Hosmer looking thrilled with his two cheap hits.

LoCain!!! Get it baby..

Country breakfast dies of a heart attack in the dugout.

shit, mlb.com stream is behind :(

Boom.

Nice, and good for Hoz to go with that pitch earlier instead of his loopy pull swing he normally does.

LoCain needs to be hitting third.

This is more like it. Keep it coming.

LOCAIN

Do something Moose.

****.

I'M thrilled with his two cheap hits. He just needs to get them any way he can right now.

Moose too.

****ing do something Moose.

A power-hitting center fielder with Cain's wheels would be pretty valuable.

God Moose is looking like Frenchy.

Ump is consistent on that inside pitch at least.

Dempster relieved to see Moose walk to the plate.

Just get it in play, Moose!

:banghead:

Strikeout or popout to 2nd coming up.

Gotta get these 2 runs across.

Please, please, please Moose.

just pull it to the right side, anywhere Moose.

Yeah...

****KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Your bus ticket is waiting for you to ship your ass to Omaha, Moose....

Jesus.....

Moose is embarrassing to watch this year. Start Tejada or Johnson for a bit.

**** Moose. Another wasted AB.

Fffffffffffffffffffffff. Moose needs a break for game 2. Put Miggy in there.

Yeah.... well he decided to swing at something a foot away from the plate.

Well, I don't know what I expected.

I assume Moose has at least until the end of the month to show signs of life. But I wonder how far into May he has before something has to give.

I also hate having Moose and Frenchy next to each other in the lineup for situations like this.

Patient Frenchy is patient.

:facepalm:

Frenchy showing some patience?

Frenchy with some rare plate discipline

HE'S GOING TO WALK YOU FRENCHY. DON'T SWING

Frenchy with the wave. Big surprise there.

runners on 2nd and 3rd, 0 outs and no one wants to put the ball in play

Frenchy preparing for his strikeout....

FYP

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****

**** OFF FRENCHY!

Yea, a simple ****ing grounder somewhere would likely score Hoz.

Sweeeeeeeeet Frenchy

Shitting down our leg. That's cool.

Wow, what a surprise.

JFC, 2nd and 3rd nobody out and back-to-back Ks

Moose and Frenchy. ****ing rally killers.

Come on Salvy.

just ****ing pathetic

no worries, Perez will crush one.

Thank you Jobu!

SALVY MOTHER****ERS!!!!!!

SALVY DRIVES IN 2. w00t

Salvy just ****ing goes with that ball. That is how it is done!

Thank god for Cain and Perez.

Good.

Thank you Salvy

Salvy saves that shit!!!!

Moose and Frenchy need to get him a hooker tonight.

Whew!

Thank God Salvy picks up Moose and Frenchy.

Salvy shows Moose and Frnech how ****ing easy it is

Good job Perez

Getzy bomb?

Moose and Frenchy can learn a thing or two from Salvy, who is just hitting it instead of trying to swing for the fences, especially Frenchy.

God, I can't wait to see that mother****er cut.

Thank God for Salvy

Crank one Getz!!!!

SALVY!

I hate the fact that moose and frenchy bat back to back.
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Ump's zone just got a little larger, did it not?

I was thinking the same thing.

If we could find another Salvador Perez, we could DH and Catch them each day to prolong their careers.

Decent inning. That Moose-Frenchy deadspot on our order is going to leave a lot of runners stranded this year.

Lineup for G2

Gordon
Escobar
Cain
Butler
Perez
Hosmer
Francoeur
Tejada
Getz

Would Miggy take over at 3rd If Moose was sent down?

Need another inning like the last one Santana

I thought it first.

It's all over the place. I've seen a couple that looked grooved get called ball. He's doing it with both teams, though.

Yeah. And maybe we could get them both to sign the same sort of contract Salvy did.

LMAO

Perez probably won't play next game unless it's DH. Not too many catcher's going to catch 2 games in 1 day.