Booze and guns dont mix :doh!:

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Sucks man.

But I can’t help but laugh. At least you had it pointed at the floor.

Bad news is women never forget.

Right there between her feet where she stands doing the dishes.
She won’t forget.
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LMAO I think you picked up a little sumpthin' about storytelling from ol' Uncle Ernie.

Bless you sec. You will be social distancing for the next month on the couch.

Well at least the fridge survived. ;)

Just realized that I was 25-0 in my spring Pool League. Had an 11-game lead over 2nd place. Now who knows when we'll finish or if they'll decide to cancel the season. Damn. That's a minus 1 right there.

Prime example of why you always treat a gun as if it’s loaded. Glad you didn’t blast your foot off

It would be pretty cool if you accidentally discovered that being shot in the foot is an effective vaccine for the virus.

You can kill me now, I have nothing left to live for . . .

Belgium Health Minister Maggie de Block has put a ban on all non-essential sexual activities of persons 3 or greater in indoor areas.
Health Minister de Block announced today that, effective immediately, “non-essential” sexual activities of 3 people or more are banned in Belgium to combat the spread of COVID-19.

De Block said she was forced to act swiftly because of Belgium’s reputation as being the “beer-drinking” and “group sex capital of Europe.”


"https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/belgium-health-minister-puts-ban-on-non-essential-sexual-activities-of-persons-3-or-greater-in-indoor-areas/?fbclid=IwAR3gi37pv5RqV3Nt4U6uKbAjXhWymNADtxeUoKoy5UZVGOtQ92khG51Cuj8"https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/belgium-health-minister-puts-ban-on-non-essential-sexual-activities-of-persons-3-or-greater-in-indoor-areas/?fbclid=IwAR3gi37pv5RqV3Nt4U6uKbAjXhWymNADtxeUoKoy5UZVGOtQ92khG51Cuj8

I'm amending my answer to 9 as I just found out today that our raise for OT is now DOUBLE TIME instead of TIME AND A HALF!!!! :thumb::thumb:

Hahahaha hahaha. Yup

Double time. Thats awesome.. Glad someone is banking

Got a 90% on my algebra test and now I'm reading Vietnam - A History for funsies on spring break.

I'm personally doing okay but I just keep hearing about so many close friends and family who have lost employment.

LMAO

Until walking into a 60* office this morning because our attorney who is always opening windows and shit turned the ****ing AC on over the weekend, I've been doing fine.

If anybody's workplace is filled with turmoil and uncertainty today like mine is, I feel you.

Uncertainty has been the name of the game for a while now. Turmoil? I'd blame the employer for that.

My boss walked in this morning and said that anyone worried about their health is free to go home and sign up for unemployment, and their jobs will not be in jeopardy

So I’m feeling MUCH better right about now, two weeks seems like a good cooling off period to me, maybe longer if things continue to get worse

I feel for those who’d rather hunker down but can’t, it’s a worrisome time

i did this once with a 12 gauge... almost word for word. i still feel stupid

:thumb: That is good news for ya

Yeah money isn’t everything, and I’m no spring chicken with two risk factors... was super grateful to her for being so cool about it

My office is at least closed to the public starting today. Still have to get an election set up though. I’m going to be pissed if I put in all of this work and then they postpone it.

I'm dealing with a lot of guilt over self-isolating when I know that my work is short-staffed, but given my immune suppression from chemo, I know it's the right move. We've got a decent amount of money in checking and savings to carry us through the next few months, and even if I end up losing my job from this, I can live with that.

I would love to be at home, but I'd have to use vacation time since we can't afford to not have income coming in. I'm waiting until non-essential businesses are ordered to close, especially since it's going to take that for us to do so. My boss thinks this entire thing is being blown out of proportion and we should all just man up. Thankfully, my boyfriend was high enough up in his restaurant that he is not out of a job, and, so far, daycare is still open. That would be the other thing that would make me have to miss work.

Our municipal elections scheduled for April 7 have been postponed until June.

You pretty much have job security. Pharmacists are always in demand. (Nice career choice)

Didn’t know you were battling cancer, damn man very sorry to hear that

As with Hamas above, very sorry to hear about the tight spot you and yours are in... wish there was an easy answer for you, and everyone else out there in the same predicament

It’s gotta be agonizing, and your boss is a freaking moron :shake:

This is why I believe more schools will close for longer times

OH MY IT HAPPENED

You’re good. I think You’re exactly the person that should be self quarantining.

I’d be surprised if there were a ton of job losses over this.

Jobs smob who gives a **** about the job you are too valuable of a Chiefs Planeter to be doing work in time like this just keep from getting the C19 you dig?

And Kick Cancers ass

For the record, I did NOT shoot a hole in the floor. :harumph:

I shot a hole in the wall, the pantry door, and the bottom of the side of the refrigerator door. After that, the bullet rolled harmlessly onto the kitchen floor.

But the floor was fine. :D

6 - could be better but could be much worse. Still have a job for now but if cutbacks happen and I get axed, not much out there right now.

Sorry bud, you're ****ed.

Within the first year or two of brideowanian moving in I made a couple of miscalculations that still come up all the time, including this week.

For years as a bachelor I boiled eggs and I had done it a number of times in the microwave ina bowl of water. Brideowanian tells me I'm an idiot and that you can't do that. I respond that I'm a grown ass man with large hairy testicles, a master of fire and my domain...and that I can boil a damn egg any way I see fit. She retires upstairs to shower or something.

Place 6 eggs in water, place in microwave, set timer to 3 minutes....walk into other room.

BOOM!!
The house shakes.....massive noise comes from the kitchen. A foul, egg fart smell fogs through the house. I walk in.....the door is hanging off of the microwave, the entire kitchen looks like a suicide bomber hit the Humpty Dumpty family reunion. Eggs on the far wall, eggs on the ceiling. Don't ask me how,but it happensed.

