Methinks threebag's wealth skyrockets when he hits adulthood with an intelligence of 99 and looks of 98. That might even be good enough to bag himself a Kardashian.

Kman34, let's see (rolling the dice)...

Hey, are you our first European?

Gender Female
Intelligence 79
Appearance 55
Wealth 55
Nation Spain
Region Gipuzkoa
Population 713,818

You're in a northern coastal region of Spain right on the French border, a nice girl who's a good catch. You don't live on the coast, but you're still in a nice neighborhood like this: https://www.google.com/maps/@43.3059...7i13312!8i6656

He's definitely a catch. I hope they don't do arranged marriages in Pakistan, because that would be an injustice to him.

Indian Chief will no longer be Indian, though it's a similar latitude.

Gender Male
Intelligence 77
Appearance 36
Wealth 34
Nation Philippines
Region Misamis Oriental
Population 1,126,215

He'll be the guy you enjoy hanging out with at the call center you work at. Bright guy, and he doesn't overshadow anyone in the looks department.

He lives in a neighborhood that's not fancy, something like this: https://www.google.com/maps/@8.65371...7i13312!8i6656 But he's got nice beach access on his days off.

Today's reincarnations start with dmahurin.

Gender Male
Intelligence 18
Appearance 90
Wealth 50
Nation Myanmar
Region Sagaing Region
Population 5,325,347

You're not very bright, but you're good looking and probably own your own motorcycle, so I bet you attract a lot of long-necked Burmese chicks.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/XSfR9QSnMGo/maxresdefault.jpg

Gender Female
Intelligence 91
Appearance 63
Wealth 12
Nation Tanzania
Region Kigoma Region
Population 2,127,930

You're a college professor in Tanzania, probably in marketing, but apparently you're only an adjunct. This is one of the poorest regions of Tanzania, so I'm guessing you live in a house like this:

http://www.thecitizen.co.tz/image/vi.../-/mps+pic.jpg

Gender Male
Intelligence 85
Appearance 24
Wealth 59
Nation Vietnam
Region Phú Yên Province
Population 862,231

You're a self-made man in the central coastal region of Vietnam. I suspect that you live in neighborhood like this: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ph...!4d109.0928764

Gender Male
Intelligence 38
Appearance 27
Wealth 73
Nation Ethiopia
Region Afar
Population 1,723,000

Relying on family connections, you appear to have a good job that you don't really deserve in a sparsely populated and inhospitable region of Ethiopia. It enables you to have a nice house like this:

http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7657/...34dbf1f39e.jpg

Might as well hit the karmic cycle and see what happens.

Its not bad. Ill take it.

Sweet my fingers will smell like fish

Bagging a Kardashian doesn't really seem that hard to do.

It is probably a challenge to find good Thai food there. However, the Nyama Choma looks tempting.

http://buzzkenya.com/wp-content/uplo...ama_Choma.jpeg

It does. But I doubt that you can afford meat.

Hypothetical: Get reincarnated here.
 

Damn! I'm ready to die now.

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I maybe ugly but I'm happy!

Thank you!




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You could always immigrate to the US, NZ, or Oz. Vietnam is a whole lot better than North Korea or parts of China.

Thanks Rainman :thumb:

I'm up for some crazy reincarnation

I'm down.

Dartgod will float out of his old earthly body and into ...

Gender Female
Intelligence 70
Appearance 45
Wealth 78
Nation Indonesia
Region Jember
Population 2,332,726

Jember is a nice tropical area on eastern Java, and dartgod is an established member of the B list - not upper class, but pretty close.

He's 20 miles from a beach, but lives in a nice neighborhood like this: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Je...!4d113.7009312

CaliforniaChief will have to change his username to Japanchief:

Gender Female
Intelligence 50
Appearance 88
Wealth 60
Nation Japan
Region Fukushima
Population 1,935,000

The good news is that he'll become a very hot Japanese woman in the middle class. The bad news - isn't that where the nuclear reactor blew up in the tsunami?

Assuming she's alive, she'll probably live in a place like this. Seems pleasant enough: https://www.google.com/maps/@37.7306...7i13312!8i6656

Good news is she probably owns that truck.

That's not a bad pull. Probably has the resources to move from the nuke site.

We're working away on Sandbox with a programming intern. It's going to be awesome.

That said, you'll be awesome looking, but you'll need it to dig yourself out of an economic hole.

Gender Female
Intelligence 49
Appearance 82
Wealth 20
Nation India
Region Surguja
Population 2,359,886

You'll probably live on this street, but you'll look good doing it. And hey, you likely have a home, so it could be worse.

https://terraurban.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/g2.jpg

Pawnmower continues our trend of gender changes, though in his case it's hard to tell. Perhaps there's been some inbreeding, because she is part of the one of the richest families in the region and clearly didn't make that money with her intelligence or charisma.

