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Titty Meat 06-10-2014 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10681838)
Hey I was a teenager with a golf bag full of VHS tapes and an extra large jug of Lubriderm. What was I supposed to do, NOT beat off vigorously to the treasure chest I found in my garage? If it makes you feel better, now days I'm back to just non-nude photos of celebrities.
I just googled Kate Moss naked. You should too.

Dayze 06-10-2014 10:18 AM
there was a chick in a movie in my teen stash called "Depraved Innocent" (lol), and there was a chick in there that had great cans. Forget her name though. It was so corny and lame. but pre-internet, it was awesome.

lcarus 06-10-2014 10:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681847)
I just googled Kate Moss naked. You should too.
Holy lord. I'd break her in two. If I was more of a man I mean.

Dayze 06-10-2014 10:26 AM
she told me 'give me 12" and hurt me". so I banged her 4 times and punched her in the face.

lcarus 06-10-2014 10:29 AM
hahahahahha

Buehler445 06-10-2014 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10681869)
she told me 'give me 12" and hurt me". so I banged her 4 times and punched her in the face.
ROFL

rico 06-10-2014 10:42 AM
Just watched all those Chasey Lane has hit rock bottom videos... unbelievable.

Dayze 06-10-2014 10:43 AM
I need to watch them.

I watched something on Netflix; can't remember the exact name of it; I think it was "Life After Pron'....something to that effect.

that Asia Carrera chick I guess went and got her Masters (or Bachelors). Basically got out of pron and got an education etc. Many of the others were just as you would expect.

lcarus 06-10-2014 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10681906)
Just watched all those Chasey Lane has hit rock bottom videos... unbelievable.
The guy from Bloodhound Gang could probably eat her ass now if he wanted. :eek:

Titty Meat 06-10-2014 10:48 AM
http://www.ohmagif.com/wp-content/up...king-there.gif

tooge 06-10-2014 10:53 AM
I'd **** me

rico 06-10-2014 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10681921)
The guy from Bloodhound Gang could probably eat her ass now if he wanted. :eek:
Haha yeah, he could probably get it done for a freaking teener bag.

rico 06-10-2014 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Chocolate Hog (Post 10681928)
LMAO, I've seen that clip before, but can never figure out what it is that she's doing.

Dayze 06-10-2014 11:02 AM
I think she's adjusting her microphone unit thingy

GloryDayz 06-10-2014 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by rico (Post 10681947)
LMAO, I've seen that clip before, but can never figure out what it is that she's doing.
And what's really funny is the doode sitting behind the dark-haired lady is the one who's going to catch hell from the wife when he gets home, accused of working with floosies, getting BoBo wet prolly every day for the last 5 years, and never get laid again...

crazycoffey 06-10-2014 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10681869)
she told me 'give me 12" and hurt me". so I banged her 4 times and punched her in the face.
Thief

lcarus 06-10-2014 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10682324)
Thief
He stole your girlfriend? And with a 3 inch pecker at that. :D

Jilly 06-12-2014 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10680021)
dude has jilly even posted on here in the last 2 years?
Yes. It's been rare. But I have.

Rausch 06-12-2014 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 10686518)
Yes. It's been rare. But I have.
http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/i.../VW-OhSnap.gif

Jilly 06-12-2014 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10686528)
And I'd let Sully sleep with any one of you. It would just reinforce how awesome I am.

Fire Me Boy! 06-12-2014 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 10686533)
And I'd let Sully sleep with any one of you. It would just reinforce how awesome I am.

YESSS!

loochy 06-12-2014 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 10686533)
And I'd let Sully sleep with any one of you. It would just reinforce how awesome I am.
good, because he's hawt

Jilly 06-12-2014 12:39 PM
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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 10686560)
good, because he's hawt
I should have stayed lurking

Katipan 06-12-2014 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 10686588)
I should have stayed lurking
No. I was going to privately squeal hi to you by rep but now it's going public so you have to post again. Well I guess you don't HAVE to but it would be like ignoring a friend at the mall.

Katipan 06-12-2014 12:43 PM
Hi Jilly!!

Dayze 06-12-2014 12:46 PM
Jilly; let us (me and the wife) next time you and Sully are in town. Haven't seen you guys for FOREVER.

Jilly 06-12-2014 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10686592)
No. I was going to privately squeal hi to you by rep but now it's going public so you have to post again. Well I guess you don't HAVE to but it would be like ignoring a friend at the mall.
Oh no, I made eye contact!

Jilly 06-12-2014 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10686603)
Jilly; let us (me and the wife) next time you and Sully are in town. Haven't seen you guys for FOREVER.
Ummmmm....we live here now. LOL! Unless you mean in the next town over from here.

Jilly 06-12-2014 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10686592)
No. I was going to privately squeal hi to you by rep but now it's going public so you have to post again. Well I guess you don't HAVE to but it would be like ignoring a friend at the mall.
Does this mean I have to break out the aqua net?

Pepe Silvia 06-12-2014 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by lcarus (Post 10681829)
Sorry to turn this into the "90s porn stars who turned into disgusting ooze dripping infectious whores with ruptured colons" thread for a minute, but I used to love this chick. But now.....but NOW.....

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/OZvsWKn6nzM" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
No way, that was the hot chick in Orgazmo? Oofa

Dayze 06-12-2014 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 10686608)
Ummmmm....we live here now. LOL! Unless you mean in the next town over from here.
you moved back?? I thought he took a job coaching somewhere outside of KC

Jilly 06-12-2014 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10686617)
you moved back?? I thought he took a job coaching somewhere outside of KC
We were in Texas for a bit, then moved back and he coached an hour from here, but we lived in Independence. Now Lee's Summit.

Dayze 06-12-2014 12:56 PM
well shit! haha.
Ok.....I'll let the Mrs. know. I'm sure she thinks the same thing I did lol

Jilly 06-12-2014 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10686633)
well shit! haha.
Ok.....I'll let the Mrs. know. I'm sure she thinks the same thing I did lol
Aren't we all friends on FB? LOL!!!

Fire Me Boy! 06-12-2014 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10686633)
well shit! haha.

Ok.....I'll let the Mrs. know. I'm sure she thinks the same thing I did lol

Swingers, eh? Giggity.

Dayze 06-12-2014 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 10686643)
Aren't we all friends on FB? LOL!!!
I'm not a smart man.
http://jbournesblog.files.wordpress....orrestgump.jpg

Dayze 06-12-2014 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 10686644)
Swingers, eh? Giggity.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/377...-candles-o.gif GIFSoup

Chief Roundup 06-12-2014 01:04 PM
One of the female posters. Just sayin

Jilly 06-12-2014 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10686650)
LMAO Well.........We'll still hang out with you.

Dayze 06-12-2014 01:06 PM
she'll probably make me wait in the car.

Mr. Plow 06-12-2014 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10686663)
she'll probably make me wait in the car.
It's probably for the best.

Dayze 06-12-2014 01:35 PM
If I'm alone in my car in that scenario.....one possible outcome.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/262...nd-chong-a.gif

Katipan 06-12-2014 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Dayze (Post 10686762)
If I'm alone in my car in that scenario.....one possible outcome.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/262...nd-chong-a.gif
I will keep your wife's seat warm while they keep your wife's seat warm.


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