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babygirl21 07-27-2009 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5917962)
Boy, I'm sure glad that babygirl21 chose that user name. I would have never guessed she was female.

wtf? what does it matter if im a girl or not?

babygirl21 07-27-2009 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5917964)
Could a midget stand inside you and wiggle his hips to and fro and spin you in a circle around himself?



Gloria told us in another thread that you were INDEED into girls. She said she was going to show you this trick she does
where she prolapses her own uterus like a pink slinky and bounced it down an offset stack of Judy Bloom books.

you are one sick mother fucker!

ChiefJustice 07-27-2009 10:09 PM

:popcorn:

babygirl21 07-27-2009 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5917989)
Welcome back. I noticed you absent for a few days.

thank ya...yeah its tough to stay on the computer when you live on a farm...but im back.

babygirl21 07-27-2009 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5918007)
babymama,
I'm sure you're an intelligent, insightful young woman of the highest moral fiber. We're blessed and honored to welcome you to our humble insult barn.

thanks...i think? its all fun

babygirl21 07-27-2009 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5919175)
Britney, is this an accurate representation of your workplace?

well considerin badgirl isn't talking about me in this conversation sure...im not 5'2" nor do i weigh 110lbs...and i take on any alarm light that i can...oh and i wear thongs under my scrubs too...
yeah i'd say she's right...me and her think alot alike sometimes...and this just happens to be one of them times.

DeezNutz 07-27-2009 10:19 PM

http://www.businessweek.com/the_thre...coder_ring.jpg

Iowanian 07-27-2009 10:38 PM

"It's ComIN RIGHT FOR MEH!!!"

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/77/18...0f8420d8_o.jpg

Phobia 07-27-2009 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929558)
well considerin badgirl isn't talking about me in this conversation sure...im not 5'2" nor do i weigh 110lbs...and i take on any alarm light that i can...oh and i wear thongs under my scrubs too...
yeah i'd say she's right...me and her think alot alike sometimes...and this just happens to be one of them times.

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were conjoined twins sharing a brain.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...ns_468x289.jpg

Hey, when did we stop saying Siamese Twins? Did the PC cops get 'hold of that word?

babygirl21 07-27-2009 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5929589)
If I didn't know better, I'd say you were conjoined twins sharing a brain.

Hey, when did we stop saying Siamese Twins? Did the PC cops get 'hold of that word?

no we aint nothin like twins...it just so happens that we both work in the same field, doin the same thing, she just gets paid a lil' bit more than me, but that's cool...shes my friend...and believe me im glad im on her good side cause, like any woman, she can be one mean bitch!(((and i mean that in the least gay way possible!)))

babygirl21 07-27-2009 10:44 PM

[QUOTE=Iowanian;5929588]"It's ComIN RIGHT FOR MEH!!!"



trust me, nothing of mine would EVER come anywhere near you!

Iowanian 07-27-2009 10:51 PM

You're right, I don't fornicate gals with mental disabilities.


As an ass-wiper-American(bless those for all they do with dodo) you'd have to save for half a decade to afford a whirl.

babygirl21 07-27-2009 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5929604)
You're right, I don't fornicate gals with mental disabilities.


As an ass-wiper-American(bless those for all they do with dodo) you'd have to save for half a decade to afford a whirl.

wtf is up with ya'll thinkin i have some type of mental problem? im perfectly normal...sophmore in college and everything...wheres the sh*t comin from?

Phobia 07-27-2009 10:57 PM

Most sophomores in high school know how to spell sophomore.

Iowanian 07-27-2009 11:01 PM

mental enema

babygirl21 07-27-2009 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5929615)
Most sophomores in high school know how to spell sophomore.

yeah well where i come from i dont give a flyin fuck about spellin sh*t that i dont use in everyday conversation there jack ass!

babygirl21 07-27-2009 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5929617)
mental enema

o k.....wtf ever.

Iowanian 07-27-2009 11:07 PM

I think its' time to move up to a larger size of scrub pants


do you and badgranny really give each other pedicures with colostomy pudding?

ChiefJustice 07-27-2009 11:10 PM

omg

This isn't going to end well.

At least it will be entertaining.

Bugeater 07-27-2009 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929618)
yeah well where i come from i dont give a flyin fuck about spellin sh*t that i dont use in everyday conversation there jack ass!

