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Hoover 11-01-2019 07:48 AM

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threebag 11-01-2019 12:29 PM

That’s pretty trick brah

Frosty 11-01-2019 12:46 PM

We had a fire break out right by our house a month or so ago and I watched the helicopters and planes work it for several hours. The planes are pretty effective but the helicopters seem like trying to put out a campfire with a thimble full of water. They can be good for hot spots but don't do much for the actual fire.

Here's a picture I took at the time. The tiny dot in the sky on the right is the helicopter. You can also see a plane coming in on the left.

https://scontent.fbis1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...fd&oe=5E654971

Chiefs4TheWin 11-01-2019 02:43 PM

Rainman can you just make up what happened at this point :(. I'll take any story now.

jallmon 11-01-2019 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14561460)
No joke, have a neighbor who put in an above ground pool. Twice now, over night, my pool loses 2ft of water.

A leak would make sense if it was happening frequently and often... This is just two random times.

The first time I noticed it I looked over and his pool was full. This time, I look over, and its somewhat empty (some water) as if maybe he used my water to clean his pool?? I am thinking ill be getting a camera set up today.

EDIT: Update 24+ hours later, nothing yet.... He might think I am onto him... I'll give it a few days, regardless the camera is up and running.

Do you really think I'm going to keep stealing your water when you put in the ****ing camera? Come on, man.

TripleThreat 11-01-2019 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefs4TheWin (Post 14567232)
Rainman can you just make up what happened at this point :(. I'll take any story now.

I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

Giant Octopodes 11-01-2019 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 14567018)
We had a fire break out right by our house a month or so ago and I watched the helicopters and planes work it for several hours. The planes are pretty effective but the helicopters seem like trying to put out a campfire with a thimble full of water. They can be good for hot spots but don't do much for the actual fire.

Here's a picture I took at the time. The tiny dot in the sky on the right is the helicopter. You can also see a plane coming in on the left.

https://scontent.fbis1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...fd&oe=5E654971

If the helicopters aren't using explosive rounds, I feel they're just not even really trying. You don't fight fire with water. Everyone knows that. You fight fire with fire. 'Murica!

Hog's Gone Fishin 11-01-2019 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14567503)
I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

It's obvious the culprit is a member of CP. Simply Red's been awful quiet lately.

jdubya 11-01-2019 05:54 PM

Reminds me of a funny story. Years ago a guy at work bought a new car and wouldnt shut up about how great its gas mileage was. Some of us started to actually add just a little bit of fuel each week to his car and he was out of his head with joy that his cars mileage was IMPROVING. After a few months, we stopped adding fuel and this guy was livid. Took his car back to the dealer insisting it was having mechanical issues.

Chiefs4TheWin 11-01-2019 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14567503)
I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

You have cured my insanity with this response. :thumb:

Megatron96 11-01-2019 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14567503)
I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

Dammit, screwed up my whole weekend.

Dayze 11-01-2019 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdubya (Post 14567548)
Reminds me of a funny story. Years ago a guy at work bought a new car and wouldnt shut up about how great its gas mileage was. Some of us started to actually add just a little bit of fuel each week to his car and he was out of his head with joy that his cars mileage was IMPROVING. After a few months, we stopped adding fuel and this guy was livid. Took his car back to the dealer insisting it was having mechanical issues.

ROFL
Awesome

Sofa King 11-01-2019 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14567503)
I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

Mixing coffee and orange juice?! Gross...

Frazod 11-01-2019 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Hoover (Post 14566523)
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Well, that would definitely make the dog bark. :D

TinyEvel 11-02-2019 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14567503)
I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

Not good enough. We need an escalation.

Go over there tonight and siphon all the gas from his car.

Or let the air out of his tires.

Or put his patio furniture on your deck.

Or steal all the bird seed from his bird feeder--SOMETHING!

we want blood.

Hydrae 11-02-2019 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14567503)
I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

But has any more water disappeared at all regardless of what you are not seeing on the video?

TripleThreat 11-02-2019 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrae (Post 14568165)
But has any more water disappeared at all regardless of what you are not seeing on the video?


Nope

srvy 02-21-2020 11:59 PM

Any updates or does the mission continue?

dlphg9 02-22-2020 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 14807739)
Any updates or does the mission continue?

God damn you. I saw this was bumped and was hoping it had been updated.

BoxWine_Stouffers_TubeSock 02-22-2020 01:12 AM

Based off of the OP's description of the incident, I'm 100% convinced that the culprit was a parched Sasquach roaming about. Bigfeet commonly enjoy consuming water from rivers or springs, but often times when they are driven away from their natural habitat they may resort to drinking from swimming pools or various other sources of water.

ShortRoundChief 02-22-2020 07:50 AM

If I were you I’d go stand next to your pool and loudly say “swiper no swiping.”

I think that would fix it.

CarlosCarson27 02-22-2020 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravedigger (Post 14561481)
Global Warming.

Darn, someone already made the joke

ptlyon 02-22-2020 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mahomes_Is_God (Post 14807764)
Based off of the OP's description of the incident, I'm 100% convinced that the culprit was a parched Sasquach roaming about. Bigfeet commonly enjoy consuming water from rivers or springs, but often times when they are driven away from their natural habitat they may resort to drinking from swimming pools or various other sources of water.

Holy shit, we have a state of emergency on our hands

Monticore 02-22-2020 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 14808036)
Holy shit, we have a state of emergency on our hands

I think you could easily find out who drank his water by tasting any feces within a 4 block radius around the pool for hints of chlorine with a priority on diarrhea.

