Our QB already IS married to Fat Bastard /Omaha

Barring major injuries, and despite all the casshole hate, he will win us a playoff game or I'll never post here again.

Well......bye

How bout some of the haters put their junk on the line?


I doubt it...

No balls

If Tebow can lead a playoff victory Cassel can. But... I'm not holding my breath that it happens before he's designated to full time backup after his contract in KC is up.

You bitch. What do you think I did?

Here's his neg comment he left me on the avatar situation


07-29-2012 02:19 AM Pawnmower. "If I was any easierI would use lube b4 i ramm it in you"

And if he does, will you never post again?

I have no idea..what did you do?

edit---please tell me you didnt make a silly bet for 2012

please

:#:#

I know I'm missing something, but he ****ed his mom for the chiefs to get pioli. And he's ****ed his dog(with peanut butter) to get rid of hailey. He offered to **** his sister to get stanzi a start and he'll off himself if the chiefs win the superbowl this year.

I resisted Pawnmower initially too, but once I just laid back and took his forceful rams in the ass, it was kind of nice

I'll have to follow in your footsteps then.

Tebow had a great matchup. He ain't beating the Baltimore Ravens in the playoffs

And neither will Cassel, unless we get them when they're at broke dick strength.

Ugggh...

SOrry to see this man....8-(

Why the heck would you do that? It seems the vegas number is 8.5 wins (50 %ish we get 9 or more, 50%ish we get less than 8 or less wins)

That seems a fairly risky bet...youre really only a Denver slip or a lucky bounce away from being gone for a year .....

Anyhow it would suck to lose you for a year....as much as I enjoy talking trash to you, I think that's a bad bet man. Even if you win, I don't think it was worth the risk.

you're all confused now.
you're the one that's sniffing Cassels jock repeatedly, not me. :D

I'm an unabashed Cassel supporter. I have relatively high hopes he will have a good season this year. Unlike Grbackup, Cassel is a nice guy who is involved in the community and who genuinely seems to give a shit.

Like we give a rat's ass what a stupid bitch supports.

yeah.
i think Cassel's the worst QB to play in the NFL but who gives a rats ass what i think.

I'm sure everyone was waiting for this. Now we can all breathe. Way to be strong with your opinions.

who wants to start the Really Hard Not To Like Tyler Palko thread?

he sucks, but he bags his own groceries...

The whole 2010 repeat would be fine by me... minus one part. The having to throw the ball away at the very first sign of trouble.

There will be games when the team will be able to run for 150-200 yards and we will win.

But there are also going to be games when that does not happen, and the team is going to have to rely on the QB to carry the load. There is just no history there to indicate that Cassel is the QB to do that... including the 27-7 season that is/was 2010.

Here you go...

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ighlight=Palko

So i thought this was a joke thread. WTF man? You might deserve a short ban for this.

Jeff Francouer of QB's

Kurt Warner bagged his own groceries, so maybe someday Tyler Palko can be the next Rich Gannon and post stats like Trent Green.

See ya

HE will win a playoff game? HE!?!?!

NO! HE will not win a playoff game. The CHIEFS would be the ones winning this hypothetical game and they will do it DESPITE mark castle.

If you never post here again, I'll never post here again.

wtf people

I know its been a LOOOOOOONG off season, and a long ass time since we have won a playoff game.....

But please, calm down.

I'm serious. If Coffey leaves forever, and never comes back, I'll leave this place forever on the day he dies. And the bet is off if he's reincarnated.

I mainly dislike Matt because he lacks accountability. Not a stand up guy at all. Uses "we" way too much when answering for his own failures. Lacks character.

Well if clayton leaves , I'm ****ing gone.

**** that

yep it's been almost 20 years since the Chiefs won a playoff game and there's NO WAY cassel will get'r'done.

This is so reeruned...All that has to happen is for us to win the division (again) and get a home playoff game.....we'd probably have fairly close to a 50/50 shot.

Cassel's got a couple seasons left, so you have about a 50/50 chance of looking like a total moron.

Personally I don't know why you insist on doing that, but hey....I enjoy laughing at you.

he already had a home playoff game and shit his pants.

Oh I see ....We couldn't possibly get a different opponent or have a different outcome....

Cool.

You might not be very smart, but you really make up for it with a lack of creativity.

thanks Yawnmower, i thrive to.

BK didn't deliver the point all that well, but it is a valid point.

Matt Cassel in pressure situations doesn't play at his very limited best.

Playoffs are pressure filled situations.

Expecting a different level of play from Cassel in a pressure situation simply because of a different opponent is like expecting like expecting to have your ass to come away unscathed if you pour gas on and it and light it with a match.

what he said^

The regime doesn't hold him accountable for his shit play, so why should he hold himself accountable?

he gets a cakewalk and Bowe gets the boot.