Just FYI, you can say SHIT all you want, you don't have to censor it. Shit shit shit shit. See how easy that is?

babygirl21 07-27-2009 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5929621)
I think its' time to move up to a larger size of scrub pants


do you and badgranny really give each other pedicures with colostomy pudding?

uh, no actually ive been thinkin about movin down a scrub size...

do we what?!?!?! aint nobody touchin my feet especially with somebody else's shit!

babygirl21 07-27-2009 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5929628)
Just FYI, you can say SHIT all you want, you don't have to censor it. Shit shit shit shit. See how easy that is?

wow...you can spell...did your mama teach you that too?

babygirl21 07-28-2009 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefJustice (Post 5929623)
omg

This isn't going to end well.

At least it will be entertaining.


what makes you say this wont end well? why is it entertaining? i aint doin nothin...

babygirl21 07-28-2009 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 5919455)
Until now, I had never noticed how bad nurses' spelling and grammar are. I guess it's not a necessity for their profession.... well, unless writing up an order for more morphine and writing something like morphin. And well, then you might get a few power rangers or something instead.

what does spelling and grammar have to do with taking care of people? as a matter of fact we use a language called short-hand...ya know...kinda like abbreviations...make sense dumb shit?

babygirl21 07-28-2009 12:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917993)
You dirty mother****er. Now I look like the dickbag.



I hate you. :D

well ya know...if the shoe fits...wear it.:D

babygirl21 07-28-2009 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 5918105)
I got ten bucks that says the new girl is over 2 bills.

excuse me? what?

babygirl21 07-28-2009 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5918128)
I have an idea as to what type of dwelling she lives in.

what do you mean? what type of "dwelling" do you think i live in?

babygirl21 07-28-2009 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5918528)
So, why did you bring her here? Just to back you up and badmouth people?

naw...i do enough badmouthing on my own...just thought i'd give this a try

babygirl21 07-28-2009 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 5917976)
God gawd? Isn't that overkill?

learn to read dip shit.

Rausch 07-28-2009 12:15 AM

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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5908255)
Life I am smarter than even I thought.

I've said something like this a few times in my life and had to eat those words later on.

Rausch 07-28-2009 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929594)
trust me, nothing of mine would EVER come anywhere near you!

Who the **** is this?...

babygirl21 07-28-2009 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 5929674)
Who the **** is this?...

who the fuck wants to know?

Pioli Zombie 07-28-2009 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929664)
what does spelling and grammar have to do with taking care of people? as a matter of fact we use a language called short-hand...ya know...kinda like abbreviations...make sense dumb shit?

Yeah I can see how you are taking care of people. The guy in 312 stopped breathing, btw.
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Pioli Zombie 07-28-2009 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929618)
yeah well where i come from i dont give a flyin fuck about spellin sh*t that i dont use in everyday conversation there jack ass!

So are you using your own computer or doing this is all on the hospital computer that is monitored by the IT department and your supervisors?
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Slainte 07-28-2009 02:35 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929666)
excuse me? what?

He wants to know what your favorite dessert is...

babygirl21 07-28-2009 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5929750)
Yeah I can see how you are taking care of people. The guy in 312 stopped breathing, btw.
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oh if only you knew...oh and btw there aint no 312 where i work.

babygirl21 07-28-2009 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5929752)
So are you using your own computer or doing this is all on the hospital computer that is monitored by the IT department and your supervisors?
Posted via Mobile Device

thats some more of your business jack ass

babygirl21 07-28-2009 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Town'NCountryChief (Post 5929757)
He wants to know what your favorite dessert is...

what does "2 bills" have to do with deserts?

Pioli Zombie 07-28-2009 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929761)
thats some more of your business jack ass

In other words you are spending your shift ****in around on the companies computer while patients languish in pain dyin of thirst cuz you and your kind won't open their orange juices for them. This will not go over well come review time young lady.
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babygirl21 07-28-2009 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5929767)
In other words you are spending your shift ****in around on the companies computer while patients languish in pain dyin of thirst cuz you and your kind won't open their orange juices for them. This will not go over well come review time young lady.
Posted via Mobile Device

no...my patients are asleep...well they will be til about 5ish then i have to wake them all up...they dont languish in pain...even if they did there is nothin i could do about it, im not the nurse and the nurses can only give what the Dr.s order so technically it isnt our fault at all...and i do open o.j.'s for whoever asks me to...thats not a problem for me, i actually love taking care of people...its the stress and drama af the job that gets to me sometimes...and who are you to call me young lady? you dont know me at all...???

babygirl21 07-28-2009 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5929767)
In other words you are spending your shift ****in around on the companies computer while patients languish in pain dyin of thirst cuz you and your kind won't open their orange juices for them. This will not go over well come review time young lady.
Posted via Mobile Device

oh...and phones are now equipped with internet now-a-days...in case you didnt know that.

