like that in four years. Perhaps I'm being a bit too selective at this point.

Maybe you shouldn't show her your box of sex toys on the first date?

if she can take 9 inches, then ok....as long as she's under the understanding that I will not reciprocate

The CP just gets weirder and weirder.
And when the going gets weird, he weird turn pro.

That used to be my third date ice breaker. First dates usually just end in with a foot massage and a little light petting. Maybe some oral sex. I'm all for taking my time these days.

She'd laugh at your nine inches and ask where the rest was. It's a little known fact that "katipan" is apache for "grand canyon".

Nine inches would come out my belly button.

How about 4.5 inches dipped in twice? I think I can manage that if I try to stretch it out for a few weeks.

Don't worry, I'm sure Roman will issue you another one of your cousins to marry when they turn 13. You may also be one of those people who would suck on a muddy h'roid.

You were getting a raw deal though, if you were taking 9" of plastic only to issue 3" of skin.

Anyone who says it isn't every bit as bad as you'd ever imagine is either a liar or gay.

Awwwww! You're going to bring a friend?

I don't think I've ever called him a friend, but I never go anywhere without him.

Actually, he's bringing me and I'm bringing a couple friends....got to get you the full 4.5 inches.

I'm coming too, but I don't need any friends. Figure that one out.

You're lucky. I'm only breathing hard.

LMAO LMAO

yes. yes you are.

The beauty of the recent exchange is that I'm the one who wouldn't ever come. ROFL

Performance anxiety?

Smoke this.

You'd have to get me to the show in the first place before you have to worry about getting me on stage.

Long odds there, as, what, 8 years of missing the planet weekend would attest.

don't be stealing my short dick sthick

Are you implying that a way exists to coax you to this one?

It's Oct. 11, right?

Can't hit the bottom of a tuna can, but you can sure scrape the sides!

4.5 inch clitoris?

this thread is worthless without pics....

Oh Christ...*winces thinking about rubbing a wang on an opened can of tuna*

Yeah, I took it literally, but damn...

What if it was opened with one of those nifty can openers that takes the whole top off with no jagged edges?

Yes I can, like a toothpick can scrape the sides of 30 gallon trash can.....

I'm not sure whether to answer with no, or to invoke my fifth amendment rights.I have no idea. If it is in october, then it's about 99.999% that I won't be there. October and March are my worst work months of the year.

We should probably stop here. Usually when guys whip out the measuring stick, it's not to figure out who's smaller.

is it really? weird, I just got shipping orders for Oct 13, if I go this time.....

I dont' know, I was just referring to when Katipan would be in town

That would be a helluva "see you soon" party.

Personally, I'd rather taste sashimi grade Toro than worry about digging out canned tuna with a stick...