Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10797275)

I for one would prefer to have no part of the Cock Pleasuring club.

BTW - Rain Man mentioned the following criteria:
1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

I imagine this to be the uniform:

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 10795599)

Get the Captain to say the word and as equipment manager I'll issue you a letter.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10797522)

Okay, it looks like Dante is in...

Originally Posted by Fried Meat Ball! (Post 10797595)

So I'm in the cool club?

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10797650)

Rain Man, if I promise to do your math homework all semester can I be a member of the cool kids club?

Originally Posted by digger (Post 10798590)

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes
5. Yes

Originally Posted by Dante84 (Post 10798664)

Hook it up, AC! Gotta get those letters on my jacket so the popular girls will give me handies.

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10798716)

It sounds like you're in.

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 10798750)

Got it!

Originally Posted by Sorter (Post 10799000)

I'd appreciate a CP QC letter

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10797522)

Okay, it looks like Dante is in and big smoke is in and wazu is in. Ringleader is in if he gives me a 50-word essay about why the Ferris Bueller Seurat scene is so brilliant.

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 10799163)

Sent Kyle a pm but want to make this public so I don't sound like a whiny bitch.I got a good laugh but would prefer not to have CP Cheer,varsity or anything like it in my space.Thanks.

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 10799163)

Sent Kyle a pm but want to make this public so I don't sound like a whiny bitch.I got a good laugh but would prefer not to have CP Cheer,varsity or anything like it in my space.Thanks.

Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 10799163)

Sent Kyle a pm but want to make this public so I don't sound like a whiny bitch.I got a good laugh but would prefer not to have CP Cheer,varsity or anything like it in my space.Thanks.

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 10795684)

For those who fail to make the cut, feel free to talk to Katipan. I hear she is always in need of cheerleaders.

Current logo for that squad is below.
http://www.holehigh.com/cp_cheer.png

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10799387)

Hole high . Com

Really, Austin?? LMAO

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 10799491)

Hate to disappoint your filthy imagination but... it was orignally a GOLF site. Hole high = http://i.word.com/idictionary/hole-high

Now its just a junk site for testing crap for various clients.

But I do like that our head cheerleader's dirty mind immediately goes there... well done!

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 10799491)

Hate to disappoint your filthy imagination but... it was orignally a GOLF site. Hole high = http://i.word.com/idictionary/hole-high

Now its just a junk site for testing crap for various clients.

But I do like that our head cheerleader's dirty mind immediately goes there... well done!

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 10800509)

Btw. I have decided to set a Varsity limit of 53 players. The Cheer Team will be limited to 30 members.

So Cheer is actually the harder squad to qualify for.. plus you have to impress Katipan, no easy task.

Rainman and Katipan, feel free to cut/add members at your discretion, just let me know.

(This should be good...) :evil:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10799387)

Hole high . Com

Really, Austin?? LMAO

Originally Posted by Canofbier (Post 10800719)

QUEEN ME, KATTY!

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/KuvRRPq-AtY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 10800509)

Btw. I have decided to set a Varsity limit of 53 players. The Cheer Team will be limited to 30 members.

So Cheer is actually the harder squad to qualify for.. plus you have to impress Katipan, no easy task.

Rainman and Katipan, feel free to cut/add members at your discretion, just let me know.

(This should be good...) :evil:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10800986)

Is that a challenge? I can make the varsity team harder to qualify for.

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 10800509)

Btw. I have decided to set a Varsity limit of 53 players. The Cheer Team will be limited to 30 members.

So Cheer is actually the harder squad to qualify for.. plus you have to impress Katipan, no easy task.

Rainman and Katipan, feel free to cut/add members at your discretion, just let me know.

(This should be good...) :evil:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10794980)

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

Originally Posted by DomerNKC (Post 10802800)

WTH?

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 10794980)

Criteria:

1. Did you log at least 12 games in a Chiefsplanet uniform last season by posting at least once in a game thread?

2. Did you post at least 75 times in game threads over the course of the season?

3. Did you vote in at least 150 of the SceneItAll tournament heats?

4. Have you posted at least one photo of an attractive woman in one of the picture threads?

5. Did you put up at least three threads in the offseason that garnered more than 25 responses?


If you can provide documentation of all of these, you get a CP varsity letter.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10801084)

But can you make your team harder?

Im at work for a few more hours. Any emasculation will have to wait.

Originally Posted by Dinny Blues (Post 10803152)

I don't think I meet any of rainman's qualifiers, so no varsity for me. But...

I started the Herm Fired thread.

I once got a positive rep from katipan for making her laugh.

I am real good with my hands. (multiple musical instruments)

I am always up for supporting cheerleaders in most every conceivable way.

I can melt butter with my mere presence, and prefer it strained through the sheerest panties. (I was out of cheesecloth and the wife didn't care)

Dinny

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10803174)

These are very good points. I think you're more than man enough to be a CP cheerleader. Lonewolf too but I confess he gets extra points for being an arm length away from me and he didn't try to get me drunk. Canobier worries me. Not sure you two should be alone with him in the locker room but since we don't have a drill team or JV squad I would feel bad about leaving him out.

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10803314)

You heard the lady Austin. Hook it up.

Can't wait until we work on stunts. Kati make sure to wear bloomers that day. We don't want any slip of the fingers if you know what I mean.

Originally Posted by crazycoffey (Post 10809876)

You got a team and a cheer squad, who's the leader of the band?

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10803174)

These are very good points. I think you're more than man enough to be a CP cheerleader. Lonewolf too but I confess he gets extra points for being an arm length away from me and he didn't try to get me drunk. Canobier worries me. Not sure you two should be alone with him in the locker room but since we don't have a drill team or JV squad I would feel bad about leaving him out.

Originally Posted by rad (Post 10809941)

I don't know, but I got a rusty trombone at a yard sale yesterday.

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10810289)

For those not familiar with the term "rusty trombone":
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_trombone

Originally Posted by Flybone McTimmerson (Post 10810313)

Explaining the joke takes the funny out of it.

Ya gotta let the people who get it, get it. And those who don't understand will google for themselves.

Originally Posted by Gadzooks (Post 10810361)

For lunch today, I'm having a "Alabama hot pocket" and "Boston Pancake" with "Strawberry Shortcake" for desert.

Problem solved...