There's a dude on there clearly riping my series breakdown thread that I posted before game 1. I am actually super honored that I am in the head of at least one Mets fan

Oh and everything in my breakdown as been 100% accurate. Except for one thing.....


Moose is outplaying the shit out of David Wright

Jesus ****ing Christ :facepalm:

I didn't know much about the Giants last year. It didn't take long for me to respect and KNOW what kind of hitters they had.

These Mets fans are flaming reeruns.

Reading their forum is like reading 100 DaneMcCloud's:

LMAO

I wouldn't even stand out over there.

Jays fans still mad.

http://www.bluejaysmessageboard.com/...g-in-our-faces

This is epic. All Royals fans should consider must-read! WOW! I love having haters. Never dreamed it could happen!

Yeah, you would be like Ned Flanders over there.

DanE McFlanders. Let that sink in. LMAO

A+

Whaaaaaaaaaa!
Lucky? Seriously?
What about them coming back in the ALDS. That was pure luck.
What about them blowing home field advantage? Shitty management there.
They got hot and stayed that way until they ran into us. Their luck ran out when they faced a superior team. I can see everyone saying last year was a fluke. Hell, I kinda thought that myself actually. However, look at them now.
54 outs from a championship.

Aww they deleted it. It was just getting good, though LMAO

****ing pussies, eehhhh

Still had my window open:

I need to vent and I need a dedicated thread for this so **** it I'm starting a new one. What the **** is with this ****ing Royals team?

Last year during the World Series I rooted passionately against them. Couldn't stand them then. I'm certainly not a Giants fan but was so relieved they pulled out the WS win so this piece of shit luck team didn't win. Despite having the derpest manager of all managers they somehow managed to get to the WS last year and it frustrated the **** outta me, one bunt at a time.

Now this? All over again but even worse this year? Yep.


-Down 6-2 late in ALDS elimination game to the Astros, and Correa botches a routine grounder that opens the floodgates to their comeback?

-Batting a guy with a .612 OPS as your leadoff hitter, while putting Alex Gordon in the 8 hole, AND IT KEEPS WORKING OUT FOR YOU? Since when is Alcides Escobar suddenly the best leadoff hitter in baseball? How the **** does this even happen? Escobar had an OPS more than 50 points less than Ryan Goins this year for ****'s sake. Can you imagine if Ryan Goins was batting leadoff for us and hitting .500 and winning playoff MVP awards?

-Last nights 4 base error...I mean, in the park home run. More on that later.

Call it sour grapes, call it whatever. I ****ing hated this Royals team last year. I ****ing hate them more this year. Its as if the baseball gods are just pissing in all of our faces. Opponents hard hit balls are always right at them, yet everything they hit somehow finds a hole. Are you ****ing kidding me with that in the park home run last night? I mean, are you ****ing kidding me? Cespedes played it like a bag of toys, and then it goes off his knee and rolls 50 feet away? That set the tone for the entire World Series of course.

Luck on top of luck on top of luck on top of luck on top of ****ing luck. And to top if all off, they also have the biggest assholes in baseball on the team. The series against us where they threw at Donaldson repeatedly for no reason. The series against the A's where they threw at Lawrie and 120 pound Ventura chirped whenever a grounder was hit back to him. Volquez, Ventura and Cueto. 3 smashable faces. Hell make it 4, add Hosmer to the mix.

I'm sorry, but I can't get over our loss yet. I keep replaying that 9th inning over in my head and I can't believe we let this Royals team through again. We didn't even need to play great to beat them. We played poorly and still almost did. The Jays that we watched in the 2nd half didn't even show up in the playoffs and yet they still almost made the World Series. Pissing in my face.

And just a heads up to Rays/Royals superfan BTS when you decide to respond: I've got you on ignore.

Pitt Gorilla 4 prez

Damn, missed the good stuff

Holy ****, delusional.

New York Mess

Meh...with this Chiefs team, we should probably cut it out with the football posts anyways.

I went to school with a kid from NY. The big school rumor was that they had jerked off a dog.

Mets fans are that kid. They jack off dogs.