Gender Female
Intelligence 24
Appearance 5
Wealth 100
Nation Philippines
Region Zambales
Population 627,802

Granted, being the richest person in the Zambales region doesn't apparently mean yachts. I'm guessing you live in a home like this, though, which is quite nice: https://www.google.com/maps/@14.4654...7i13312!8i6656

With wealth like that, hopefully she can afford a plastic surgeon...

With her intelligence, though, I'd worry that she would get duck lips or implants that are way too big.

I like the house, though. That's a nice place. It took a lot of work to find a nice house in that region. For some reason, the beachfront roads that you'd expect to be nice tended to be lower income or lower-middle income areas. Maybe being next to the water isn't that desirable in the Philippines?

You can definitely do worse than being a reasonably smart middle class Japanese hottie, nuclear meltdown or not.

Is it possible, however unlikely, for you to come up with Antarctica? Or is it not in your database since there's no permanent population and its just all government scientists living in bases?

edit: That would be a place which would really throw off the numbers. If you are poor and dumb in Antarctica, that wouldn't be that bad because you are being compared to geniuses with government jobs. If your appearance was bad in that group that would hurt though, and having a high score would be just average looks in the rest of the world.

Looking through the data, there's an "Australian Antarctic Territory" showing a population of approximately 1,000 people, and a Chilean Antarctic Territory with about 1,800 people. There might be others that I'm not seeing. So while it strains credulity a little, you could actually be reincarnated there. I doubt that those are scientific stations, but maybe they are? I have no idea.

The smallest population division I have, by the way, is 2 people on Alofi Island in the nation of Wallis & Futuna. I also show 3 people on the island of Nukuhifala in the same nation, and 4 people in the Coral Sea Islands of Australia.

The odds are really low of drawing one of those as your reincarnation.

Random fun fact while researching Antarctica: to date only 11 people are known to have been born there. Makes sense, if you are pregnant you probably are going to delay going there or leave if you are there.

Very interesting. I vaguely recall that the employment terms at the South Pole station were a year or something, so were these 11 perhaps drunken hookups of scientists during their stay?

I'm in!

Whether he likes it or not, Rausch will come back in another incarnation.

Gender Male
Intelligence 53
Appearance 21
Wealth 89
Nation Japan
Region Tottori
Population 574,000

It looks like he'll be a well-situated store owner or something in the southern part of Honshu. I bet it's a short train ride to Osaka from there. He'll live in a nice home like this - busy road, but ocean view.

https://www.google.com/maps/@35.5217...7i13312!8i6656

Slightly above average intelligence, so he'll know he's a dog. But rich enough it won't matter that much.

Not a bad draw.

TigerUppercut will come back as CrouchingTigerUppercut, an ugly be relatively well-off man in Nanning, a nice warm climate that's reasonably close to both Hong Kong and Hanoi.

Gender Male
Intelligence 57
Appearance 10
Wealth 79
Nation China
Region Nanning
Population 2,858,351

You'll likely be on a lower or middle level of a nice downtown high-rise: https://www.google.com/maps/@22.8156...!7i7680!8i3840

Holy shit I am a DUMB ugly bitch

LOL

I got dat money , YO!!!

hahahaha

Hydrae passes through the ether and comes out on the other side as...

Gender Male
Intelligence 28
Appearance 69
Wealth 42
Nation Chile
Region Valparaíso
Population 713,065

Ah, an unusual one. A relatively good looking but dim Chilean man. You'll live up on the hill above town, so you may have a bit of an ocean view, though not much of a yard: https://www.google.com/maps/@-33.054...7i13312!8i6656

I think you emphasized the wrong words. You're a dumb UGLY bitch. But you cak'n patna.

you seem nice

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aNqYNRxJCn...320/Im+Gay.jpg

I think I'm in tomorrow's set.... I'm nervous.

I'm trying to decipher between random posts regarding others' fate and those signing up. Not sure if I'm tomorrow or the day after? It's coming up though. I'm excited. :)

Should I expect pictures of your last meal in the what's for dinner thread?

No ball turret for bowser, but there are plenty of burnt-out tanks sitting around.

Gender Male
Intelligence 36
Appearance 57
Wealth 96
Nation Russia
Region Kursk Oblast
Population 1,119,508

I suspect that you're a successful vodka salesman, smart enough to get by, mildly charming, and quite successful.

You're not near the beach, but you'll have a nice house like this: https://www.google.com/maps/place/Ku...6!4d35.3811812

OOOOooooo....That's a good thread idea. What would you want for your last meal?

Oh goddammit. My last meal is gonna be leftovers. :cuss:

If you're in tomorrow's group, just make sure they're the leftovers of something really good. :)

I think you're still a ways out. I should be first up tomorrow, and you posted 30 or so behind me.

