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Raiderhater 11-05-2013 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10164254)
And you are voting to expand our shit procedures to other countries with a vote for handout grabbing Aussie. How can you not see the parallels here!?

Exactly. We can't let anyone get ahead of us in this world. We have to keep everyone at or below our level.

A vote for Australian handouts is a vote for American supremacy.

lewdog 11-05-2013 10:07 PM

Well it's time for me to go to bed. I actually HAVE a job.

MOhillbilly 11-05-2013 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10164260)
If I win, I will ensure Alex Smith is no longer the starting quarterback of the Kansas City Chiefs next year.

Why the **** is your rep green? You suck noob, drink a gallon of dick juice and die in a aids fire.

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10164269)
Same with Aussie. Figures that a native of a former prison colony would cheat the ****ing system.

I actually laughed at that one. That's a good one LMAO

Not actually all my ancestors were convicts, but that's a story for another time.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-05-2013 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10164271)
Just remember who originally nominated you:hmmm:

You will be my CO manager. Not asst. CO!

lewdog 11-05-2013 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 10164282)
I actually laughed at that one. LMAO

Not actually all my ancestors were convicts, but that's a story for another time.

Well since you don't have to work, I guess we have time for that story.....

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10164271)
Just remember who originally nominated you:hmmm:

How could I not?

My main man, Guru.

TimBone 11-05-2013 10:10 PM

If I win, the Jessica's(Alba/Biel) will be made available for the board to have their way with once a week. Ben Affleck will be made available for the likes of Prison Bitch and others of his kind.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-05-2013 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by lewdog (Post 10164287)
Well since you don't have to work, I guess we have time for that story.....

ROFL You're better at this than anyone has played along before.

Raiderhater 11-05-2013 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10164258)
Calling a long time member a n00b with a following insult pretty much demands a handle change.

That's just wrong.

In real life that'd be a cock-punch and a taxi cab ride home...

Meh, if it happens out side of a heated political campaign then cock punching is in order. Otherwise, I'm not taking it personal.

Shogun 11-05-2013 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164274)
Aussie is a Royals fan as well. I support his campaign for the same reason I supported yours. He's the best N00b for the job. You should umderstand this grass roots campaign better than most. I'm shamed you've been bribed by the crown.

I really like both of them, its all about parity. Landslides are boring!

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10164275)
Because you are a former King of the Noobs and LewDog is bringing the passion. I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign.

Boom. 2 million in the hat.

Rausch 11-05-2013 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 10164282)
I actually laughed at that one. LMAO

Not actually all my ancestors were convicts, but that's a story for another time.

America actually was a prison colony.

In fact great, great, Abasolom Rausch was a part of a small rebellion pissed off about not getting paid after the big Rev war.

He did not win, did not get paid, story didn't end well. But he was also quite the angry and indigent **** and at least pressed the issue...

Nightfyre 11-05-2013 10:12 PM

What did Mavericks Ace make 8 mult accounts or something? I demand an investigation with full disclosure.

Shogun 11-05-2013 10:13 PM

Papa Johns coupons people. Really hard hitting bribes here.

Mr. Flopnuts 11-05-2013 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 10164301)
I really like both of them, its all about parity. Landslides are boring!



Boom. 2 million in the hat.

So you're admission is while Aussie is the best candidate you'll vote for the drug addled candidate for shits and giggles. America, YOU decide!

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10164275)
Excellent post. Because you are a former King of the Noobs and LewDog is bringing the passion. And maybe make the race a little closer. I'll commit $2 Million in bribes to theelusiveeightrop campaign. No offense AussieChiefsfan. You are worthy.

None taken. A close game is more entertaining than a landslide.

Shit is real now.

MOhillbilly 11-05-2013 10:14 PM

Hell half the field joined in 2012

Cephalic Trauma 11-05-2013 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10164306)
America actually was a prison colony.

In fact great, great, Abasolom Rausch was a part of a small rebellion pissed off about not getting paid after the big Rev war.

He did not win, did not get paid, story didn't end well. But he was also quite the angry and indigent **** and at least pressed the issue...

Say something like this again and I will have nonconsensual sex with your face.

/my inner Richie Incognito

007 11-05-2013 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164284)
You will be my CO manager. Not asst. CO!

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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 10164294)
How could I not?

My main man, Guru.

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Mr. Flopnuts 11-05-2013 10:15 PM

1 BILLION CASINO DOLLARS TO ALL VOTES FOR AUSSIE!

Shogun 11-05-2013 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164314)
So you're admission is while Aussie is the best candidate you'll vote for the drug addled candidate for shits and giggles. America, YOU decide!

I did not once make any statement, stating that I felt Aussie is the best candidate. My man theelusiveeightrop Promises a nug in every stocking this christmas, a kiss for every baby, and a home playoff game at Arrowhead!

