Missouri actually has people?!


Pretty sure Missouri is about as boring as Kansas... But hey, more meth people!:thumb:

And Iowa is like Kansas, with hills!

But hey, feel free to keep poaching our professional teams.

Says the damn kid from Iowa..........


:facepalm:

Well cool, have you ever eat at Bruces country kitchen? Small bar & grill in Hanston.

I've never traveled further west in Kansas than Manhattan.

edit... oops you weren't asking me

Missouri is like Kansas with hills and meth.

:D

when are you eligible for parole?

:) ha ha wasn't asking you, but I tell you the owner of Bruces country Kitchen makes the best damn greasey burgers & french fries anywhere you would dare to compare. She is a sweet lady too.

And people, and cities, and pro sports, and interesting things to do....

When I was just a young’n and cross country bicycling was still something new my mother and I ran across some bicyclists doing the cross country trek and I remember thinking it was funny that they all agreed they’d go through Colorado twice before going through Kansas again. They said, “At least the mountains have a downhill side. In Kansas the wind is ALWAYS blowing against you.”

Poaching? ROFL, we have had this discussion before.

If only Missourians supported those teams, they would have moved out like the Hockey and NBA Kings.

Kansans don't care for the NBA, they have good college teams, so what happened?

You should be thanking Kansans, Iowans and Nebraskans for their support, you Illinoian!

So in other words, Kansas blows.

You know I like you frazod... but you are the easiest person on this board to get a defensive reaction from.

True, but maybe that’s just because Missouri sucks so hard.

Yeah, I'll get right on that.

This is one big fantastic point.

BTW, Ed, tell us all again what state your vacation/retirement home is in..... :)

I didn't know professional teams had relations with meth users?

To be correct, in the summer it is Texas/Oklahoma blowing and Nebraska sucking. Kansas is caught in the middle. In the winter they reverse rolls, but Kansas is still caught in the middle.

:spank:

13 miles from the Arkansas border. :D

Was she a descent person though?

Not defensive, just the truth. There are haves, and there are have nots. If they're lucky, the have nots will be close enough to haves to leech off them a bit.

We are waiting....:D

Missourians are to busy doing meth to care about supporting teams.

BTW, big shout out to Iowa for FINALLY finishing the 4-lane stretches of 218 and 34. Now the amount of time I have to spend driving through your shit state on the way to worthwhile places has been curtailed dramatically. :thumb:

Would that be in McDonald county?

That's like saying Denver's in the mountains.

The sand on a beach isn't wet just because it's near the ocean.

Mr. Missouri.

Salt of the earth.

LMAO

You really believe you don't you.

Oh yes because Missouri is full of nice, exotic places... It's sad I have to drive through your shit state to go to Chief's n Royal's games.

That would be TO MISSOURI to go to these games, you ****ing imbecile. If you don't like it, there's lots of other options for you. Minneapolis to the north, Chicago to the east, Denver to the west.

You seem like you'd make a fine Twins fan.

You don't even live there?

Born and raised. Now in suburban Chicago.

Of course, I'm not on a Bears BB trashing Illinois, either. Douche.

Cocaine is so cheap in Florida that people don't bother with meth.

Looks like the area round Will Munny's place.

When did you graduate?

And by have, you mean have water?

Do you think I posted this thread to honestly trash Missouri? Not at all. It's a news story that I found to have some good timing with the college hoops rivalry happening again Saturday so I used it to have "fun" the way said rivalry often has fun.

Do I think Missouri is a bad place? Not at all. I have plenty of friends in Missouri and enjoy plenty of Missourians on this board. I respect many MU fans here... KCMizzou, luv and others because they can be passionate about their home state and home team without taking it so seriously that it runs their lives or ruins their lives if they lose or turns them into raging assholes when the topic comes up in general.

I BELIEVE anyone who has had any experience with me at all on this board understands the intention behind the thread... side-poking fun. I challenge anyone to find a KU fan on this board who has given MU their props more than I have and should MU win again Saturday I'll hand out congratulations again.

I've posted some serious things but all in all I don't take much seriously here.

Missouri is a fine state and is home to a lot of fine people and 2 of my 3 favorite sports teams. To truly hate on Missouri would be to hate on a lot of things I love.

TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!

:D

I don't recall being there, but I used to enjoy a lot of that small town cooking. It has been 20 years now, since I traveled Western Kansas every two weeks, selling autoparts wholesale.

Heh yeah.

It's all just sports and friendly rivalry to me. I suppose there are people who think I should take it more seriously but I can't.

I've never spent a dime in Missouri!



well ...wait...nevermind.

lol

I think it just shows other states do not try and crack down on it.

I have been down there 9 times now since May, and the standard of living has already been raised, along with the base IQ and # of teeth in Stone County.

I love it though, it is beautiful there, been dreaming of it for about 30 years.

But I won't be anymore of a Mizzou fan once being a permanent resident, than I am an Illinois fan now. :D

I did get in the middle of an old fashioned hillbilly feud though, damn, I had no idea it could be that uncivil. Funny thing is, one guy is a transplanted Iowain and the other is a died in the wool Nebraskan. They have both been there a lot of years, and just hate the hell out of each other.

Could be but that doesn't serve my agenda here.


:)

I've lived in Illinois about 19 years and can't find it in myself to care about U of I either. Some people I work with lament over the latest Illini basketball collapse and I'm all "yeah... but it's just U of I."

Stone county, Galena mailing address. (it could actually be a little more than 13 to Arkansas, but that seems correct.) Home of the Y bridge. That thing is something to behold, if you ever have a chance to see it. We didn't stop, but I will someday. Y Bridge

For the life of me, I don't understand why it is a Galena address, there at least 3 towns closer to our house. We are 9 miles from the closest vending machine.

Thats a sweet bridge.

That'd be Hwy 36 :facepalm:

I knew that didn't seem right. I've only traveled it eleventy billion times. Good work MU fan... I stand corrected.

3.5 miles you say? Not bad.
There’s a spot on 75 highway just outside of Altoona that I’ll test radar antennas from because I can sit on this certain hill and see for around 3.5 miles.
A good functioning antenna will start pick up targets as they’re rounding the corner at that 3.5 mile mark.
Always cracks me up to see people nail the brakes when they see me sitting on the side of the road, because by that time it’s way too late and I’ve been tracking their speed for a couple of miles already.

This thread had potential but, turned into a disappointment instead.

My speedometer is broken

Mine to. Fricken crappy 98 dodge mini van. the pointer fell off the gauge & now just slides left to right along the bottom of the gauge cluster. Oh the humanity.

My speedometer isn't broken, I was just setting up my excuse for next time Radar Chief is on patrol.

Just in case you guys in Missery don't know how to tell the difference. :D