Holy shit, I'm afraid of what troglodytes will come out of the woodwork for an Eric Winston profile. I'll bet they're all sickening, and disgusting.

I'm scared and excited at the same time. http://t.qkme.me/36f043.jpg

Haven't read the whole thread but I agree. I also think the level of depravity is unbelievable. So much so that I don't really believe this is a real thing.

I wouldn't be taking advantage of the offer regardless. That's just some sick sick shit.

Sounds like code for buttsex with 2 guys...

yeah, but...

it IS funny.

And that stupid bitch gets what she deserves.

If the worst thing that happens from her advertising online for buttsex is that some middle-aged dudes **** with her via her profile, I'd say she gets off lucky.

I laughed so hard I cried.

Omaha! Omaha! ROFL

They're not gladiators.

Still LMAO @ Checkingdowntofuk. I woke my wife up from across the house this morning, I was laughing so ****ing hard.

kids these days

That sounds like the beginning of this story I posted awhile back. They too put an ad out for someone to **** the wife......and that's when tragedy struck.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showt...ile+kids+watch

Mwahahahaaahahhahaa

back when I was young, you had two walk two miles barefoot in the snow, uphill, to nail a gal in the ass. My have things changed.

And even then, you had to put her in a well and make her apply lotion to her skin every 5 hours or so. Times have changed.

yeah, isn't the intraweb awesome.

You have the keys.

Oh shit, got another message. Sorter, you can have her.

It's from the real Matt Cassel.

LMAO

"Hey, can you guys like, please, stop this? Also, can you delete the stuff about the hat?"

:popcorn:

HOC Bound!

I'm pretty sure this thread is the singular combination of all Chiefsplanet is, was and ever will be.

http://i880.photobucket.com/albums/a...D3animated.gif

I'm going to be really disappointed if this turns out to be Clay as the girl as well. This is hilarious.

I'll make sure we message some new ones/respond to different girls.

Anal girl hasn't even replied. :(

Since yesterday?

She's not taking her sphincter very seriously.

The gerbil is still stuck.

Since forever. :(

Well I guess we'll be changing that tomorrow then. *rolls up sleeves*

DO YOUR WORST!!!

I'll find a pic of Cassel she can't refuse. Somewhere, it has to exist.

Oh, it will be collective. Chiefsplanet is going to troll the hell out of this anal-loving gal.

need her profile link...

Okay. How many guys on CP already created accounts and messaged the sexuality frustrated chick to set up a meeting?

Too late. She already hung herself in FL.

CP claims another victim.

Wait, isn't she a porn star?

I ****ing knew I had seen her before!

My God, ya'll are off the chain.

I knew I recognized that neck...and by "that neck", I mean "where the **** is her neck? Don't people usually have necks? They do. I'm sure of it."

I find that oddly titilating.

Well played.

I mean, I wouldn't say no if she said she wanted too.....

I don't kiss on the lips but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches. Classic.

Maybe she's into midgets

She's a regular "Pretty Woman".

I don't kiss on the lips because that's nasty, but I will let you **** me in the ass why my boyfriend watches.

To be fair:

My desire to **** her in the ass while her boyfriend watches > my desire to kiss her on the lips.

^ 100%

lol.

Same girl?

http://images.scheeff.info/triple-pe...or-dummies.jpg

She has a proud mom somewhere

No, that is not noted porn star Sasha Grey. LMAO

Looks close.. Is the chin the same?

And I thought Hawk was the porn king.

The first girl looks like a fatter version of the second.

She nose whats up!

http://pics.plentyoffish.com/dating/...58291272.2.jpg

Sasha Grey is filthy.
or so I've heard.

From Cassel's Reckoning?

uh...yeah. Yeah, that's who I heard it from.

Yea, they have different mouths too.

ROFL

I think it was her way of filtering in some way.

Adam and Eve has 50% off with the discount code babe100 at checkout...

The Cassel chat is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Bravo.
We should do Eric Winston next, looking to do something sickening, disgusting and embarrassing.

We need to help this girl get with wetnessa, the thread from a month back. Party.

Sick&Disgust4U

Who in the hell wears a winter coat with gym shorts?!

(LMAO @ this thread, btw.)

So THAT'S where you disagree with her lifestyle choices?


Tell Gonzo to check his PMs.

LMAO

Stay classy, Saul.

I'm in.

Chubby chicks trying to hide their midsection.

wtf happened to ghak? didn't he start this parade of shame?

There isn't a lot that can be said in a situation like this ... other than ...

... I would like to nominate this young lady for the 2012 Girl Who Wants It In The Anus ChiefsPlanet Award.

FAX

Luv's undefeated streak comes to an end.

Omaha, Omaha!

That Omaha line had me rolling.

LMAO