your wifes coffee sucks bro. get a secretary.

don't want to pat myself on the back too much.. But this was a hell of a post

Sorry but fishy poosay is a deal breaker. I wouldn't want to be stuck with that.

Vagina smell test:

"If it smells like cologne, leave it alone!"

"If it smells like fish, it's a tasty dish!"

Total BS in my experience.

Don't **** up the rotation BMD...

"If it's rank - she's a skank."

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LOL! I still laugh my ass off at this scene every time I see it

If your body or any part smells bad, you're not healthy. Medical folks are only going to look for pathology not for some non-optimal health condition or some non-pathology condition that could be causing this. I'm surprised they didn't find some kind of bacterial infection. Did she leave a tampon up there and forget? That happens.

Same for when you sweat. It shouldn't stink.


Googling might help. I found this.
http://lifetickler.com/smelling-a-fi...n-your-thighs/

I never realized how badly smokers smell until after I quit. My wife would always make me brush my teeth before sex back then and I never understood why. Now I do.

Cigarette smoke is nasty.

Also, sometimes I sleepturbate without realizing it. Then when I go to take a leak, I get a whiff of stale man gravy. Yuck......

Smelly cat, smelly cat what are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat it's not your fault...

If God made coochy perfect all the time men wouldn't get nothing done.

Truth.

If you can get past the smell you got it licked

Can we get an update, Mike?
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pretty sure mike died of toxic shock syndrome PEP........

She boinking the mailman Mahi??

If this is still a problem for any of you or your ladies, try suggesting a woman's health probiotic. The vagina is a trove of bacteria (good ones and bad ones) the body regulates its acid level (ph) to kill off most of the bad ones and leave the good ones. When the Ph is off balance due to stress or bad digestive health, the bad bacteria can overwhelm and cause a yeasty-beasty or other, um, odors.

Women's health probiotic are available a vaginal suppositories (think of the fun you can have helping her insert it!) Or oral probiotics and they go through the digestive tract and through natural wiping action, enough healthy bacteria "migrate" into the vagina and repopulate.

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How this tread isn't in the HOC is beyond me

Maybe trying changing your avatar?

and the G men are coming.

Does it still smell?

Yo mahi, I'd go down on your wife for you

Have you tried spraying it down with some febreeze

[QUOTE=MahiMike;11310882]All the time it smells nasty and honestly no matter what she wears, it's always gross smelling. She has a clean bill of health, just a nasty odor. She cleans it regularly, but it has a fishy smell, and white toilet paper left behind pieces. She goes to the obgyn, but they say nothing is wrong. She took a yeast infection pill, but the smell never left. I'm really worried about it. What can the smell be?

Please research body ph balance. Many suffer from acidic or basic body balances. These can cause a smell even when they are clean. It is also possible she has severe candida. Another research topic. Good luck.

I hope this message finds Michael and his wife’s mahi mahi well.

He needs to quit jerking off with whatever he's using. It's ****ing up her ph.

By some stroke of good luck, I apparently missed this one back in 2015

Man alive, I would never even think of divulging something like that here LMAO

Mike, baby... don't give these animals clean shots like that, maintain your dignity at all costs

You getting forgetful in your old age, Easy? :p

http://https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=11311359&postcount=71

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Daaaaaang thats creepy, how did you dredge that up so fast? :eek:

Did you have that dialed up since 2015, just waiting for the right moment to spring it?!

BURN YOU WITCH BURN

LMAO Naw, I DID miss this back then and so I read through it earlier. When you said you missed it I was all :spock: So I did a quick check. You have a couple of other posts as well.

Get use to it man. It's what's for dinner.

*cautiously backs out of the thread, until it all blows over*

I'm so glad this is my first post in this thread.

Any update on how her ass smells?

I'm bookmarking this

I'll bring it up in 5 years just to **** with you.

Its her pussy that stinks, not her ass. Please try and keep up

kind of like poop, probably

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

-Gay Horse

Does your wife stay out with "girl friends" before this smell?

Mine smells like pumpkin spice. I drives the middle aged white women crazy

Had a friend who said his girlfriend at the times pussy smelled so bad he was going to bottle it for a fish attractor...he said he would wash his finger several times and the odor wouldnt come off.
I said we could name the fish attractor "PERMACARP".... :)

A man ain't gots no time fo stanky pussy

My roommate when i was stationed at McDill hooked up with this chick. We went to hang out at her place one weekend with a few other people. He and said chick decided to head to the bedroom which was right off the living room. When they were done and came back out, the funk was so bad that everyone just excused themselves and left. Later on, i asked him if that was his first time with her. He said no, and that he liked the smell. I guess there's someone for everyone

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That's why they call him MahiMike

Maybe he was licking the wrong hole.....

I remember one of the first times I ran into this issue, the only way to describe it to a buddy of mine was that it smelled like the elephants at the zoo.

She's gotta quit to letting everyone creampie her.

Horton Smells a Hoo-hoo

LOL

How many calories are there in eating pussy?



It depends on which way she wipes

You're nasty and I love it!

NSFW lyrics

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Where do you think the term stank leg came from?

Maybe she's had one to many " nightcrawlers" stored away in there? Get ya one of those big ole slug bugs to stick in there for a few days, that will ripen the old cooter up!

True story. When i was just a wee lad growing up in rural Kansas. We used coffee grounds in our garden to get them to come to the surface. Some killer bait! Nightcrawlers that is, not stinky pussies

Holy crap....a flashback to Cat Ballou in a thread.

Stinks to be you.

There is a very simple solution. Get a sex change operation and then you'd both have smelly vaginas.

Way too much Info in this post.

Sounds like you should have tested the poon before asking her to marry you.

You don't test the poon, the poon tests you

Posted for the intro.

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ROFL

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Either way, this dudes wife my want to get some summer eve up in that.

I wonder what happened to OP. Dude posted multiple times a day every day and then one day in early 2021 he just goes *poof

Probably offed himself after reading this thread

No wonder Mike had a pic of a fish as his Avatar

Or his wife poon's smell killed him.

It would suck to be married to a tuna can.

I bet the divorce was nasty!

It's condensed, dilute it

Would you return after reading what everyone is saying about your wifes smelly pussy?

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