Can I get some mod cleanup of this post?

Thanks. We need more moderator scrutiny of BWillie. He's going a little bit crazy and trying to spread the crazy to innocent millennials who don't know any better.

I didn't care for any of the POTC films, including the first but I did like Klaus Badelt's score for the original better than any of the future films "scored" (wink, wink) by Hans.

It's actually a pretty cool movie if you're football starved after the Super Bowl and before the draft.

It's nothing mind blowing but the acting and direction are fine.

While some of the trades seemed a little goofy at the time, the film was actually prescient, especially in the case of the Browns.

I'll have to take your word for it. It seems like the intended audience isn't for diehard football fans but a feel good story to get in touch with your inner self thus staring Kevin Costner I bet he has a revelation of sorts so he goes with his heart and not gut feeling? Am I right?

I hated "Cast Away" with Tom Hanks. The whole dental thing just made me wince.

It's not the "worst of all time." Several of the movies panned by MST3000 might qualify, though...

A movie I saw recently that surprised me by how bad it was was Disney's The Wild. It was really boring and had terrible animation. Not to mention the plot was about a lion and his animal friends that leave the Central Park Zoo and end up in Africa (sound familiar?).

Not exactly. Again, it's a pretty cool movie. I caught it on HBO when it aired, not the theater.

It's pretty entertaining if you're into the NFL draft, so I'd imagine you'd enjoy it.

There are a lot of really bad movies.

The Room is the one that is most widely accepted as the worst movie ever made.

Its not true, its bullshit.

Draft Day was decent and entertaining.

I mentioned it. Lea Thompson in her bra and panties helped it though.

Napolean Dynamite

The Austin Power movies are huge pieces of shit

I made it about 20 minutes into the first one and turned it off. Terrible.

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One that likely won't get mentioned here is Dr. T and the Women.

Against my better judgement, I went with my wife and MIL to see that one at the theater. What a teaming pile of excrement that one was.

My Uncle loaned the money ($90k) to make 'Attack of the Killer Tomatoes'. Box Office was over $500,000 at the box office. Crazy.

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button... has that been mentioned? I freaking hated that movie.

Dude.....

DUDE!!!!!

has anyone mentioned Battleship yet? (sorry I haven't read this long thread yet)

I still can't believe the director that made Battleship is the same guy that directed the excellent Patriots Day & Lone Survivor. Too damn good movies.

There isn't enough bandwidth for me to describe how ****ed up that movie was for Peter Berg and it was definitely not his fault

The town knows and clearly doesn't hold it against him.

Revenge of the Fallen was terrible.

That's another one on my worst ever list.

"I wanna eat chicken burgers."

But how did it do at the box office?

Teenage Caveman (remake)

USS Indianapolis. Horrible film. Watched it on pay per view after having to convince the wife that it might be good. Starred Nicholas Cage. That should have been my first clue...

I was in the theater watching this, and during a big scene towards the end of the movie where the chick discovers Costner has gills behind his ears, somebody in the theater yelled "You're ****ING A FISH!" Comedy Gold.

This Jerry Lewis Movie is allegedly so bad that it won't be released until ten years from now. It's supposedly the Holy Grail of terrible movies:

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And Tom Sizemore. He's basically in the "will work for drugs bail food" stage of his career, tons of direct-to-video schlock movies in recent years.

This is so subjective. You have people stating classic movies are shitty and then shitty movies are good. If you really want to nail this down, you need criteria. Worst acting, bad editing and special effects, poor camera work, etc.

One man's trash is another's treasure and all.

With that in mind, Troll 2 is right up there, Manos, The Room, exorcist 2, I spit on your grave, (the 70's version).
My vote would probably go to Battlefield Earth. Just a horrid piece of shit. Terrible acting and every scene was filmed at a Dutch Angle.

Any transformers or fast and the furious movies. **** all you people who say it's a popcorn movie and you have to turn your brain off. You're the ones responsible for this shit being so successful at the box office.

13 pages and no League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen? That was the biggest piece of shit movie ever made and it forced Sean Connery in to retirement.

Ishtar? I remember it running on late night local channels a lot as a kid.

ROFL

I had to watch it in my HS history class, it was supposed to be a gift to everyone. Pfffft. I'll never forget the scene when he uses an actual rope as a ****ing bungee cord and swings back up with his legs still in tact, the whole room busted out laughing and scoffing at the sheer stupidity of it.

I, for some reason, am incredibly intrigued by that movie. Something about the idea compels me. It's a sickness.

Breakfast of Champions. Starring Bruce Willis. Filmed in Twin Falls ID about a car dealer. I actually worked at the dealership where they filmed it. Terrible.

ROFL - Speaking of reward viewings, we had a throwback math teacher in HS [late 80s and he had jet black helmet hair and a pornstache. Wore short sleeve velour collared shirts].
Went on and on over the final month [in the spring semester] about how, if we behaved we would get 'a' movie day on the final day.