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10164306)
America actually was a prison colony.

In fact great, great, Abasolom Rausch was a part of a small rebellion pissed off about not getting paid after the big Rev war.

He did not win, did not get paid, story didn't end well. But he was also quite the angry and indigent **** and at least pressed the issue...

Bloody British.

But really, many don't want to accept that we all originate from Africa, either.

BigRedChief 11-05-2013 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10164319)
Say something like this again and I will have nonconsensual sex with your face.

/my inner Richie Incognito

ROFL

Shogun 11-05-2013 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164321)
1 BILLION CASINO DOLLARS TO ALL VOTES FOR AUSSIE!

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MOhillbilly 11-05-2013 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164321)
1 BILLION CASINO DOLLARS TO ALL VOTES FOR AUSSIE!

In

Rausch 11-05-2013 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 10164299)
Meh, if it happens out side of a heated political campaign then cock punching is in order. Otherwise, I'm not taking it personal.

Hell, I figure all is fair game in politics. There's really no morality or honor expected there.

I'd like to think we're more civil here.

His name should be Tadpole or pollywag...

Nightfyre 11-05-2013 10:16 PM

No one else is the least bit concerned that Mavericks Ace got 9 votes? Damn. Alex Smith ballwashing bandwagoners should be shot, not get votes.

Raiderhater 11-05-2013 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10164319)
Say something like this again and I will have nonconsensual sex with your face.

/my inner Richie Incognito

Georgia was actually founded as such.

BigRedChief 11-05-2013 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164321)
1 BILLION CASINO DOLLARS TO ALL VOTES FOR AUSSIE!

:shake: Thats not fair.

Nightfyre 11-05-2013 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164321)
1 BILLION CASINO DOLLARS TO ALL VOTES FOR AUSSIE!

Hell, you can change my vote for 1bn in casino cash.

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10164320)

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Raiderhater 11-05-2013 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 10164333)
No one else is the least bit concerned that Mavericks Ace got 9 votes? Damn. Alex Smith ballwashing bandwagoners should be shot, not get votes.

I'm more concerned that the bizzaro Chris616 has received two votes.

Nightfyre 11-05-2013 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 10164340)
I'm more concerned that the bizzaro Chris616 has received two votes.

That probably just means that one conspiracy nutter from DC voted for him in addition to him voting for himself.

BigRedChief 11-05-2013 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 10164340)
I'm more concerned that the bizzaro Chris616 has received two votes.

People will nominate posters just to see them get hammered in the poll. It's not a compliment.

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10164319)
Say something like this again and I will have nonconsensual sex with your face.

/my inner Richie Incognito

:LOL:

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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 10164330)

LMAO

007 11-05-2013 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164321)
1 BILLION CASINO DOLLARS TO ALL VOTES FOR AUSSIE!

one billion please. LMAO

Raiderhater 11-05-2013 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10164332)
Hell, I figure all is fair game in politics. There's really no morality or honor expected there.

I'd like to think we're more civil here.

His name should be Tadpole or pollywag...

Don't get me wrong, if the opposing campaign manager/mod wanted to change the guy's username to vindicate my original member status I would have zero complaints.......


But I would never ask for such a thing. o:-)

Rausch 11-05-2013 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Nightfyre (Post 10164333)
No one else is the least bit concerned that Mavericks Ace got 9 votes? Damn. Alex Smith ballwashing bandwagoners should be shot, not get votes.

I completely disagree.

I couldn't disagree with a guy more.

That said when we finally lose a game he'll have to eat more $#it than he deserves + some...

Shogun 11-05-2013 10:22 PM

Aussie, have you had any thought about who you are going to vote for?

You can't go wrong with theelusiveeightrop.

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10164358)
I completely disagree.

I couldn't disagree with a guy more.

That said when we finally lose a game he'll have to eat more $#it than he deserves + some...

You gotta give him kudos for winning that bet where he stated the Chiefs would win at least 9 this year, in week 9.

Raiderhater 11-05-2013 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164321)
1 BILLION CASINO DOLLARS TO ALL VOTES FOR AUSSIE!

I wasn't even going to accept any bribes for my already cast vote but, how does one pass up on that?

Raiderhater 11-05-2013 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 10164361)
Aussie, have you had any thought about who you are going to vote for?

You can't go wrong with theelusiveeightrop.


LMAO

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 10164361)
Aussie, have you had any thought about who you are going to vote for?

You can't go wrong with theelusiveeightrop.

Yeah, I went with him. Good poster.

I didn't even realize that he joined in the past year.

Raiderhater 11-05-2013 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10164348)
People will nominate posters just to see them get hammered in the poll. It's not a compliment.

