That's OK in California though.

LMAO

All of this because he was schooling your asses regarding the Russell Wilson contract.

beach tribe excluded.

I have zero idea what you are talking about. I'm not sure I even went in that thread.

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Worked the first time... Inserting more burst into this thread...

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I did not see it that way. Hootie predicted a 5 yr 22mil/yr extension. It ended up being a 4 yr 22mil/yr extension. So Dane tried to spin it that technically it was a 5 year deal worth only 17.5 a season. He kept on adding the last year of the rookie deal which was obviously going to be a part of the deal as it is with every other player

more please. kthxbai

And he said it himself...

"Which of these is not like the others...."

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Don Cheadle?

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:LOL:

I was at a Target in Lee's Summit once and Don Cheadle was at one of the urinals pissing. It's crazy how I tell this story to everybody and literally nobody believes me, but I swear it was him.

I saw a lizard man outside my church.

ROFL Jesus, I feel like a total ReeTard, I didn't even notice the person on the left end until you guys started pointing it out...

So much fail..... Dang it!!!! LMAO

Did you ask to shake?

Sounds similar to...



My ex and I were hammered at a bar and wound up banging.
You're a rapist.

Then making up stories and saying it over and over.

It's Lizardman.

Pronounced: Lizardmen.

You politically incorrect bastard.

So when did CP become PC?

That's how you interpreted that thread?

Huh, interesting.

I've always used PC. Not much of a Mac guy.

Here's the exchange. Clearly, Boss was WAY out of line and deserved to have his special needs child attacked.

Looks like Cheadle is about to give #2 surprise buttsex.

yeah, dude was asking for it.

But it's cool because Dane has invited people to his Hollywood hangout for a few beers. He also sounds like a nice guy over the phone. Nevermind that he's almost certainly a sociopath.

Brutal. SMFH.

Of course, anyone can make one mistake. It's not like he had ever done it before...

Not right either.

Man, Boss just keeps on asking and asking

Not right either.


at least she was probably of age.

You guys must have Dane confused with Edward Heath.

As heartless of a guy Dane is, he's nowhere near as offensive as the CP server this offseason. Refreshing this page today has been like nailing jell-o to a tree.

He'll learn one of these days to watch his tone. Until then, well, the guy can't be helped.

The CP server is da real MVP.

There are two things Dane would never do...call someone a pedophile...and be a hypocrite.

Saul just might lure him out after all. I don't think so, but maybe.

You have to be able to roll with the punches and not take everything said here literally. Also you have to be able to make fun of yourself at times.

Even though there are spats here, THE MAJORITY wouldn't think twice about helping someone rig a poll, donate to a worthy cause, pick up the phone and talk to someone in need, or just be a friend when you need one.

You have to be like a duck, let the water roll off your back and have a water tight ass. If you don't, you will go off the deep end and have a meltdown...

At least I don't have to worry about him calling me nasty names nor attacking me personally if he does show up.

Wow. Didn't realize Dane had that kind of dis(dain) for folks.

Why don't you just shut the **** up with this stupid bullshit, you brodozer driving cumstain??

:evil:

LMAO

yet there are some people you just ****ing hate 24x7......

LMAO

I just wanted to fit in with the kool kidz.

BossChief has a lot more restraint than I do, that's for sure. My step son is a waterhead, and to go after somebody so defenseless is a huge no-no in my book. If you want to come after me, go for it, but don't make fun of reeruns.

Pretty sensitive there guy. Christ.

You are succumbing to mob mentality.

In short,

Dane has some serious issues. Clearly, ChiefsPlanet is not a good outlet for him. I honestly just feel sorry for the guy. I know, it doesn't mean much coming from a drunk, rapist, pizza slinging juvenile ... but I hope he finds peace with himself!

He's clearly trolling.

Let's not throw stones in glass houses guy.

You're in a bowling league and deliver pizzas for a living. You're also a dick to people for no reason. Not cool bro.

:facepalm:

I wish I delivered pizzas for a living. As someone who has literally never done that, it seems like a ****ing awesome part time job. Drive around, listen to 90s pop, deliver pizzas. If I could make that a career, I'd do it in a second.

Then why does Dane keep calling you pizza boy? They all said it was because you were a pizza delivery guy, but now I'm confused.

There are certain posters on here I love shitting on because they know it's all in fun (guys like KCnative, Pete, billay, etc.). Then there's Dane. That guy takes this stuff WAY too seriously...but he deserves it because he's such a hypocrite. He is the poster child for 'he can dish it out, but he can't take it'.

and I'm sure Dane is a fantastic musician. I really am. I bet he's great. I'm sure it might even pay tremendously well. Maybe he's made a small fortune. I simply do not know, and I do not care.

...I do find it laughably pathetic when people want to attack others for the job that they have. Hamas and Dane love doing that.

If you can make a fair living, support yourself and your family, and find happiness ... does it really matter if you're washing cars or producing music?

Those are pretty pathetic insults.

When I opened this thread after seeing it reached 10+ pages:

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You've got to understand that writing pop songs is vitally important, and he's under a tremendous amount of pressure. If his song flops, what's going to be playing at roller rinks all over the country. Tween girls deserve catchy bubble-gum songs to listen to while boys with tiny mustaches fingerblast them in the dark corner behind the soda machine.

because I used to work in restaurants 5+ years ago

ROFL

Everyone loves to bring up old shit gossiping bitches

I'm pretty sure it's commercial segues and such moreso than complete songs, but I could be wrong.

50 ppp, bud. Stop raping your clicking finger.

how can you forget prison bitch?

oh go back to your juicery or whatever it was and talk to your buddy urcburry

I slowed way down on him once I realized he had Aspergers or whatever.

Wow, this is so cool. Hootie, Beach Tribe and "Saul Good", all amazing posters, piling on me.

Keep it coming. So awesome!

...ever the victim

You must be new here. You would have hated this place a few years ago.

I made it all up to impress you guys

https://www.facebook.com/dane.cabb
Hollywood musician my ass.

:LOL: JFC dude. That's not his ****ing real name.

Are you reverse trolling me right now? Because I don't like it one bit.

Did you apologize to BossChief for what you wrote?

Start a thread about it.

I'm sure I don't have to educate you on STDs but he may actually have "caused" it

Was it cervical cancer? Probably did cause it then.

HPV ain't nuttin ta **** wit.

I honestly have no idea what is going on and who is trolling or being sincere.

This entire message board is pretty much poe's law.

I am very impressed.

Will you make out with me now?

For me - 93% of what I post is trolling.

I want to watch a PPV of him giving you HPV.