Below is a clip from what he provided after all our 'good behavior.' Keep in mind, in other classes we were getting things like 'Back to the Future' and that was just because it was the last day, not because we'd met any objectives or anything. About halfway through he got tired of our snickering, turned it off, and muttered about how unappreciative we were. I don't know for sure, but he may have stepped out a moment to shed some tears of disappointment.

Prepare your anus. . . .

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Nah, that one was pretty entertaining. The premise was cool, too. Kind of a shared universe before it was a craze.

Old school bad from the 80's...

The Warrior and the Sorceress....

From the 90's...

Showgirls

Speaking of movies you go to see because the wife wants to but you hate it....

Bridges of Madison County....

And some others just for kicks....

Any of the Scooby-Doo movies
Knowing
The Last Airbender
Green Lantern

Bowser you're an asshole. I saw your post, and actually switched from tapatalk to web browser to click on the NSFW tabs, expecting to see some vintage boobies. The following is what I got after all my efforts:

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Also, I nominate Son of the Mask.

One of the many reasons Jamie Kennedy should be shot dead.

Ahh yes, The Mask Semen.

No way. That is the only movie I ever walked out of and yelled "**** this movie" on the way out.

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The only part I liked was when he was talking to Christopher Walkens character in the bar, he asked him where he worked and he said "Preztel Kiosk."

Turbulence 3(or any of them) or Jason X.

Unequivocally the worst movie: Artificial Intelligence

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Eyes Wide Shut for the win!

Your teacher goes by the name Mr.kotter on here.

He's a liberal that thinks the polar ice caps are melting and trying to persuade the kiddies with stupid films like that one.

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I can't believe how bad that little show was. Look at the dance moves at 5:40 followed up by the creepy talk with his dad groping the little kid.

I think your teacher was a weirdo was he nick named Mr. Kotter?

The scene where the dog was ran over reminded me of a Kurt Russell movie called Used Cars. Now that had some good laughs in it.

I think in a couple weeks we'll make an official poll based on the nominations in this thread. Then we can crown an CP Official Worst Movie of All Time.

I enjoyed seeing lots of tits and ass so I can't say Showgirls was a terrible move.

Cliffhanger


Sly Stallone personal worst movie

There should be a list of Nicolas Cage overacting movies.

I have a lifelong quest to see every Nicolas Cage movie.

Raising Arizona is hilarious.

A broken clock is still correct on it's time twice a day.

He's had tons of bad ones, of course having ties to a big name director in Hollywood helps.

wut

Great thread! Loots of good suggestions and lots of junk I've never seen.

I'll go with Smokey & The Bandit II
Really, an elephant?

WTF. =(

Loved that movie as a kid.

I did too but not again after watching it as an adult. So I wouldn't suggest re-watching it.


Sorry it was bad but I still love Cobra as one of my fave Stallone movies

Agreed...also the only reason to watch the early 80s piece of trash called Hercules....

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I'M CASTOR TROY!

Speaking of cage, I have a new nominee - Ghost Rider - Spirit of Vengeance. The first Ghost Rider isn't good but it's kind of a guilty pleasure of mine. This sequel, however, is beyond awful. The effects are worse, the story is incomprehensible and they used these weird camera angles that made no sense. Just terrible and every penny that went into production was a huge waste.

I only saw Cliffhanger once, first run in the theater. What I recall was expecting a shitty movie [ah youth and all that free time and disposable income], and being slightly surprised that it wasn't a total mess.

Not a great movie, but not so bad to be Stallone's worst, let alone worst of all time.

It's Battlefield Earth. This is only one I ever walked out on.

Never saw Cliffhanger but I do remember seeing Leslie Nielsen spoof it in Spy Hard. lol

This one's a grower not a show-er.
hated it the first time....then watched it again with my son.....and laughed.
now it's become one of those movies I'll stop on while channel surfing.

Only the third one sucked imo.

went to see something else....had the time wrong....and got stuck with a family decision to see the first transformers movie. I was PISSED. -0 desire to see it and was fully prepared to unleash my hate!!!!

I liked the damn thing! I couldn't believe it....but I did. not anything shockingly GREAT....but shockingly.....it didn't suck....IMO.

remember the super lame attempt at a southern accent in Con Air.....just hilarious.
put the bunn-eh back in the box......

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Okay great call there. Completely agree. Even seeing this high can't help its awfulness haha

Folks need to lay off clowning on Cage. Come on , during the 90s he was flat out AWESOME. I see some posters on here ripping/making fun of Face/Off & Con Air..are you shitting me??!?! I sincerely wish action films were that good these days. Those two films were so damn badass (esp thanks to Cage) . Ditto on The Rock too .
And kudos to his acting in Leaving Las Vegas , Adaption too .

The Wardcraft movie was pretty freakin' bad.

And I'm an avid player of the game. I can't imagine any non-fans liking that movie.

Worse than Rocky 5?