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sedated 12-17-2009 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6355413)
I was turned off after i found out she slept w/ like three guys in like two weeks, yeah, no thanks.
not to make you feel bad, but if you would have jumped on that right when she got there, you would have been getting all that pussy instead of those 3 guys.

AustinChief 12-17-2009 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6355480)
I suck at pool, especially nine-ball, just terrible. :D
unless you are a tournament player who can run the table 70-80% of the time.... I HIGHLY recommend not challenging Brian. :D

Simply Red 12-17-2009 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 6355473)
The manager at the Atlanta (flagship) Fado is a good friend of mine... and one HELL of a good pool player. He's originally from Belfast but ran the Fado here in Austin for years.
FWEIW, Fado is about 1.5 mis from my house, it's still in Pussy Heaven's city limits, but just barely.

Hammock Parties 12-17-2009 04:32 PM
Simply Red doesn't want to get laid. He hasn't for months. Perhaps years.

Simply Red 12-17-2009 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 6355500)
unless you are a tournament player who can run the table 70-80% of the time.... I HIGHLY recommend not challenging Brian. :D
i'd probably take 2 er 3 outta ten, may win a race to 7, one outta 10 tries. If I had the time, I could probably play tournaments, same applies to darts. I've had a table run on me by a Korean via one hand, before. LOL

BIG_DADDY 12-17-2009 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6355413)
no dude, she left a long, long time ago. I was turned off after i found out she slept w/ like three guys in like two weeks, yeah, no thanks.
ROFL

Donger 12-17-2009 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6355413)
no dude, she left a long, long time ago. I was turned off after i found out she slept w/ like three guys in like two weeks, yeah, no thanks.
A real man is not afraid to dip his penis into a semen cappuccino with extra foam.

Cannibal 12-17-2009 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 6355522)
A real man is not afraid to dip his penis into a semen cappuccino with extra foam.
ROFL

BigRedChief 10-16-2010 08:01 AM
How did this not end up in the Hall of Classics?

Dave Lane 10-16-2010 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6355438)
though that chick was a pretty as a flower, she probably had dried up semen in the crevices of her twat and navel, - no thanks
So now that Clayton has got laid are you the long standing virgin? If not we need to figure out who is.

Dave Lane 10-16-2010 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6355506)
Simply Red doesn't want to get laid. He hasn't for months. Perhaps years.
I thought someone said ever. Am I right? You need to appoint your virgin successor.

Simply Red 10-17-2010 06:09 AM
Dave Lane, are you seriously speaking out of your rectum?


WRONG!!!!!!!!!!! on. ;)

Red Dawg 10-17-2010 06:44 AM
ROFLROFLROFL
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Originally Posted by dirk digler (Post 5945975)
Dick in a box

Hammock Parties 10-17-2010 09:29 AM
Simply Red has had a steady gf for a few months. Probably ****ing more than most people on here so just can it.

On a related note, last night I sucked on the prettiest pair of 18-year old tits you'll ever lay eyes on. My god.

ChiefaRoo 10-17-2010 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 7093910)
Simply Red has had a steady gf for a few months. Probably ****ing more than most people on here so just can it.

On a related note, last night I sucked on the prettiest pair of 18-year old tits you'll ever lay eyes on. My god.
Are you sure it wasn't just a really fat 18 year old dude?


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