I had a premonition a couple of weeks ago that this is going to be a magical Chiefs season. I don't usually have premonitions, so I take this one pretty seriously.

I'll just leave this here...

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Who cares. It's a league chock full of 6-10 to 10-6 teams, all decided by how the ball bounces, or by who gets hurt. You can basically interchange all but the 6 best and 6 worst teams in the league every year. Rate us 24, rate us 14, whatever. It's all the same.

LOL

You know enough to be dangerous.

i dont agree with this

Silly.

The Chiefs are easily a top 10 team unless Houston sits out...if he does, I wouldn't be shocked to see us have a 6-10/7-9 type year.

Will the Chiefs win the AFCW this year? A top ten team should probably do so.

I think it will be very close, Pablo.

I can see this team making it to the AFCCG, TBH. (I've NEVER said anything like that about a Chiefs team, either...even though I tend to be optimistic)

Very little weaknesses and a lot of strengths that match up to today's nfl model of big winning teams

Elite pass rush
Lots of playmakers on offense
Strong run game
Bad ass secondary
Doesn't turn the ball over
Causes turnovers
Good coaching
Elite speed on the outside
Handful of players on basically one year deals

I really like our chances to make a lot of noise

2 of the ton 10 teams will not win a division.

Just sayin'.

No need to be scared. My inability to take off of grass fields which are simulated on pavement has kept me grounded.

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Yep and we've improved our WR. Maclin > Bowe. Wilson for a whole season > The WRs we were starting before Wilson started to emerge last season. And if Conley plays to even half his potential this year, we'll be set.
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Popping wheelies is fun.


I have only had one student fail his checkride on the first try (out of 30-35 that got their private), coincidentally he was probably my best student. What did he fail?

Soft-Field Takeoff

Popped the wheelie perfectly, lifted off and touched down again. Bust.

You are not alone. ;)

I sucked at dead reckoning and pilotage too.

Also, it's hard to do S-turns across the road when winds are only like 3 knots

Vegas odds have us ranked #14 out of 32 in NFL and #7 out of 16 in AFC

http://www.vegasinsider.com/nfl/odds/futures/

17 to 1 odds to win AFC Championship

Hard to argue that.

Clay and Discuss say its 9-7 at best, and that's with a ton of breaks, so that's what I'm going with.

The team hasn't improved one little bit from last year, in fact, it might even be worse at 8-8...

S-turns are easy over western Kansas. It's a gigantic 1x1 mile grid with 1/2 mile field roads.


I loved simulated engine failures while doing S-Turns. It kept my students on their toes. :fire:

You evil bastard.

10-12 in their last 22

it's a flawed team that rearranged the deck chairs on the titanic during the offseason

Players lost:

Rodney Hudson
Dwayne Bowe

Players gained:

Maclin
Grubbs
Morse (I'm listing him because he will upgrade one of the line spots)
Devito
Peters (easily better than Owens, so he is an upgrade at minimum in nickel packages)
DJ
Branch
Fisher, Ford, Thomas, Gaines and Wilson with a full offseason.

Yeah, I'm sure we will be a bad football team.

#24? really?.

Truth is they are a perennial .500ish club give or a take a game or two.
Should be a solid #11- #16 FWIW.

Generally overlooked by the national media, and they are not a sexy pick so when ever these meaningless rankings are done they are always overlooked for lesser teams.

smart money says missed the playoffs last year so they are right on schedule for yet another respectable season 9-7, 10-6, complimented by a one and done playoff trip.

They won't be bad. But they are not close to being a legitimate contender. At best a wild card team, and a geriatric Peyton Manning will be more than enough to keep them down once again.

BTW, DJ and Devito are done, and Fisher and Ford are wastes of skin. Branch is nothing.

You are also putting a lot on the rookies.

So far not one rookie has really been a big contributor under Dorsey in his first season.

If Morse and Peters are Grunhard and Hasty out of the box, you might have something. I suspect both will be disappointing though. At least initially.

:facepalm:

keg said it best: the Chiefs are in that middle pack of teams where a good bounce here and there is is the difference between 6-10 and 10-6.

They make the playoffs? Whoopie, they're still getting bounced in the first round unless they play Cinci or the '15 AFC equivalent to last year's Cardinals.

Morse will be better than either starting guard from last year and by a lot. I doubt he is a world beater, but I find it hard to believe he would be worse than McGlynn or Fulton (even though Fulton was a lot better down the stretch)

Peters will be better than Owens.

That's unrealistic?

ILS into Dallas Love
GPS into Horseshoe Bay
VOR into Wiley Post


That was my day. Hard IFR all day.

He might not even be a guard.

Peters is not even playing the slot. He's got some learning to do. Probably get burned a bit.

I asked a more accurate version of the question in this thread to a four striper who was dead heading on a flight I was on last month. At first he had the kind of "I hate dumb questions" reaction but realized I was talking about stuff that not every Tom, Dick and Harry would ask.

He then needled me for not getting my ticket and wondered why I wasn't trying to break into commercial aviation.

You are shit tier in football knowledge.

