Does every one of our ****ing hitters pop shit up every ****ing at bat? JFC

Everyone of our hitters are going for the home run swing only to pop out to the 2nd baseman.

I think I might skip watching the rest of the game, build a fire out on the patio, and relax with another drink.

Beautiful weather > Royals sucking ass

Call up GIO, dfa getz....EJ should stay as a utility man

**** EJ...that guys is ****ing terrible

**** the socks..show those pitches again

He also can play more positions than getz, thats why he stays on the bench

So we're gonna lose another one of these, back to back, eh?

Put the game on the radio and you have a winner.

I hit like that would have been more useful when we had all the bases loaded.

4-6-3 DP....

These guys are hopeless. Utterly hopeless. What a weak ass bunch of pussies.

EASY OUT!!!

Billy Beane is jerking off in his office right now....

And here is where the game gets away from us because we are too inept to score more than 1 run

****ing geeky bastard

Why do that when I have you guys giving me updates. :)

Yes, I'm surfing CP outside. That's bad. :facepalm:

and Hud starts rooting for the A's????? "Let's see if they can do a little manufacturing here.." says Hud

that was a strike

JFC, with this Ump's zone, HTF can we only have 1 run?

This team is so hard to watch and enjoy. You just know there going to find a way to blow it. It's going to be another team where we have good pitching and not enough hitting to compete. It makes me mad, because we are better, just not "better' enough to matter.

God damn coco crisp is one ugly pos

Now the A's will do what the Royals could not....

Thanks to your fantastic idea I'm now sitting outside listening to the game and surfing cp.

flood gates about to open.

and this team can't hit shitty pitching...........jfc

This is some miserable baseball. Just awful.

3-1 before the end of this inning

That's bullshit!!

they did that shit to Shields last night too

And there we go

There you go. :thumb: I have a pretty good fire going and I'm smoking out the neighborhood. LMAO

Life is good.

So, that's how you get a runner home from 3rd with less than 2 outs?

LOL Royals.

Ballgame.

that's the ballgame

There's the game.

Everything but Gurthrie, Shields, and Santana is trash right now.

we are still better than the ASStros though.......but we just lost this game.

Coach went out to tell him, well, you lost. Get over it.

:hmmm:

Oh joy.

Keep telling yourself that. I'm sure it makes you feel better about this miserable team.

so back-back games against shit pitchers and we can't put up more than 1 run.

Horrible.

damnit

Well maybe frenchy will take a wrist breaking fastball this time up

Ned's post game presser:

"Santana pitched great. Our pitching is great. Their guy pitched great. We've just got to figure out how to get some hits, dag nabbit. Hosmer and Moose will hit, and Frenchy...did you see the way he caught that pop up to right tonight? And the fans love him. Oh well, the AL West is a very tough division, you know. And those Astros are tough. Hope we can eek out a win in our trip down there...."

I can't wait until we get 1 run a game against Astros pitching.

I just don't know WTF you do at this point?

"Dag nabbit" LMAO

Dang gunnit

Frenchy swinging at shit. What a shock

That's it, French...swing at those balls out of the zone

We're the best team in the MLB at hitting pop ups. Go team!

French, now 4 for his last 36.....good thing we played him

And at being in the perfect position to score, and not scoring.

I bet the Astros sweep us. We're back to playing 2012 Kansas City Royals baseball.

I have never seen 3/4 of a lineup slump at the same time for almost a month.

But he crushes leftys 2 years ago!

Most of our wins come after we are down.

There is no trainable explanation as to why Frenchy is on the roster.

Johnson is ****ing terrible....****ing terrible

you'd think if you had to jump across the plate to hit a ball you might not swing

What is the record for fewest home runs in a season post WWII?

that dipshit swung at the 1st pitch with bases loaded, 0 outs and the 2 guys ahead of him walked

Well, we better score in the 8th, because we're going to get Balfour in the 9th, and we won't get a sniff off him.

This could very easily be the road trip that sends our season to shit.

Last year, when Cain got hurt in Oakland, they lost 12 in a row. Failure in Oakland just ****s this team up for weeks.

Our hitters need to face Jonathan Sanchez every nite to have a chance.

We so need to get these kids hitting! Just wrong...

It figures we're going to get beat by a nerd on Star Trek night....

The Royals need more ads for hard liquor.

LMAO With Wilford Brimley in the stands, too. The Royals are catching the dork and the beetus tonight.

We fired Seitzer because Ned wanted us to hit for more power. We brought in 2, yes, 2 hitting coaches and look at us

game over......

2 games....
2 shitty pitchers...
2 runs scored....

Game on the line and the meat of our lineup can't get the ball out of the infield. ****butt.

Holy shit...

I swear, this team has no ****ing drive......that was a pathetic half inning for us.

Whenever Duffy and Paulino are ready to go I'd like to see the Royals trade a starting pitcher or two for some bats. I think we actually have a little depth there but we have too many black holes on the diamond for offense.

Dayton Moore......get your resume updated

We need a veteran power bat in our lineup.

Santana and Shields both got bent over by our ****ing pathetic offense. And the one guy who did any good last night got benched tonight for a guy who was 4 for his last 34 coming into the game tonight.

If I am correct this is what we have in our lineup tonight...

French....4 for his last 36 for a .111 avg over that span
Moose....1 for his last 27 for a .039 avg over that span


Those aren't slumps.....you don't go into a slump for 30+ AB's