ChiefJustice 07-28-2009 02:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5929767)
In other words you are spending your shift ****in around on the companies computer while patients languish in pain dyin of thirst cuz you and your kind won't open their orange juices for them. This will not go over well come review time young lady.
Posted via Mobile Device

ROFL

Slainte 07-28-2009 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929762)
what does "2 bills" have to do with deserts?

I think it has something to do with your mouth.

babygirl21 07-28-2009 02:59 AM

[QUOTE=ChiefJustice;5929772][IMG]

whats the point in the ni**er?

babygirl21 07-28-2009 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Town'NCountryChief (Post 5929773)
I think it has something to do with your mouth.

call me crazy but i dont get it................:doh!:

Pioli Zombie 07-28-2009 03:05 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929770)
no...my patients are asleep...well they will be til about 5ish then i have to wake them all up...they dont languish in pain...even if they did there is nothin i could do about it, im not the nurse and the nurses can only give what the Dr.s order so technically it isnt our fault at all...and i do open o.j.'s for whoever asks me to...thats not a problem for me, i actually love taking care of people...its the stress and drama af the job that gets to me sometimes...and who are you to call me young lady? you dont know me at all...???

Aren't you early 20's? 21? As in babygirl 21? So....patients asleep. Long hours. Do any...you know...self entertainment?
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Slainte 07-28-2009 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929775)
call me crazy but i dont get it................:doh!:

I think what he's trying to say is that the problem with your mouth is that it allows for the passage of too many chocolate eclairs. Hence:

Quote:

what does "2 bills" have to do with deserts(sp)?

babygirl21 07-28-2009 03:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5929777)
Aren't you early 20's? 21? As in babygirl 21? So....patients asleep. Long hours. Do any...you know...self entertainment?
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naw...you're close tho...that '21' was my basketball/volleyball number in school....yeah very long hours...and i have to work 3 in a row this week...but its all good i get the weekend off...this is my 'self entertainment' lol

ChiefJustice 07-28-2009 03:08 AM

[quote=babygirl21

whats the point in the ni**er?[/quote]


lol

I knew this was going to end in a train wreck.


http://kara.allthingsd.com/files/200...ostradamus.jpg

babygirl21 07-28-2009 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Town'NCountryChief (Post 5929778)
I think what he's trying to say is that the problem with your mouth is that it allows for the passage of too many chocolate eclairs. Hence:

are ya sayin my mouths too big?

babygirl21 07-28-2009 03:12 AM

[QUOTE=ChiefJustice;5929782]lol

I knew this was going to end in a train wreck.




how has this ended? in a train wreck? wtf???

kstater 07-28-2009 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5918128)
I have an idea as to what type of dwelling she lives in.


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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929774)

whats the point in the ni**er?



Nope, no idea at all.

babygirl21 07-28-2009 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5929786)
Nope, no idea at all.

yeah that made no sense what so ever

babygirl21 07-28-2009 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5929786)
Nope, no idea at all.

whats this 'dwelling' you perceive i live in?

kstater 07-28-2009 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929789)
whats this 'dwelling' you perceive i live in?

I think it's fairly obvious.

ChiefJustice 07-28-2009 03:26 AM

I am doing the NY Times crossword....

It's a four letter word

The clue is:Baseballs sometimes fail to hit the broadside of it

I am stumped

babygirl21 07-28-2009 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by kstater (Post 5929793)
I think it's fairly obvious.

are you downin me cause i live in the country? wtf man?

dont hate...appreciate.

babygirl21 07-28-2009 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefJustice (Post 5929794)
I am doing the NY Times crossword....

It's a four letter word

The clue is:Baseballs sometimes fail to hit the broadside of it

I am stumped

could it possibly be "foul"?
wait no...broadside of a BARN...maybe?

