ChiefsPlanet

ChiefsPlanet (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)
-   Nzoner's Game Room (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)
-   -   Prayer Request Good Thoughts/Prayers Needed for Lumpy... (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=272576)

Phobia 04-28-2013 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9640690)
Thanks! I'm crashed in bed, watching the Royals. I might get some sleep if they're full of fail though. LMAO

The surgery put me out of commission for quite some time. So, perhaps someone should start a prayer thread for Gonzo? :shrug:

Did they also do surgery on your butt? We don't want to hear excuses. Go make a raider fan.

Lumpy 04-28-2013 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 9640695)
Did they also do surgery on your butt? We don't want to hear excuses. Go make a raider fan.

ROFL

Wow.

Shogun 04-28-2013 12:09 PM

Somebody start a donation thread, we're gettin' Gonzo a Fleshlight!

Lumpy 04-28-2013 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9640704)
Somebody start a donation thread, we're gettin' Gonzo a Fleshlight!

ROFL


-----

Well, the Royals are playing now so I'm gonna cuddle up with Gonzo Jr and watch the game.

Thank you again to everyone! You guys have really lifted my spirits today! :)

Phobia 04-28-2013 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 9640704)
Somebody start a donation thread, we're gettin' Gonzo a Fleshlight!

Too late. I just sent an escort over to their house and put it on my credit card. Just the kind of friend I am... That man shouldn't have to wait that long for some sex. We don't need any DSB going on around here.

DaFace 04-28-2013 12:35 PM

I'm not sure I've ever cringed and laughed harder at a prayer thread. Glad you're on the mend, Lumpy.

DanT 04-28-2013 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9640690)
Thanks! I'm crashed in bed, watching the Royals. I might get some sleep if they're full of fail though. LMAO

The surgery put me out of commission for quite some time. So, perhaps someone should start a prayer thread for Gonzo? :shrug:

LMAO

Glad to see you're recovering. :toast:

Rams Fan 04-28-2013 12:39 PM

Thoughts are with both of you.

Here's to a speedy recovery.

Phobia 04-28-2013 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9640784)
I'm not sure I've ever cringed and laughed harder at a prayer thread. Glad you're on the mend, Lumpy.

I forgot. I should probably be banned.

Fire Me Boy! 04-28-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9640690)
Thanks! I'm crashed in bed, watching the Royals. I might get some sleep if they're full of fail though. LMAO

The surgery put me out of commission for quite some time. So, perhaps someone should start a prayer thread for Gonzo? :shrug:

What did your dentist say?

Phobia 04-28-2013 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 9640802)
What did your dentist say?

I love that joke.

ShortRoundChief 04-28-2013 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9640544)
Hi, guys and gals. Thank you so much for the prayers and well wishes!

It was a hectic couple of days for me, but luckily, I'll be taking some time off of work and getting some much needed rest.

As far as my "girl parts" (probably TMI, but oh well)... I had 2 cysts, (1 on each ovary), and the one on the right ovary had burst on Thursday. Gonzo took me to the hospital, they ran some extensive tests, loaded me up with Morphine, then they sent me home with pain killers. I was put on bed rest and saw my OBGYN on Friday. She took more tests, refilled my pain killer script, then sent me home.

Then yesterday, (not but a few minutes after I had posted on the Random Thoughts thread), I got up to go to the bathroom and experienced the worst pain ever and I doubled-over. Gonzo came running and we both knew that something was wrong. He arranged for a sitter and we headed to the ER.

They got me right in and ran the same tests as before. This time though, they found out that my fallopian tube was 3x the normal size and it had ruptured, too. Apparently I was bleeding internally quite a bit and they had no other choice but to operate within the next few hours. The surgery went well and they removed both cysts and the fallopian tube.

Anyway... I truly appreciate each and every one of you for keeping me, (and Gonzo), in your thoughts! However, I'm a bit saddened that Dylan didn't post a cake or something. I know it's not a b-day thread, but maybe you could have posted at least a muffin? I love me some muffins!

Much love to you all,
Lumpy

Hope the morphine keeps you smiling til your wounds can heal. Better yet, tell Gonzo he needs to lick them wounds for quicker healing. :)

Get well soon.

houstonwhodat 04-28-2013 03:10 PM

OK you got it.

digger 04-28-2013 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 9640784)
Glad you're on the mend, Lumpy.

This.

booger 04-28-2013 03:20 PM

Great news!

Happy for the three of you. This stuff is always scary. I remember when i got my tube pulled. no fun at all!

In58men 04-28-2013 03:22 PM

Hopefully this situation got less hairy......giggity.


Love ya Lumpy glad everything is okay.

Bearcat 04-28-2013 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9640716)
ROFL


-----

Well, the Royals are playing now so I'm gonna cuddle up with Gonzo Jr and watch the game.

