That's not magic but it might be helpful. It sure isn't going to hurt anything.

Just be yourself-go have a few coffee's and then rent a movie. Something with frontal nudity always helps-plenty of sex scenes too-lol

Did you fuggin text her yet?

why?

Does she like cars? Take her to the drag races.

Get a job.

ROFL

what happens if you snooze... and she finds something/someone else do this weekend?

Learn the lesson of GoChiefs and turn around in rush hour traffic... and go get your blowjob!

Early bird gets the worm's holes.

I'm not sure if I buy the “wait 3 days to not seem needy/desperate thing". That's for sorority girls, experienced women have played these games with countless douche bags in the past.

If I want to make plans for the weekend, I generally don’t wait until the weekend to bring it up to the other person.

And you're an unconventional guy! :thumb:Get busy!

Tell her 'Ghost Hunters' is on tonite and you get askeerd watching it by yourself. Back-to-back-to-back episodes gives you plenty of time to swoop.

Totally agree.

That's dumb... You gotta make plans NOW... You think she isn't thinking about what piece of ass she's going to get this weekend? She's going to go on the prowl if you don't beat her to it. Easier for her than it is for you.

Smarten up.

Yep, waiting leads to beating off.

He who hesitates, masturbates.

Hey, if you can't beat 'em...

Rim shot. Uhh...

Actually, it'd be fun to text her... "when you gonna let me tap dat ass?"
That's the coolest thing on the internets now.

What? What are you waiting for?

ROFL

:grovel: PLEASE DO IT and see what happens.
I doubt you fuggitup.
Just play it off as a joke if she responds crazy.

PLEASE!
I'd do it if I was out there... but I'm crazy like that.
However, she'll love your brute honesty

Well just ask her what her big plans are for the weekend. TODAY (as in NOW).

are you under the impression that the second you text her she's going to come running to your door?

it doesn't work :D

the people in that thread are liars

Unless she has a not scared to sound needy guy already with her.

Text her now just to get a conversation started... This weekend you can text her to come over.

Stop being a GoChiefs.
You're going to let a prime opp get away. All over your anticipated stupidity in the waiting game.

Hey SR. I have not read this whole deal. The parts that I did read included a reference to you going to meetings at at least one point. You do remember begging for prayers and all that crap recently AGAIN, right? There were a bunch of people trying to give you good advice even after going through this before. Pussy is good, we can all agree on that. You seem to be the type of guy sitting in a meeting thinking this chick is an easy lay, after all she drinks too much. If your mind is on that, forget about it. Go out to a bar and drink and get laid. If you are serious about being sober, forget the piece of ass for awhile. I also have some knowledge about those things, but I did not waste my time trying to reassure you when you were down for a day or two.

It doesn't matter homey....don't be worried about getting laid right now. The people at meetings will tell you the same thing about new "relationships" at this point if you are serious.

:rolleyes:

the real alpha male has already started a conversation.

the real alpha male is the one who is going to be banging her when you finally text this weekend (I can already see the “sorry SR, I got plans already” text).

and the real alpha male never refers to himself as the alpha male

Yeah, I mean Mecca never comes right out and says it, but we all know.

I agree with this. But it appears his mind's made up, so he may as well be successful at it.

Ask her to become your "temporary roommate" instead. There, all settled.

100 % agree. Dude time is not your friend in this deal. I'm 29 and I live this stuff all the time. You need to look at the situation and decide what it is your wanting out of it. In this case it's pretty much cut and dry. You want to bang her and that's it.

As previously stated she has made up her mind already as far as what you are in her mind. Girls have been hearing our finest since they where fourteen. They're pretty numb to just about any game you might have in the short term. Over time you could break down a first impression, but in this case time is not your friend. The best peice of advice I can give you is to remember who you where when you first met her. Where you the "alpha dog" as stupid as that sounds or where you a nice engaging passive guy. It is said when we meet somebody for the first time they are meeting your representative and not the real you. If you feel like you made a good impression than be sure to be that guy. If your a 180 from that it dries up a pussy in a hurry. I also wouldn't put alot of stock into her gving you her number. That isn't a big deal like it use to be. We all have caller ID now and it's very easy to just hit ignore. It's not like the pre-caller ID times when there where some consequences to giving your number out. If she enthusiastic sounding when you talk to or text her then you know your good.

