I don’t think this laundry dude will ever be found. Guessing suicide somewhere.

It went away when they starting making milk out of nuts.

Your mom is made out of nuts.

My nuts are in your mom.

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Name the actor for 2 points.

Name the director for 1 bonus point.

"In the time it takes you to get a hard-on, she could simonize a car and learn Hebrew."

FAX

meryl streep


peter jackson

May he choke on a dryer sheet.

I’m in, lets find them.

Because cartons went away in favor of plastic jugs. They cant fit all the kids on a half and half pint carton?

I think she was TikTok famous or something.

I would almost believe the "he killed himself" story if the family would have reported him missing immediately instead of 3-4 days later. They wanted him to get a good headstart before they let the police know he was gone.

CP’d it.

I wish there was a cream soda named Amber Lamps. I bet it would taste really good.

Not trying to be an ass.....but who?

I watch the news all the time and never heard of this until I read this thread.

Person missing. Man bad. Apparently she's some kind of cult leader because she has "followers"

I need to go back to my safe place.

Dog the bounty hunter went to the front door of the parents house.
On my phone but there is a video with no sound.
Lol.

His mullet is intimidating.

Lol. I was hoping the big boobed wife would be there.

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Hahaaa he’s a butt****ing moron

Like they are going to answer the door.


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It would have to be her corpse. 833-TELLDOG

I would just like to, one time, yell out: "Oh my God! I'm dying of thirst! Somebody get me an Amber Lamps!"

Oh. I didn't know that.

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Please embed
Thank you

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Crap. I was forgetting the desktop site thing earlier. I couldn't remember what I was doing wrong.

Thank you. You seem nice

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We landed on the moon!

We all laughed about Dog being on the case, but news is breaking that he might have found Laundrie……

You think this was a joke?????

The only news I found was this. (Just from a quick search)

Brian Laundrie's mother called 911 on ‘Dog the Bounty Hunter’

Got a link?

The way they drew "Beth – Dawg's Bitch." ROFL

Fox News interviewing Dog right now. Says he working on some ‘tip’ about Laundrie.

People still take that sentient scrotum seriously?

Jesus.

Youre full of shit. He had a "tip" of a campsite that was "possibly" used by Brian and his family. He didn't find shit and I'm sure the FBI has already been given this tip.

Still laughing at Dog.

So......

LMAO

Looks like he's really good at getting some free publicity.

Jesus man, relax. ROFL

Dog says he’s getting close to Laundrie

Dog the Bounty Hunter capturing Brian Laundrie would be one of the top 5 moments in internet history.

if Dog the Bounty Hunter catches this asshat before the FBI the FBI should be forcibly disassembled.

I hope he finds him. It would be ****ing hilarious. The alphabet would probably find something to charge him with out of spite.

Looks like he's dead

Looks like Dog was dead wrong.

Good by to bad rubbish I guess

So they found a backpack among other personal items near some human remains.

He ded

Dog killed him. We know this.

Hopefully the animals left enough to be identified. If it's him, maybe the Petito family will have some small sense of closure. :(

Agreed

Gator got him it sounds like. That area was underwater till this week news said from flooding.

Seems a little suspicious. His parents found traces of him??

In Florida?? We haven’t had rain in a very long time. Idk where there would be flooding??

Conflicting reports on the nuances of this. Some are saying that the FBI contacted the parents after the remains were found. :hmmm:

Oh, that could make more sense. Not sure about the place being flooded though. I don’t think we’ve had rain in weeks in Florida.

There has been a ton of rain, it died off a couple weeks ago but that water doesnt shed too fast around there. A few weeks ago I was at Myakka state park and the water was 200 yards further
In than normal.

Parents probably culled him from the herd.

Wow. I can’t remember any rain since I got back from St Louis which has been at least 2-3 weeks. But I smoke a lot of weed too so my memory is foggy, lmao.

Sounds like you Florida people need to get your stories straight so the media doesn't get this even more sideways.

Most likely him. Son of bitch got off easy.

It’s been like a desert here lately in these Florida mountains. There has been a lot of rain in the panhandle, which has helped to stymie the volcanos in the area.

Not if a gator got him...

Fingers crossed that a gator found him sleeping then proceeded to tear him apart.

Should have been in prison on death row after a trial where he would been forced to get ripped by her parents.

How would death by alligator go exactly? Is it like 1 chomp and game over, or?

For an adult to die from an alligator bite, it would actually be pretty gruesome and it would likely involve being torn to pieces. It would have to be a very large gator, though. Alligators are generally afraid of people and will swim away when they see you. If you get in the water with them, you are more likely to be attacked. If I had to guess, he was already dead and animals may have made off with parts of him.

Gabby Petito
 

Gators typically kill big game by just biting to hold and then drag it into the water and do barrel rolls while it drowns and/or shreds to pieces. They don’t really try to kill it with their bite, but it’s certainly capable of killing with just a bite depending on where it bites.

I’d have rather had him found in South Africa, and sentenced to life in Pollsmore prison. It sounds like a pretty chill place...

On the news tonight, it said the parents decided to search this area, and came across the remains, then informed authorities. Don't know how accurate this is.

As one might guess, there are very many questions to be answered yet.

I am not a Florida person. I just saw it on the news. there was drone footage at the site where human remains were found and the reporter said last week that area was underwater. They recovered remains a backpack and notebook belonging to the bf. An anonymous source said the remains were typical of a gator and tests on those remains would be done to determine if it was the bf. The drone footage looked like a drainage ditch type thing.

Normally they do the roll thing and drown the prey then hide it underwater under a log or something. When the body rots and breaks down they return and dine on the fall off the bone meat.

It hadn’t rained where we are. Been having to water the wife’s flowers. I hate that chore. So I can confirm, no rain for a couple of weeks. But, that monsoon that comes out of Orlando for 15 minutes and goes away could have rolled through the area. That’s already a swsmpy place. Definitely wouldn’t take much rain to flood.

that park outside of Sarasota is about 20 minutes from my house. It sucks. Don’t bother visiting. Go to the Siests Key beach and the quartz sand.

How much weed is a lot?

Uses about 1/3 of his income on weed?ROFL

Well, what if his income is only $60?

$20 bucks doesn't buy you a lot of weed.

I mean like, is he a gram a day smoker, weekend smoker, eighth a day smoker with some oil involved. Maybe a little edibles at night.

I'm either way calling shenanigan's on the whole short term memory claim.

See short term memory is like this. I rolled a second crutch for this joint I'm smoking right now because I forgot about the first crutch I rolled because I was too busy asking him how much is a lot of weed.

Whoa…you’re like really cool dude!

ROFL Oh shut up.

Go burn your next batch of broccoli.