I'm not talking about his being nominated; I'm talking about the fact that he has actually received two votes in this poll.

007 11-05-2013 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 10164338)

and the down under low five

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AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10164383)

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Shogun 11-05-2013 10:30 PM

BREAKING : AussieChiefsFan discovered as 'AbboChiefsFan' and is performing satanic rituals with vuvuzelas and warpaint in the middle of Sydney!

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AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Shogun (Post 10164401)
BREAKING : AussieChiefsFan discovered as 'AbboChiefsFan' and is performing satanic rituals with vuvuzelas and warpaint in the middle of Sydney!

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Aboriginal you say?

Kinda like the Australia version of a Chief?

Shogun 11-05-2013 10:33 PM

I know Chiefs, that is not how Chiefs carry themselves!

Rausch 11-05-2013 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiderhader (Post 10164357)
Don't get me wrong, if the opposing campaign manager/mod wanted to change the guy's username to vindicate my original member status I would have zero complaints.......


But I would never ask for such a thing. o:-)

I would.

Then again I have less pull here than Hawking in a jerk-room...

Rausch 11-05-2013 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 10164407)
Aboriginal you say?

Kinda like the Australia version of a Chief?

Yeah, only there's more than 5 of them...

Sorter 11-05-2013 10:39 PM

The top 2 candidates are exceptional, IMO.

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10164441)
The top 2 candidates are exceptional, IMO.

Can I still be part of the 2012 class?

I feet it was a quality class of n00bs.

Rausch 11-05-2013 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10164441)
The top 2 candidates are exceptional, IMO.

I mean no disrespect but I can't remember anything he's said.

If no 2 is to deserve the spot show a post, a link, something to show him off...

Sorter 11-05-2013 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by AussieChiefsFan (Post 10164450)
Can I still be part of the 2012 class?

I feet it was a quality class of n00bs.

Definitely.

Rausch 11-05-2013 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10164458)
Definitely.

:mad:

Sorter 11-05-2013 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10164455)
I mean no disrespect but I can't remember anything he's said.

If no 2 is to deserve the spot show a post, a link, something to show him off...

theelusiveeightrop has had several posts that make me think he's much more than he lets on. I can't remember any off the top of my head however.

Sorter 11-05-2013 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10164459)
:mad:

I can't control what group he wants to be a part of.

AussieChiefsFan 11-05-2013 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10164455)
I mean no disrespect but I can't remember anything he's said.

If no 2 is to deserve the spot show a post, a link, something to show him off...

That was my point. I very rarely post during the high-traffic times of the day. So many members who don't post on the site late at night, will very infrequently see me post.

BigRedChief 11-05-2013 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10164466)
I can't control what group he wants to be a part of.

You are still the reining King of the n00bs. You are the man. You answer to no one.

Sorter 11-05-2013 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRedChief (Post 10164473)
You are still the reining King of the n00bs. You are the man. You answer to no one.

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007 11-05-2013 10:52 PM

I should have been king of the n00bs in 2005 but BRC hadn't thought of the idea yet.

BigRedChief 11-05-2013 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10164481)
I should have been king of the n00bs in 2005 but BRC hadn't thought of the idea yet.

I blame drugs.

Shogun 11-05-2013 10:58 PM

theelusiveeightrop was a very important piece in getting the Royals back to their winning ways. They won over 3/4ths of the games that he started the thread for. theelusiveeightrop brings great mojo.

Fairplay 11-05-2013 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Guru (Post 10164481)
I should have been king of the n00bs in 2005 but BRC hadn't thought of the idea yet.




His ideas are few and far between.

007 11-05-2013 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Fairplay (Post 10164503)
His ideas are few and far between.

He makes kick ass jaegerbombs

lewdog 11-06-2013 06:46 AM

A VOTE for Aussie is a vote for non-working citizens of all countries.

BlackHelicopters 11-06-2013 06:49 AM

This "lady" will visit you upon your vote for me!
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BlackHelicopters 11-06-2013 06:51 AM

Don't miss out!
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Mr. Flopnuts 11-06-2013 06:57 AM

Shit. I wasn't planning on breaking out the Aussie pussy for at least a couple of more days...

BlackHelicopters 11-06-2013 06:59 AM

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007 11-06-2013 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 10164763)
Shit. I wasn't planning on breaking out the Aussie pussy for at least a couple of more days...

Leave NOTHING to chance my friend.:thumb:

BlackHelicopters 11-06-2013 07:03 AM

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Pasta Little Brioni 11-06-2013 07:38 AM

Thanks for the EXTRA mornin wood

OrtonsPiercedTaint 11-06-2013 07:43 AM

Doc Holiday in Tombstone, "I'm your Dingleberry"


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