Monti

ptlyon 02-22-2020 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monticore (Post 14808059)
I think you could easily find out who drank his water by tasting any feces within a 4 block radius around the pool for hints of chlorine with a priority on diarrhea.

Monti

Thanks for the tip, but next time I see a Sasquach, I'll just ask

Monticore 02-22-2020 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 14808069)
Thanks for the tip, but next time I see a Sasquach, I'll just ask

have your tried Twitter?

Monti

ptlyon 02-22-2020 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monticore (Post 14808096)
have your tried Twitter?

Monti

Don't twit myself

Monticore 02-22-2020 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ptlyon (Post 14808118)
Don't twit myself

keeping your digital footprint small makes it harder for Sasquatch to track you, smart.

ptlyon 02-22-2020 01:40 PM

Can't be too careful these days

Chiefs4TheWin 02-22-2020 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 14807762)
God damn you. I saw this was bumped and was hoping it had been updated.

Gah me too! Such cruelty!

TripleThreat 02-22-2020 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 14807739)
Any updates or does the mission continue?

Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

Frazod 02-22-2020 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14808142)
Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

BORING! :harumph:

Jewish Rabbi 02-22-2020 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14808142)
Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

I know a foolproof way to find the leak. Get Mahomo, nickhead, and UChieffy in the pool at the same time and then throw a toaster in there.

KurtCobain 02-22-2020 02:46 PM

This was not the update I was hoping for. Two out of five stars, would not participate again.

srvy 02-22-2020 03:17 PM

Now I am sorry for the bump.

KurtCobain 02-22-2020 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by srvy (Post 14808217)
Now I am sorry for the bump.

You've lost your bump card for this week.

Shiver Me Timbers 02-22-2020 03:49 PM

Id rather have my neighbor or a Yeti stealing it.
I hate fixing s*^t

scho63 02-22-2020 03:52 PM

This was anticlimactic for sure.

TrebMaxx 02-22-2020 04:03 PM

I am just glad we have closure.

Peter Gibbons 02-22-2020 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14808142)
Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

This seems much less likely than the more obvious explanation that your neighbor rigged up an elaborate pump/siphon during the cover of night to satisfy his enormous dihydrogen monoxide addiction. Occam's razor suggests that you have come to the wrong conclusion.

Abba-Dabba 02-22-2020 04:17 PM

I am literally rolling with tears of laughter here. How paranoid does a person have to be to think their neighbor is stealing their pool water? Then set up an actual camera to try to catch this pool water thief.

Shiver Me Timbers 02-22-2020 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RubberSponge (Post 14808276)
I am literally rolling with tears of laughter here. How paranoid does a person have to be to think their neighbor is stealing their pool water? Then set up an actual camera to try to catch this pool water thief.

I let my mentor log into CP for a day.
He said there is no hope for any of us and now (just this past hour) he is in therapy.
We actually debated hypothesis on the missing pool water.
Yeti won
the leak is what pushed him past the point of no return.

Monticore 02-22-2020 08:15 PM

so the Yeti punctured your pool and got your neighbours to take the blame, what an ass , good prank though , Yeti are well known pranksters

Kman34 02-22-2020 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14808142)
Yeah, my pool was leaking water. :cuss:

How do you think that leak got there..... That's right... Your neighbor!! That SOB!! You don't have a hair on your ass if you don't confront him over this...

CarlosCarson27 02-22-2020 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RubberSponge (Post 14808276)
I am literally rolling with tears of laughter here. How paranoid does a person have to be to think their neighbor is stealing their pool water? Then set up an actual camera to try to catch this pool water thief.

And then you find out its a small gang of raccoons with plastic containers.

Monticore 02-22-2020 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosCarson88 (Post 14808562)
And then you find out its a small gang of raccoons with plastic containers.

With the scent of Yeti around ,no way they are mortal enemies.

CarlosCarson27 02-22-2020 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monticore (Post 14808581)
With the scent of Yeti around ,no way they are mortal enemies.

What the hell is a Yetti?
I've seen the Yetti in my spaghetti game at Target

PurpleRiders51 02-22-2020 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleThreat (Post 14567503)
I wish I could give you a conclusion to where my water went. I simply can’t.

If I ever find something on my video, I will label the thread as part 2, or if it happens in the near future I will update it here for sure.

At this moment I’m just waking up each morning with my coffee and orange juice running through the footage as my girl calls me paranoid.

ROFLROFLROFL

Shiver Me Timbers 02-22-2020 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosCarson88 (Post 14808607)
What the hell is a Yetti?
I've seen the Yetti in my spaghetti game at Target

Target got games?
I need to go out morrrr

Rain Man 02-22-2020 10:18 PM

If I was stealing my neighbor's pool water and I thought he was onto me, I'd cause a leak in his pool to throw him off the trail. Just saying.

Shiver Me Timbers 02-22-2020 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14808668)
If I was stealing my neighbor's pool water and I thought he was onto me, I'd cause a leak in his pool to throw him off the trail. Just saying.

Lol

ptlyon 02-23-2020 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi (Post 14808151)
I know a foolproof way to find the leak. Get Mahomo, nickhead, and UChieffy in the pool at the same time and then throw a toaster in there.

Pro tip - also have it plugged in and the lever down. And duck.

Iowanian 02-23-2020 12:19 PM

We know what happened....


I asked if his girlfriend did a cannonball, and the light bulb went off and he went on radio silence.


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