I'm not surprised. You'd be a giant pain in the ass on an HOA board.

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Dude, we are.

If he could see that, you weren't wearing much.

Yep. I have a gook neighbor and love him to death. Haven't missed a Royal game at his house in over 3 years. The only time he grinds my gears is when him or his dragon lady wife are trying to parallel park in front of my house. It's like watching a Middle Eastern guy walk through an airport without reaching for his box cutter.

Well, that IS the point of an HOA, after all.

And, that kind of gave me a semi.

I didn't miss the point. You used a terrible example. The reason people's first take on Chicago violence would likely be that it involved blacks is because.....

If there's that level of violence, it usually involved blacks, to the tune of 70% of the incidents despite being only 30% of the population.

If you wanted to make a valid point, you should have chosen a city where the percentage was in accordance with the population percentage.

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She may have laid out my "skinny jorts" just to make me look like a dork, yes.

Right. No shit. You missed the point.

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Please, do clarify the point so that I'm no longer missing it. Also, please note any issues that truth and percentages might (just might, mind you) cause with your theory.

Growing up in a racist household, I can somewhat understand where the opposition is coming from. My dad was a cornball racist who hated anybody who wasn't white and Christian. Using that negative influence, I've been able to overcome a lot of that hatred. Now, I'd label myself as a black man in white skin. For example,

1. I own 3 Kevin Hart DVD's
2. I only smoke Newports
3. My snapchat name is trayvonmartin
4. I have a closet full of Ecko shirts (shoplifted of course)

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And that's why you didn't get on the board.

Coming from the most obvious troll this site has seen in the past 5 years. Go wrestle some more trouser snakes.

troll game is slightly improving. you still have much to learn young one.

jealous sophomoric troll is jealous.

No. He's one of the most entertaining trolls on the board. The dude is funny.

Do you think you could take a break from your skin flute performance and teach me some lessons, Elder Troll Sanchez?

Not really. His routine is all old /b stuff. He's probably a redditor or 9gagger.

Oh, you're that guy. I still don't know what "/b" is, and 9gagger sounds like a monthly subscription website that you have down discretely on your credit card.

Yup, definitely redditbundle of sticks or 9gagbundle of sticks.

9gagger is the nickname of the dead dude from the hot dog eating contest. He tried to eat 9 at once supposedly. Paramedics were powerless.

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Sounds like something a freshman frat boy getting hazed would have to sit through for initiation.

Enough of KC_Native's wet dreams about bukkakes, let's get back to the racism.

I was trying to shift it from racism TO bukkakes. Anything but the racism shit!

I feel like we're finally getting to know confused. We can thank racism for that.

And 9gagger. Whatever the F that is.

9gag is a /b knock off.

I like your game Rico Suave.

If we're on the subject of bukkakes, I was the first guy in my frat house to successfully nail a school staff member at a party. She was the custodian and didn't speak a lick of English, but she had a beaver that would make any taxidermist moan. My nickname was Sal the Plumber, because I laid a lot of pipe.

I wouldn't admit to understanding what that is either.

sounds like a really big dick.

His point is, the Washington Redskins are fine and dandy.

Thanks for that vote of confidence NotYetDetoxed.

Sounds like someone choking on a really big dick

Yeah get to the bukkake part. If you and your frat buddies were half the bukkakists (bukkakers?) that we were back in my day, that custodian would have looked something like that afterwards.

http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/lif...or-decal-4.jpg

Except not carbonite...

Does the color of the dick matter? Would there be less of an outrage if it was a black dick being beaten?

I bet if it was a white woman beating the black dick, there'd be a ton of outrage around here. Amirite?

Check out 9gagger.com comments section. You'll find your outrage there.

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Is it safe for work?

Back and the day you blew your load on dudes?

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I thought maybe your foreign custodian looked a bit like Harrison Ford covered in....carbonite? Here I found a better one

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You ever been to Mercer University in Macon Georgia? Some of the best pipe I've ever laid in my life. One of my favorite stories was the starting small forward on the women's basketball season. Even though her coinpurse smelled like Casey Anthony's trunk, she knew how to make love.

website is 9gag and no, it is not safe for work.

To be honest, this ****in site is not safe for work many times. I try to keep it that way.

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Was she a nappy headed ho?

Don Imus approved. This sista made Missy Elliott look like Marie Antoinette.

Because of all the cake?

So she gave good head?

Hell my coin purse would smell like Casey Anthony's trunk if I put up 30 and 15 like that chick did. You nailed directly after the monster game she had against East Tennessee State?

Wait.... are we now outraged because Icarus was going Bukake all over the white men, or are we considering that a good thing because he's an equal opportunity race/sex gender spigot?

Well....come on now. It is Harrison Ford. Ohhhhhhh Indy!

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I suspect Katipan will approve that message.

She was sauteed in cocoa butter.
I never let her mouth touch my johnson. Only my sphincter (she gave me an anteater).
Exactly! They said Taniqua Jackson was good at 2 things in college: offensive rebounds and Polish Bikerides.

I would pay money to watch.

But only the originals.

Didn't care for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull****? Ended the same way....covered in....carbonite. Only missing an eye this time.

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They do look Greek. Greeks are pretty hot-headed.

We all look alike.

Where the **** is the manager?

Dats MY pee-can waffle biatch!!

On the phone calling the cops.

"Scuttlebutt" is alive and well.

Started out civil enough. First one to tear off the other ones wig and pants gets the waffle. Then that squeegee handle got involved and call jerry springer

I keep thinkin someones at my door but its just junebugs hoppin around. God damn it.

jeez dude. Really?

Sure we do. And we have front yards without cars on the grass.

Um yeah. Few people here bitch more than you.

'cause men get lucky sometimes

My life is boring. I need more Waffle House in it.

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That is actually hilarious.

I laughed.

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Lock this shit down, we have a winner.

[QUOTE=confused;10736320]The blacks are good at two things: fist fights, and talking in movie theaters.[/QUOTe

Word up! A truer statement has never been written on this board.

That waffle house was in the jungle?

That city needs to ban guns.

Oh wait....

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