Thank you again to everyone! You guys have really lifted my spirits today! :)

We don't have to know everything that you-- oh wait, you have a kid, right.

patteeu 04-28-2013 03:25 PM

Glad to hear you're on the mend now. Good luck and take it easy for a while.

booger 04-28-2013 03:25 PM

gonzo if you let the tube dry out a few weeks and harden you can stuff it with duck feathers and use it as a retriever training toy.

D'Penz will be along shortly to draw you a picture

Hope this helps:thumb:

Lumpy 04-28-2013 03:42 PM

:shake: Only on CP.

LMAO

Thanks again everyone! I'm hurting pretty bad right now, but the Royals are kicking ass, so Ohhh OUCH! WOOT!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9641445)
Hopefully this situation got less hairy......giggity.


Love ya Lumpy glad everything is okay.

Sorry to disappoint, but there was no shaving involved. It was laparoscopic surgery where they made 3 small incisions in my lower abdomen.

BlackHelicopters 04-28-2013 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9641521)
:shake: Only on CP.

LMAO

Thanks again everyone! I'm hurting pretty bad right now, but the Royals are kicking ass, so Ohhh OUCH! WOOT!



Sorry to disappoint, but there was no shaving involved. It was laparoscopic surgery where they made 3 small incisions in my lower abdomen.

Glad to you are on road to recovery. Don't know enough to make a hair joke. Prayers continuing.

Nzoner 04-28-2013 03:52 PM

just saw this for the first time,good to hear you're okay and on the mend,here's to a speed recovery :thumb:

Lumpy 04-28-2013 04:15 PM

I'm getting there, guys. Just taking it easy.

Gonzo has been great through all of this and has been letting me rest while he takes care of our boy and the chores around the house.

It also looks like I'll be taking a day off from work tomorrow. While that's nice and all, I hate missing work and feel like I'm useless if I'm not there.

Buehler445 04-28-2013 05:13 PM

Glad you're OK Lumpy. That can be scary shit.

petegz28 04-28-2013 05:25 PM

Glad to hear you is ok!

Rain Man 04-28-2013 05:29 PM

I haven't read the whole thread, and I see a reference to "girl parts", so in my mind I'm going to assume it was some sort of chainsaw accident.

I'm glad you're doing well, lumpy, and that you didn't chop off anything vital.

LiveSteam 04-28-2013 05:44 PM

Thanks for the rep. Glad your home & feeling better.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_sj_U6vObUA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

crazycoffey 04-28-2013 06:40 PM

Mrs Coffey just had a cyst rupture a couple months ago, we thought it was an appendix bust. Sounds like it was a fraction of what you went through. We knew gonzo was worried, I could tell by the font he used. Glad your recovering

Setsuna 04-28-2013 06:50 PM

Just prayed now.

Msmith 04-28-2013 07:28 PM

God bless and have a full recovery.

007 04-28-2013 07:44 PM

Glad you are back and doing well Lumpy!!! Now you make Gonzo your little bitch for a while.

Simplicity 04-28-2013 07:47 PM

Glad you are feeling better, Lumpy. Make sure Gonzo is put to work to fulfill your needs.

lewdog 04-28-2013 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 9642196)
Now you make Gonzo your little bitch for a while.

Pretty sure she was doing that pre surgery.

Sorter 04-28-2013 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9642278)
Pretty sure she was doing that pre surgery.

Boom

MahiMike 04-28-2013 08:12 PM

Everybody loves Lumpy. Get well soon!

Lumpy 04-28-2013 09:03 PM

Wow, guys! I'm all out of rep and I've lost track of who I have/haven't repped. Edit: No worries, LiveSteam LMAO

All of you are just too kind and I truly appreciate the prayers and well wishes! Just a great group of awesome folks on this site... all of you! :thumb:

I'm still quite sore but I'm about to take some heavy-duty pain meds and that will help to take the edge off. I'm really bloated too, but that comes from them moving my organs around. Apparently, they had to move my organs up into my body cavity so they could get to my "girl parts" and do their thing. Thank God for anesthesia!

007 04-28-2013 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 9642278)
Pretty sure she was doing that pre surgery.

true. true

Gonzo 04-29-2013 12:57 AM

Lumpy is doing a bunch better, guys. She's really surprised at how many well-wishes she received. That really lifted her mood a little.

ChiTown 04-29-2013 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 9643114)
Lumpy is doing a bunch better, guys. She's really surprised at how many well-wishes she received. That really lifted her mood a little.

Really happy for you guys. Praying for a quick and full recovery.

Buck 04-29-2013 05:24 AM

Hey Lumpy and Gonzo,

I was pretty much away from CP all weekend and didnt see this thread, so sorry I didn't send my well wishes your way, but I'm glad it seems to be going well. Scary stuff.

Take it easy Lump, sounds like a pretty major surgery you had.

I'm glad you are ok.

bevischief 04-29-2013 06:20 AM

Done my friend.

Archie F. Swin 04-29-2013 07:19 AM

wait.....Lumpy is a girl?



