im afraid to do stop but im so curious, so i want to do it but im afraid God doesn't like it, or he would be angry??? does it offend God to talk to demons or Lucifer???

I believe the masturbate part..

Yes. You'll likely go to hell. Repent now.

And you're a bad mult.

Wuts hell?? Is that like heaven but red????

Ouija boards are of the Devil and if you use one you will burn in the lake of fire for eternity. Have a nice evening.

Ono doez that mean I have 2 to watch reruns of The view!!!

My thoughts exactly, them Parker Brothers were evil, pure evil.

Yes, just like Arrowhead Stadium.

ooga booga. boogety boogety boo. denver broncos. john elway.

Im a rich mutha fukcah











If you land on my Boardwalk hotel.

there is no god.

There is and he hates the Chiefs.

Yes there is because Jesus gets like the most hits on Google /stevieray

Oh no my broder is a chiefs fan you don't tink thats why he bcame posessed do u?
http://i54.tinypic.com/amp1fk.jpg
Nononono god is real you heathen. God loves you and wants to have a personal relationship with you forever.



And ever.

Google it dude it's a weird thing. It an oddity of the brain. It's funny I was just talking to a friend about how weird people are between believing in ghosts, ufos, spirits, religion all this crazy magic crap, I wondered if it's the stress of modern society that brings on odd beliefs in the supernatural or what. Seems to be at a fever pitch to me.

I wish there were demons or Lucifer. I'd so worship one of them, I'd be a free agent for what powers they would give me.

Most likely. All Chiefs fans are damned to hell. Matt Cassel is teh debbil.

If demons are watching me masturbate, I need to start charging admission.

You guys are right, it's so obvious that a mass produced piece of plastic and cardboard could channel spirits from beyond....

:spock:

WTF?

your mother loves my penis and wants to have a personal relationship with it forever.

see how that works? doesn't mean your mother really exists, but I can play word games all day.

Remember that Witchboard movie with Tawny Kitaen?

JEHOVAH DISPROVES

http://www.watchtower.org/e/20020122a/article_01.htm

At the risk of summoning an annoying spirit being intent on devouring my soul or, alternatively, assuring an eternity roasting over a fire tended by evil midgets, I whipped out the old Ouija board and asked the little, flat fella one simple question; "Oh, Ouija board ... hear me nah ... who is the worst quarterback in the history of the entire Universe?"

The planchette began to move and, with no discernible hesitation, the answer was spelled out; M.A.T.T.H.E.W.B.R.E.N.N.A.N.C.A.S.S.E.L. I found this odd, since no one involved in the strange experiment was consciously aware of knowing Cassel's middle name. Apparently, even those who dwell in the most, remote, ethereal dimensions are aware of our plight.

FAX

Cassel tried an Ouija board once. He moved toward one letter then when he felt resistance he froze for a second, moved back the other way, started to swirl in a panic and finally pushed himself off the board and off the table.

But my moder is real. And you do have a penis. I think.





JESUS IS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. REPENT YOU HEATHEN.

Nut mult?

That guy doesn't even know what 'Iconic' means...ROFLROFL



No I'm Hank Williams Jr. You Gotta Problum You Nazi Loving Bitchhhh.

Rawr! You are more feisty than Nut, that's for sure.

Hey Spatula, check your Mattel product and see if Iconic and loochy are gonna have "relations".