In Mother Russia, Russian Bowser take YOU Vodka and money, Zasranec!

Poshyel k chyertu, Perhot’ podzalupnaya!!

And with money like that, I can afford to not care that I'm not as smart as I think I am. That's how it works, right?

So, other than being a bit homely, I'm fairly intelligent and not living in poverty? I guess it could have been worse. At least I'm not eating rats for dinner and brushing flies off my mouth.

You're not even really homely. You fall into the broad category of "average". So it's a pretty good life, I think.

If you're affluent, I suspect you don't even know you're not smart.

You basically just described me. I can't complain. At least I have an adorable kud. :)

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This thread has me wondering how people would "rate" themselves now on your scale...

I get the feeling that 40-60 is pretty much the same generic average appearance on the scale, its at the extremes when things start changing rapidly. I don't think most people can tell the difference between a 40 and a 50, but you can easily see the difference between 90 and 100, or 10 and zero.

That's my thinking. If they were next to each other, you'd pick the 60 over the 40, but if you saw them both walking down the street ten minutes apart you wouldn't think much about a difference.

But yeah, a 100 versus a 90 is going to be noticeable. Both delightful, but a 100 is going to be world-class.

What does a zero look like?

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I don't think we want to know. Maybe I'll go for a walk and pick the ugliest person out of 100 people that I pass, just to see.

You may need to increase your sample size. There is a correlation between appearance and being willing to go outside.

It is really interesting to see just the normal places that people live in around the world.

That's a good point. Maybe I'll go onto match.com or something instead.

I'm quite fascinated by that aspect of it. Google street views is nice, but it doesn't exist in the third world countries. I kind of want to start a web site that highlights the different types of housing by income around the world.

One thing that I've definitely learned is how rare it is to have a yard. This type of neighborhood seems to be pretty common in much of the world - houses right up to the street, and lined with walls (this is hydrae's Chile neighborhood): https://www.google.com/maps/@-33.054...7i13312!8i6656

I think true zeros are very likely to have given up all hope.

Sorry Rainman, I see no other option. You have to break into 100 occupied homes in the name of science. If you get shot, post your findings as quickly as you can before you bleed out.

Maybe I could just stratify my sample a bit by going to a comic-con.

We are going to need a female zero as well.

Women's studies program at an east coast university, perhaps? We can figure out a solution.

I dont have to worry about zero i will be a 100 with fishy fingers...

Today's reincarnations start with Fire Me Boy. Let's see (rolling the heavenly dice)...

Gender Male
Intelligence 38
Appearance 33
Wealth 76
Nation Azerbaijan
Region Shamkir
Population 173,401

Azerbaijan is a mystery to me, but it seems like a nice place and relatively clean. There are some mountains nearby and easy access to Armenia. You're a guy with family connections, so maybe you'll live in a house like this:

https://a0.muscache.com/im/pictures/...policy=x_large

Stumppy gets to frolic around the mountains singing about living hills. He's not overly bright, but makes a good living.

Gender Female
Intelligence 29
Appearance 44
Wealth 84
Nation Austria
Region Innsbruck Land
Population 167,082

Innsbruck is an expensive place, so he'll live in a relatively modest apartment, but that's better than most.

http://i.rdcpix.com/v08/l7fa2f100-m2x.jpg

Gender Female
Intelligence 58
Appearance 67
Wealth 16
Nation Germany
Region Leipzig
Population 502,979

Renegade is a poor shopgirl in what I think was once East Germany. He'll be competent and pretty attractive, but underachieving in her career. Leipzig has reasonably nice housing, but at her income level she'll live in a pretty small apartment like this and will probably not have a car:

http://datafile3.arkadia.com/picture...3091667078.jpg

Steron draws a relatively short straw in his next life:

Gender Male
Intelligence 16
Appearance 55
Wealth 28
Nation Egypt
Region Kafr el-Sheikh
Population 3,172,753

You'll probably snag a reasonable-looking wife as long as she's also not very bright, but your long-term prospects are somewhat bleak. It's kind of cool to live in the heart of the Nile delta, though. You're going to live in the top floor of this apartment not for the views, but because it doesn't have air conditioning and is stiflingly hot and therefore has cheap rent.

http://www.aqarat4u.com/Upload/122/12166.jpg

So I'm kinda dumb, and kinda ugly, but pretty well off. So I can probably afford the occasional hookers and blow.

Probably. I bet hookers are relatively inexpensive in Azerbaijan, and you're reasonably close to the Afghan poppy fields. I don't know how widely used the death penalty is for minor offenses, though, so you'll want to check that out.

I'm concerned I won't be smart enough to do that research before hand.

I bet you're close enough to average that you'll have some smart friends.