...sheeee-yit

warrior 04-29-2013 07:22 AM

Good thoughts sent your way. :thumb:

Radar Chief 04-29-2013 07:30 AM

Damn Lumpy, I’m just now catching up on what happened over the weekend. Sorry to hear you had troubles but glad they’ve figured it out and got you healing again.
If you only miss uh day I think you’re doing good. Lab Counterpart’s daughter had a cyst removed and doc told her she’d be out of school for 3 weeks, of which she took full advantage.

Lumpy 04-29-2013 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin (Post 9643239)
wait.....Lumpy is a girl?



...sheeee-yit

LMAO I'm just as shocked as you are!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 9643257)
Damn Lumpy, I’m just now catching up on what happened over the weekend. Sorry to hear you had troubles but glad they’ve figured it out and got you healing again.
If you only miss uh day I think you’re doing good. Lab Counterpart’s daughter had a cyst removed and doc told her she’d be out of school for 3 weeks, of which she took full advantage.

3 weeks? Damn. As much as I would love to take that much time off from work, I just can't do it. I have too many projects going on. I will take it easy when I go back to work tomorrow, (no heavy lifting, light office duties only).

Saul Good 04-29-2013 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9643327)
LMAO I'm just as shocked as you are!



3 weeks? Damn. As much as I would love to take that much time off from work, I just can't do it. I have too many projects going on. I will take it easy when I go back to work tomorrow, (no heavy lifting, light office duties only).

Good thing sandwiches don't weigh much...

Lumpy 04-29-2013 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9643340)
Good thing sandwiches don't weigh much...

LMAO Smartass.

007 04-29-2013 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archie F. Swin (Post 9643239)
wait.....Lumpy is a girl?



...sheeee-yit

Yeah, Gonzo does post kind of feminine. LMAO

GloryDayz 04-29-2013 06:12 PM

From NOLA....I hope all is well family-wide... :)

Fish 04-29-2013 06:30 PM

Threads also sharing the front page:

His Dong Is Too Big

Durexperiment: Fundawear


I don't think these are coincidences....

Mr. Laz 04-30-2013 05:19 PM

I've always wondered if girls play with their awesome boobies when they are home and alone ... sort of a secret playtime that they don't tell anyone about.


And now Lumpy is home and alone ... recuperating :hmmm:

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-30-2013 05:34 PM

How's Lumpy doing? I had a dream that I went to Gonzo and Lumpy's place the other night. We had some chicken wings and talked shit on Luke Joekel. It was awesome.
Posted via Mobile Device

Lumpy 04-30-2013 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Laz (Post 9646703)
I've always wondered if girls play with their awesome boobies when they are home and alone ... sort of a secret playtime that they don't tell anyone about.


And now Lumpy is home and alone ... recuperating :hmmm:

<------- Went to work like a dumbass, (forgot about awesome boobie secret playtime). :facepalm:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie (Post 9646730)
How's Lumpy doing? I had a dream that I went to Gonzo and Lumpy's place the other night. We had some chicken wings and talked shit on Luke Joekel. It was awesome.
Posted via Mobile Device

LMAO

I'm feeling a little bit better, but still really sore and exhausted.

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-30-2013 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9646841)
<------- Went to work like a dumbass, (forgot about awesome boobie secret playtime). :facepalm:



LMAO

I'm feeling a little bit better, but still really sore and exhausted.

You'll be fine. Get some rest. Make Gonzo do shit.
Posted via Mobile Device

Lumpy 04-30-2013 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Dick Willie (Post 9646897)
You'll be fine. Get some rest. Make Gonzo do shit.
Posted via Mobile Device

No worries there. He's already taken care of everything and he's watching our son.

I'm curled up in bed, the windows are open, there's a light breeze, and I'm listening to the rain. Falling asleep early is inevitable. :thumb:

Sweet Daddy Hate 04-30-2013 07:49 PM

Awesome.
Posted via Mobile Device

Buehler445 04-30-2013 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9647043)
No worries there. He's already taken care of everything and he's watching our son.

I'm curled up in bed, the windows are open, there's a light breeze, and I'm listening to the rain. Falling asleep early is inevitable. :thumb:

I wish I could listen to rain :(

Glad you're feeling better. Make goddamn sure you take care of yourself.

Chiefshrink 04-30-2013 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 9647043)
I'm curled up in bed, the windows are open, there's a light breeze, and I'm listening to the rain. Falling asleep early is inevitable. :thumb:

Sometimes the scariest things in life force us to slow down and experience what really good life is all about( loving family and friends and an open window breeze listening to the rain fall). Glad all went well and will continue to pray for your recovery. :thumb:

SPchief 05-01-2013 02:02 AM

HTF did I miss this thread? Good to hear you're doing ok lump

Dayze 05-01-2013 02:13 AM

Hope your puss is doing well.



Seriously though, glad things worked out ok.
My wife had endometriosis and had surgery. She was in so much pain prior to surgery. Uhhgg.

Rausch 05-01-2013 03:30 AM

You're out of the woods.

Now's the time to hit him up for all that $3it you've wanted him to do forever...:evil:


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 11:21 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.