Just stop. You love shitting on this team, and come December you'll fall right in line while BossChief talks about next year and how good it's gonna be in year four.

Nah, he's street level, . . . in a slum in India

His football knowledge emerges largely unchanged from how his poverty curry enters.

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That looks like our offense.

I do shit on this team when they deserve it. I also shit on stupid football takes like yours.

Gotta give credit where credit is due. No one can deny your ambition. You've seen the writing on the wall regarding legitimate achievement in your life. So you've take the unorthodox path of not just being wrong about football, but wronger than any dumbass in the history of saying dumb shit about shit you know nothing about.

One way or another, people will remember you.

https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/...ony.gif?w=1000

They see me trollin..

LMAO I love the offseason.

Seriously though. Wtf is that thing in your avatar?

Link?

Yeah, well, ya know that's just like, their opinion, man.

Direckshun's whore mother

It's what happens when one makes a Croyle highlight video to "Count on me" by Default ROFL ROFL

Too high

Exactly.

They should be below the Jags and Raiders. Probably 30-32.

the only thing more worthless than power rankings are preseason power rankings

Who would have guessed that a team with a head coach that inexplicably shits his pants on gameday with the ABSOLUTE WORST SITUATIONAL PLAYCALLING IN RECENT MEMORY would be ranked low on the list? I mean, Andy Reid probably jerks it to the deciding play of the Superbowl 3-4 times on a daily basis. We could pound the ball in for the win easily with our monstrously talented back, but no, lets throw the ****ing thing for no apparent reason other than pure, unadulterated lunacy. Oh. We lost the football game?

I Gotta do a better job...........

Throw in a completely new and unproven group of guys on the offensive line to protect the most timid quarterback in recent memory along with a knack for ignoring the all world running back in the backfield, and one might suggest that 24 is far too high on that list to be ranked.

but its Smiths fault /CP101

This is the absolute truth.

I say 33...

Some of you will be beggin' for a ride on the Bandwagon by November.

I'll be driving it. And I'll be looking to run some fools over!

:D

That seems crazy.

Have they not even noticed this is System Year 3/Playing Year 11 for our QB?

Both of those point to dramatic upswings which should have easily pushed us into the Top 10.

Of course you will, looking at Reids recent Post November success, the only fool that will be ran over is most likely you...

Wheels are usually off shortly after Nov 16th according to Reids 4-10 record...

Well, duh.

It's hard to focus when the holiday season is coming up. Reid has turkey and pie on the mind 24/7 as soon as he finishes off the kids' Halloween candy.

you owe me a new keyboard..... ROFL

Question: What the **** was Andy Reid (or moreover, John Dorsey) supposed to do with the OL this year?

Draft 1000 guys? Spend a billion dollars on a ****ing C in addition to the Grubbs trade?

SB Nation averaged out our ranking between NFL, USA Today, ESPN and CBS... came out to #16.

http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2015/5/1...patriots-49ers

Meanwhile, teams like Miami, Carolina, San Diego and Cincy came out ahead... LMAO

Man, **** those teams, what a joke... since when were the bengals, fins and panthers sexy picks? Andy Dalton is some kind of monster?

Atleast NFL.com knows whats up and had us at 8th.

Easy this is a playoff team this year

i honestly would have the AFC rankings as follows....

1. Broncos
2. Colts
3. Bengals
4. Patriots
5. Chiefs
6. Bills
7. Dolphins
8. Ravens
9. Jets
10. Steelers

No question about it, and the snark parade that surely follows our posts wont change it... cant remember a time in my fandom when this team was so well rounded.

Cincy is a consistent playoff team.

More than the Chiefs have been in quite some time.

agreed....the teams weakest areas were all addressed early in this past draft. The AFCs best team is in our own division but we should be competitive

We know you slurp them and that turd Dalton. Hasn't worked out well for ya.

It's true though. Superior team to our lowly Chiefs and have been for years.

Not a great team by any means but just shows you how downtrodden this franchise is. Sad.

What, three years in a row with Dalton is it now?

And they get bounced out just as badly as we usually do... anyone paying attention to the roster being put together + the recent history here doesnt have them ranked several spots above.

yep....and that whole AFC East is dangerous now

Four.

Any QB did that in KC and even I'd be standin' round sucking on his big 'ol chili dog.

Does this bandwagon come up 1 or 2 games short of making the playoffs?

The Bills were 9-7 and they improved just like us.....wouldnt surprise me at all if we were the 2 wildcard teams

Non playoff winning seasons don't count. Neither did their berths against soft schedules.

When you make the playoffs four years in a row that isn't an accident.

Traditionally when we do it, it's an accident.

The bengals are nothing more than the post Montana Chiefs of the 1990s. They have as much talent as any team in the league and Dalton turns into Grbac in January

And I'm sure Clay will once again flip flop on and off the bandwagon again at some point just like lat year

ROFL

I wish we could be that good.

Won't get fooled again.

I don't really care for a post 90's reunion tour. The last playoff loss was hard enough

4 wildcard exits?

No, you wouldnt.

**** cincy, we're about to show them how its done this year.