**** the part-time fans that are in it because the Yankees are out of it.

From the Jays Board. Pure gold.

That's a good one. lol

Just a hint, Blue Jays fans... when luck is never on your side, it isn't luck.

Awwww poor Jays fans with more bad luck as Anthopoulos leaves.

Why would he want to stick around with those trash throwing pieces of shit?

http://www.metsrefugees.com/forum/sh...d.php?t=114641

They called us mid western ****s. Real classy.

Get cancer and die slowly? How big of a dirt bag can a person be to type that over a game.

That's pretty tame honestly lol

Yeah. They're pretty cool...very similar fan bases and franchises, really.

I say worse than that over tic tac toe games that I'm winning.

Who here made the BS post about the world trade center they are quoting.

But they are just ****ing idiots...
No dumb****, against guys that DON'T strike out.

Tame? Wishing for families to get cancer over a baseball game is hateful. Wishing for anyone to get cancer is horrible for any reason. Maybe violent criminals but that's it. Why can't they just cuss and and tell other fans to "**** Off" or something like normal people.

Rude assholes over there.

Accusing KC of cheating is a pretty nice compliment, actually.


And you have to LMAO at every team saying "they don't strike out? They haven't seen US yet!"

Yeah and someone here made a comment about terrorism. People of all fan bases say dumb shit

Being from the Midwest, I am a third generation dirt farmer - like most of the rest of you here. With the winter season approaching I will spend the next few weeks counting my meth reserves and stealing insulation to tack up in my trailer. The wife and I have been surviving on generic milk bones dipped in fancy feast. Chips and dip if you will. Yes, times are tough for us here in KC. Nobody saw the bottom of the dirt market falling out like it did, and I know many of you have resorted to boiling the family cat to stave off starvation. I do however get over the air channels on my antenna.

And I must say; this butt-****ing that the Royals are putting on this second tier NY baseball team from the JV league is thrilling. I've achieved and maintained an erection lasting longer than four hours both of these games. Thank you Royals - for slaughtering these flowing hair closeted homosexuals these first two games. We have to face Snyderspretzels next and I expect more of this most vicious raping. I suggest a scalping on the mound after our victory.

Fun fact I just learned about the Mets. They are actually from the same city as the Yankees. I guess I never thought much about it, but I always figured they were from a different New York...like how the Redskins are from one Washington and the Seahawks are from a different Washington.

The football teams aren't from the same city, though. They play in a completely different state (New Jersey).

Anyway, it seems kind of weird to have the Mets when they already had a perfectly good franchise in the Yankees. What do you guys think? Should we get another baseball team in Kansas City? It sounds kinda fun, but I would probably still cheer for the Royals.

ROFL

I never saw that post - I'm curious what CP degenerate went there :shake: Would have called that weak shit out had I seen it.

A lot of similarities given the 29 years of suffering for both franchises. The "been a Royals fan for 2 years" is a tired narrative, but understandable given an outsiders perspective. Ive attended so many games of bad baseball and watched these guys lose so much over the years while coming back for more you'd think I was a masochist, but that's what's made the last few years that much sweeter.

We should organize a joint game day thread for tomorrow's game - someone pm Bob Dole to set up the specifics.

Yeah a WTC reference is Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over the line.

Huh. I thought they might be a New Jersey team. We have another team in KC. The T-Bones. I guess the Mets are the T-Bones of New York.

So the adults in New York are Yankees fans, and they mostly just bring their kids to the Mets games for cheap hot dogs and silly promotions? That actually makes a lot of sense.

Have the T-Bones ever won the World Series? I'm assuming they have, but I just started following baseball recently, so sorry if this is a dumb question.

What WTC reference is everyone talking about?

Not yet, but if the Mets can make it in then I'm guessing anyone has a chance.

I think they just take their kids there for that really cute robot apple in CF. I'm guessing it was taken from an amusement park and they rinsed out the kid vomit and put it in CF.

Apparently some smack talk coming from our side on their site.

LMAO

Best post in this thread. :clap:

:shake:

They won their league championship in 2008.