She shouted down asking what in the hell that was and what the smell was....I say noting and scurry to try to hide the egg family corpses. It's no use. She gets down in time to see the destruction.

She will bitch at me during my funeral on that one.

LMAO

I've never boiled eggs in the microwave before, but if I ever get the itch to I certainly won't now.

We good!

:clap:
she's been working at home for a week.
i've been sent home today to work.:eek:
brrrr, it's cold around here.
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I have a guest room, you're welcome to it as long as you need it. But I will have to spray you down with bleach before you can enter.

thanks, but 40years, she can surely get over it.
there's a damn pandemic going on for crying out loud.
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15/10.

I have all four of my grandchildren from 7:00 to 7:00. And they're not the younger cute, sweet, easy to take care of kind. One is a preteen pms'ing bitchy shit and her sister ain't far behind both boys think their job is to irritate the hell out of the girls all day long.

How the **** do you think I'm doing?

i know how you feel. screaming at em don't work anymore. it's like, you gotta shoot a ****in hole in the floor and piss off grandma to shut them all up any more.
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Should be much easier to patch a .22 bullet hole that it was to spackle the wall, remount a new pantry door and bondo the fridge.

:D

Yea, I've yanked my belt off so fast it looked like I was trying to start my lawn mower. Problem is the little shits know I'm mostly just threatening them. They're getting to big to go the spanking route. But they're not completely sure it's just threats.:evil:

Seriously though, they're not all that bad....but the two girls...at their ages...aauuuurrrrgghhhh! (Insert an emoji with a gun pointed to it's own head)

Then act like it never happened.

Having a lot of video games is quite helpful.

LMAO

Welp got the call today.

Both my son and I are laid off.

Sorry to hear that, try to make the best of it

Sorry to hear, Brother. Hoping something comes along for you soon.

I'm sorry to hear that, bro.

This is the perfect time to do some online classes. Something certified that you can add to your resume would be ideal and making lemonade from lemons.

That's what I've been doing. Work has come to a virtual halt here as well and it's starting to look like a ghost town outside.

I think we'll all come out of this fine but it's gonna get Rosie & Whoopie ugly.

I'd be chugging grandpa's cough syrup at an alarming rate if I were you.

I've just got a 3 year old boy. I didn't know a single child could say "Daddy" that many times in a day. Sometimes I'll ignore him until he gets to like the 8th one, but he just comes over and tugs on me at that point anyhow.

Or post about it on ChiefsPlanet. :banghead:

No complaints. Had scheduled this week off from work for months, parents were going to visit. They've stayed in Hawaii instead of flying back to the States, so I'm just playing video games, cleaning, watching TV, and so on. Supposed to return to work Sunday, but I doubt my job working grounds at a golf course will be considered essential to the powers that be. Bills are all paid and have a few weeks of food, so I'm okay for now.

So you weren’t banished to the couch?;)

I am actually signed up for some online classes... Im not going into detail as of what, but learning a new potential hobby/trade.

Im spending the day calling all the creditors and discussing options. They seem to all be in good moods and very willing to help you in anyway possible.

Where you get to relive it every six months or so when someone brings it up!

My job is hiring in Lees Summit. Lab tech's testing mostly corona samples currently. Some jobs just require high school diploma, some require college. Full time, part time, days, nights, pretty much everything available. Benefits, PTO, 401 matching all that good stuff.


https://chp.tbe.taleo.net/chp04/ats/...=LANCASTERLABS

Hiring is happening quickly from what I understand. The lab is understaffed and needing people.

FWIW, Iowanian's story makes me feel much better. He did more damage to his kitchen with eggs than I did with a .38. LMAO

Thats awesome!

Were in OKC...

I'm sure the smell of gunpowder disperses a bit more quickly than that of foul eggs as well.

Also, my refrigerator still works. :)

Boy have I learned that lesson. I've found it best not to ever mention CP to anyone you're in a relationship with.

Oh hell, I had pretty much completely forgotten about badgranny. You're definitely overdue for some shit about that...thanks for the reminder!

I have paid the price for that mistake.:D

Now, do not type that name again. 3 times and she'll appear.

Making it great so far, obviously missing....

NBA
NCAA Final Four
the rasslin'
going to miss the Olympics

....but have tons of books, music to get into, will survive this.

Oh, I just did way worse than that. LMAO

This could mean WAR!

Oh I'm sure it will. But we need a distraction from all the COVID nonsense.

Just keep in mind if you come to my house to kill me you'll be in violation of social distancing protocols.

You were flying private?

I presume the Mrs is essential. I’d hate to be without her positions.

:D

Yes she is essential and without here we would be so hosed...

I might be heading your way if nothing comes along.

Yes was flying private and commercially, but with all the travel restrictions, everyone is sitting at home.

Not a fun job.

My wife got a call today that she is taking a pay cut. There are a number of people in her company being laid off, so we are lucky relatively speaking.

Talked with my boss and was told that we are in a hiring freeze and promotions are being suspended for the time being.

Hopefully work gets back to somewhat normal in the next month.

We'll see.

Good luck everyone.

My son is sick. Very mild cold that quite frankly, if not for this COVID19 thing, would be a non-issue. He's got a mild cough and a slight, mild fever that peaked at 100.5.

He's been quarantined in his room for the past 4 days and he's loving it. On the "sick scale" of 1-10 he's about a 3 or a 4. But he gets to sit on his ass all day and play games and close his door off to the world while mom brings him everything to his door. LMAO

Heh, that’s a great story from the front lines and slice of everyday life all at once... cool story bro, stay safe