Cassel has a 100/0 chance of looking like a total moron.

this

Would that be before or after you take a year long break from Chiefsplanet?

Before and after. And on the next team he's on. And probably on the rec league team he plays on in retirement.

So even after we win 10 games this season, when you said there is no way in hell, you still won't give the man any props at all?

If so, you deserve a year off.

Damn pawnmower is all over Matts Vessel.

Matt Cassel isnt nor will he ever be worth two shits. It doesn't even matter if it was "the perfect situation". The mother****er sucks. Period

If we win 10 games, against this schedule, and these quarterbacks, he will deserve a mountain of credit.

Even then I'll probably end up telling him, and his fans, to **** off, because he will blow our season in some horrible fashion.

I think most of you are going to be real surprised with Cassell this year. Last year was an aberration.

A team can win 10 games running the ball and playing defense.

I don't believe this team has the defense yet to accomplish this, but there is the possibilty that they do.

This team won't win 10 games because of anything that Cassel does.

And to spew anything other than that out of that dick hole in your face speaks volumes about you.

Just Plain Ole **** Matt Cassel.

Last year was not an abberartion.

We saw what a limited QB in a difficult situation is.

You put a good QB in a similar situation, he passes for neraly 5000 yards and leads his team to a SB.

LMAO

That should go in the preamble to the Declaration of Independence, MO.

I'm thinking Cassel will have his best season so far. I do want to see Stanzi though so I have mixed feelings about my gut feeling.

LMAO HAHA

NOW who is trolling?

The Giant defense and running game showed up in the last quarter of the season, and in the playoffs.

They did not show up for the first 3 quarters of the season, however, and the only reason they had the chance to come on strong at the end of the season is because Eli kept them afloat.

He is the obvious king of obvious trolls.

Eli Manning had the #32 running game and #27 defense last year. And the worst pass blocking OL.

5,000 yards.

Suck on that giant franchise QB cock.

If Kyle Orton started for the CHIEFS as soon as Matt was Injured you probably would have a different taste in your mouth.

WTF are you talking about? The Giants had the #3 Defense in the entire league last year. And lets just forget they happen to have one of the best coaches in the league and not "**** THE WORLD" Todd Haley.

EDIT: #3 in the postseason, one of the best defenses in the second half

Damn right, Cassel wouldve been excused for the entire cluster**** season that was last year

OMG did that ****ing ass hat REALLY say that?

Thank god I have that piece of shit on ignore....That has to be the single most stupid ****ing comment I have ever seen...

So you lose your best players to ACL in week 1 and you are supposed to throw for 5000 yards and win the SB...

LOL.........

Sounds like a little reeruned kid whose mommy gave him a medal for finishing in 7th every time.

yep as the chiefs QB he plain sucks.
but away from football he seems like the kind of guy you would want your daughter to date/marry.
the problem is we need a QB not a QB who's a good guy off the field.

You are really stupid or something. Try reading an ESPN stat sheet. #27

Eli had to throw 58 goddamn times in the NFC Championship, and his team won by 3 points.

Think about Cassel in that kind of game. How many sacks would he allow if he had to pass that much? How many turnovers?

Eli had 0 turnovers, was sacked only 3 times. Against a nasty ****ing D.

I see you have no rebuttal for the Haley factor

With our new weapons and new line and new defense Cassell won't have to throw that much, we'll be so far ahead.

Felt compelled to waste time signing in to reply to this abomination of a post by the clueless OP. You are a ******* idiot. Back in 2011 he made a waitress cry in Applebee's bc he didn't get a refill when she came back to his table(Pro Bowl must have really got to his head). Yeah, great dude. Who gives a **** if you think he's a good guy, where does that get you in the league? He's a horrible quarterback and I'm baffled there are some out there who still try and convince themselves he can take this team anywhere.

Excellent, the deep throat report that confirms Cassel is, in fact, a piece of human trash.

OH SHITZ, HE MADE A WAITRESS CRY!!!

Snapz, well we need to cut him right now.

Moron.

Wtf does some skank at applebees have to do with anything?

She wasn't a skank. That fine woman was someone's mother. She had 2 broken legs, a broken arm and Cassel still yelled at her for not moving fast enough.

I heard that he said, "If Haley was here he'd already have skull****ed you bitch."

You're shitting me right?

WTF??? If one of your weapons was a grenade how great would it be if you couldn't pull the ****ing pin?

Receivers/Running Backs need a ****ing compitent Quarteback.

WTF are going to set up the ****ing run with the ****ing run? Great Strategy

Why would a millionaire go to Applebee's?

Football is a TEAM sport. How ****ing good is your qb going to look if he's on his ass the entire time, or every running play Thomas jones falls down? Huh smart guy?

Apparently to yell at the waitresses.