Also you need to look at what this will do to you and your friends relationship. It sounds like she sees you as a nonthreatening asexual friend. That will change if you f**k her friend. They will talk about every little detail that happens. Personally I don't care about my friends that are girls getting mad at me for getting with another girl. If they aren't giving it up just tell them you have to get it somewhere. I've got no time for that drama. You may find out that she's a party girl and is down with sport f**king. Her opinion of you is going to change though. Be fully aware of that. Your either going to be another asshole guy or or a fascination that she refers to as "ol thunder dick next door." This is a performance based business. What happens between you and her friend will determine what you are in her mind. She'll either want you or continue to toy with the notion you might be gay. No middle ground in her mind.

She probably likes you from the way you have described the situation. It's your job not to f**k it up. Your gonna know real quick by her tone when you text her. Also as others have mentioned with your limited time window procrastination=FAIL. This aint rocket science dude. Be confident and stay away from the games. If she wants to f**k she will be sure and let you know. Your not going to sway her one way or another unless she liked the guy she met and the real you is a total douche bag.

sarcasm? I really cant tell

Get your reservation in.

I realize that bit about the phone number. But thanks for the rest of it.

yep

No way... stick with it. What have you got to lose? You try and fail, well at least you had a chance to succeed. IF you don't try, you just fail.

dude...it's been 5 minutes.

SR you gotta get intouch with your inner
http://www.deviantart.com/download/9...l_grimlock.jpg

**** a memo. Smash that pussy. RAAAAAAARHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Uh hey buddy you might want to give it longer than 12 minutes before drawing any conclusions. She might be taking a shit. :shrug: Patience is a virtue. Don't ask for the help of CP and cave after 12 well now 13 minutes. You might have to pick up your dick and find a reason to go over. If she is over 18 there is no such thing as too young for a booty call. Especially at 24!! Embarassment will pass. She'll only be there another few weeks. Chronic masturbation is a life long affliction.

Yeah, that is not very alpha.

It's 'lil' buddy, not just plain: 'buddy'

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Swimming pool? what was the text you sent ?

WHAMMO!!

Now was that so damn hard? Congrats!

my advice: the sooner the better... situations like this can end up running out of time far too quickly.

has anybody mentioned chardonnay and phil collins yet?

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

That's fine. The bait has been taken. But if you see her beforehand, mention where you're going or what you're doing and invite her along. She's already said "yes" once. The hard part is done.

what about deckchairs or crayons? Carruthers could get a rez at those places

Depends. How long is roommate out of town for? You need to leave room for 1st casual encounter and then 2nd hook up. Just in case.

As a neighbor, it is easy now to include her in activities. Make up cool shit that you are doing and invite her along out of "pity" for the poor girl all by herself. It will make it look like you are just being nice and not trying too hard.

i.e. "I am headed out to (insert place/activity) with some friends... feel free to join" or "hey, I made too much (insert dish) if you haven't eaten feel free to drop by"

just my $.02

As someone said before, she already knows in her mind whether she is willing to sleep with you... now you just have to make it easy for her. Give her an excuse to do so.

Such a great ****ing line. :clap:

Invite her to a chatroom and ask her if she wants pics of your junk. That should work.

Well it might be but a phone call lets say tomorrow evening saying something like you and some friends got some tickets "to (think of something cool a girl might enjoy along with yourself) don't know if you had anything going on. You'd be very welcome to come along if you'd like." Don't forget to mention the friends part!!! Pressure is off at that point. Your not asking her on a date....your just offering a night out with some good people for a girl that is from out of town. You'll really get to know each other. She's obviously very well educated so make sure it's something that will intrigue her. Maybe a wine tasting or something like that? Your a CP regular but at least act like your cultured for a night :D

You could wait until this weekend to get things started or you could have a serious protein defency come Monday if you listen to someone who fancies themselves pretty good at this shit. You don't get anything by not trying. Be subtley aggressive. That's some of my best stuff man....That's all I got. Do your worst Mr. SR!

Oh and (very important) make sure you've got toilet paper on the deal with a sparkling clean toilet and bathroom (trash can empty). She doesn't want to feel like she's at a frat house.

I just posted mine and see AustinChief took my thoughts and posted them before me........two guys giving the exact same advice=Sound advice.

ROFL

HEY! No laughing until you have seen me naked!