ChiefJustice 07-28-2009 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929796)
could it possibly be "foul"?
wait no...broadside of a BARN...maybe?


ah...thank you

That was going to bug me if i didn't figure it out:evil:

babygirl21 07-28-2009 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefJustice (Post 5929799)
ah...thank you

That was going to bug me if i didn't figure it out:evil:

no prob...was it one of them?

Raiderhater58 07-28-2009 03:57 AM

ROFL you city fellers crack me up

babygirl21 07-28-2009 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhater58 (Post 5929802)
ROFL you city fellers crack me up

wtf? who you callin city feller? i live in the sticks hun.

ziggysocki 07-28-2009 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929784)
are ya sayin my mouths too big?

Just compared to the size of your brain. :stupid: :rolleyes:

babygirl21 07-28-2009 04:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ziggysocki (Post 5929804)
Just compared to the size of your brain. :stupid: :rolleyes:

oh...who brought the funny guy? asshole. btw...my brain is plenty big enough...as is my mouth

ChiefJustice 07-28-2009 04:29 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929805)
oh...who brought the funny guy? asshole. btw...my brain is plenty big enough...as is my mouth

http://www.scbwicanada.org/east/newl...eeBallGame.jpg

babygirl21 07-28-2009 04:33 AM

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?! i swear some of this shit is so lame...and pointless....

ChiefJustice 07-28-2009 04:36 AM

It's ok....it's a hazing of sorts

There are alot of inside jokes you may not get at first.

babygirl21 07-28-2009 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ChiefJustice (Post 5929812)
It's ok....it's a hazing of sorts

There are alot of inside jokes you may not get at first.

oh ok...i think i may have got a little bit of it...somethin like balls and me sayin that bout my mouth bein big...right?

Slainte 07-28-2009 04:55 AM

Are you still healing the sick and the lame between posts or have you gone home for the day?

ChiefJustice 07-28-2009 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929814)
oh ok...i think i may have got a little bit of it...somethin like balls and me sayin that bout my mouth bein big...right?

something like that

If you toss up a weak pitch....eventually,it is going to get hit.

Pioli Zombie 07-28-2009 05:49 AM

You know what seperates Badgirl and babygirl21?

A crowbar.
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ziggysocki 07-28-2009 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929805)
oh...who brought the funny guy? asshole. btw...my brain is plenty big enough...as is my mouth

I'm sure your mouth is plenty big. All the extra space you gain by only having 3 teeth really adds up.

luv 07-28-2009 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929811)
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?! i swear some of this shit is so lame...and pointless....

Then go away.

luv 07-28-2009 06:43 AM

If I get sick, remind me not to go to whatever hospital these two work at.

JOhn 07-28-2009 06:48 AM

:popcorn:


nothing like a good cat fight to start the day.

Bwana 07-28-2009 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by babygirl21 (Post 5929667)
what do you mean? what type of "dwelling" do you think i live in?

Hmm? Just a wild guess but.........

luv 07-28-2009 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5929863)
:popcorn:


nothing like a good cat fight to start the day.

One admitted troll brings another one on here who likes to bump the other one's thread where she enjoys going off on people for no reason or acting completely dumb. I admit that I have my moments, but c'mon. Really? It's like a even worse sequal to Dumb & Dumber. No cat fight, as I won't be wasting any more time clicking on this thread.

JOhn 07-28-2009 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5929875)
One admitted troll brings another one on here who likes to bump the other one's thread where she enjoys going off on people for no reason or acting completely dumb. I admit that I have my moments, but c'mon. Really? It's like a even worse sequal to Dumb & Dumber. No cat fight, as I won't be wasting any more time clicking on this thread.

:popcorn:






:D

Iowanian 07-28-2009 08:32 AM

Just when you start to think babymama couldn't say anything dumber, you see her drinking from the toilet babbling about the bonus hershey kiss.


Thanks for bringing this jeansyus badgranny. Is this a "make yourself feel smarter by spending time with a low functioning-trailer dweller program"?

Skip Towne 07-28-2009 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5929983)
Just when you start to think babymama couldn't say anything dumber, you see her drinking from the toilet babbling about the bonus hershey kiss.


Thanks for bringing this jeansyus badgranny. Is this a "make yourself feel smarter by spending time with a low functioning-trailer dweller program"?

You're NOT funny!


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