They have a robot apple? That. Is. ADORABLE!

Just like the Mets this year, wow!

I enjoyed the, are they stealing signs thread. Best reply was along the lines of, "Go ahead and steal our signs, they suck anyway". Made me laugh.

They did have a couple people on that thread asking the other to please stop because threads like this are embarrassing.

Why did we take their signs? Were they so big that the people behind them couldn't see, or did they have profanity on them or something? I feel like we should let other teams bring signs as long as they are respectful.

LMAO

Do you guys think we should maybe give some of our starters Game 3 off? Let them catch a little break? I think all these guys know how to do is throw fastballs down the middle of the plate so we should be able to handle that with guys like Orlando, Dyson, Butera, etc.

For starters, they don't even know how to hold them...
http://m.mlb.com/assets/images/6/6/0...z_l5sy3r85.jpg

I admire that some of them are convinced we're stealing signs, and the other half is saying "no....they just kicked our ass"

They seem like pretty respectful fans, similar to Jim Breuer. There's that one fan that hopes we die of cancer, but a pretty good group of fans.

The Royals are just flat out ****ing up opposing team fan bases. We are becoming the Cardinals and Yankees.

WTF is this shit?

Don't compare us to those teams for any reason ever please.

That's not cool, man. Not. Cool.

He probably just understands the we have a delicious diet heavy on smoked meats. That's all he was saying. Enjoy your BBQ very much, but it will probably cause you health concerns in the end!

From another thread:

I feel better now. Clearly we were just trying to save them from looking like ignorant hicks on national television. No need to broadcast their illiteracy by showing that they don't even know what direction the letters should face. Poor Mets fans. They look so sad and orange sitting all the way up in the corner.

Billy Crystal is a great Mets fan.

Woody Allen too.

That shot of their section last night was brutal. There was a time when I might have felt pity or compassion. That soft spot died with Salvy's final at bat in Game 7 last year.

I thought about having some pity on them, but that god-awful orange they wear reminds me too much of the donkeys.

He is a huge Yankees fan. He wore a Mets cap in a movie.

THIS!!!!!!

That's all I could think of when I saw a group of them at Game 1

Ummmm... think about who posted that. And the title of this thread. And ... Well..

A true representative of Mets values.

Jesus, what a bunch of bitter twats. They're worse than the O's asshats from last year.

Hoping all Royals fans get cancer? The Mets are the exact same team. They haven't won shit in years either. The Jets are the Chiefs, east coast edition.
At least they have a hockey and basketball team to root for.

Yeah, no. Not even close.

:cuss: 30 years Pablo - no need to give karma an excuse to destroy our hopes* and dreams

Eh, that was just one guy and they jumped on him pretty good.

Not even close to close. Toronto fans are shit heads. Orioles fans were a good mix who got a bad rap here, IMO. The Mets fans have a few bitches who get shut down pretty quickly. They cool.

Few fans are as bad as La Canfora bitching about his stupid O's and his hatred for KC. That guy can wrap a billy club in barbed wire and shove it up his dick hole.

Mets fans are great. I've been reading that board since the playoffs started. I'd **** most of their mothers.

I already have

I kind of love that they have "****. EVERYTHING." plastered right in their main header. Sometimes I think it's a little silly that we censor posts around here on a forum for grown men.

A lotta you now know what it feels like being a KU Jayhawk fan: dominating and being hated for it. You cheat! You steal signs, buy refs. You're arrogant! You you you win too much.



As John McClain said in Die Hard: "Welcome to the party Pal"

ROFL - oh, wait, you were being serious?:shake:

Been in nyc almost 20 years, Mets fans are alright fellas, don't let a message board rant influence you to think otherwise. They're just frustrated.... I was told to go back to Kansas no less than 10 times yesterday while running around in my royals cap. Kinda funny. Still they are good, long suffering fans...

I think there are only a few fans on that site that lost their crap over the losses, most of seem like decent enough guys and some seem to have a good sense of humor about it.

As much as I dislike most coasties attitudes, can't get myself to dislike the guys on that site.

Right on cue^^^^^