And they say kids don't play outside like they used to. No shit, parents would be arrested everywhere!!

They could arrest half my block, the other half don't have kids.

MIMS, Fla. — Police say a man who was checking to see if a bullet was still in the chamber of a pistol has died after he put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger, accidentally shooting himself.

Authorities say 49-year-old Charles Cooper shot himself at 1:50 a.m. Sunday during a weekend fishing trip and a cookout in Mims.

Police say Cooper had been drinking beer. At one point during the gathering, he retrieved a handgun.

Cooper's friends told investigators that after he removed the magazine from the gun, he asked if there was still a round in the chamber.

Cooper then raised the gun to his head and pulled the trigger, discharging a round.

He was pronounced dead at the scene.

Read more here: http://www.bradenton.com/2015/06/15/...#storylink=cpy

South Florida couple accused of turning teen into sex slave :spock::spock::spock:

Sick bastards!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/08/13...nto-sex-slave/

A South Florida couple allegedly turned a teen into their sex slave and sealed her off from the outside world for more than five years, police said.

Rob Johnson, 44, and his wife, Marie Johnson, 43, of Port. St. Lucie, were arrested on Tuesday and charged with felony sexual assault.

The Port St. Lucie Police Department said the girl was sent to live with the Johnsons at age 13 after her mother died, and was told she could only be part of their family if she agreed to have sex with them. She was told to call Rob Johnson “master,” investigators said in an arrest affidavit, and Marie Johnson pushed her against a wall and held her by her throat until she agreed to the sexual demands.

The girl, who isn’t identified in police filings, was beaten when she didn’t follow the couple’s directions or complete her chores. The girl said the abuse continued for more than five years. All the while, Rob Johnson held Sunday school classes for his family at their home, invoking Old Testament passages to justify the actions, according to the arrest affidavit.

The girl, now 21, was homeschooled, not allowed to use the phone and forced to rehearse what to say to doctors if she was asked about sexual activity, according to police.

The girl eventually was able to leave the home after her grandmother purchased a plane ticket to bring her to Ohio, the police said.

The Johnsons were freed on bail later Tuesday, the St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office said, after each posted $60,000 bond. No attorney was listed for them.

Port St. Lucie is on Florida's Atlantic coast, about 115 miles north of Miami.

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I gladly donate the knife, dulled first, to slice them to a slow death.

You can't fix that - you have to exterminate it!

Driver Crashes Car, Tells Police To Arrest Her Dog ROFLROFLROFLROFL

http://news.yahoo.com/driver-crashes...074721049.html

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A woman who crashed her car into an apartment building tried to shift the blame onto her pet dog, telling police she wanted the animal arrested.

Christina Anne Marie Lamoreaux got out of her car when she hit the complex in Florida and fled the scene, heading back to her home.

Unfortunately for the 33-year-old, she was seen by witnesses who told the police what they had seen.

Officers who arrived at her apartment admitted to driving into the building but insisted her dog was to blame.

Lamoreaux then told them that the dog should be arrested instead of her, adding that she only drove away because she was always going to pay for the damage.

Police didn’t buy her story and arrested Lamoreaux, who apparently smelled of alcohol and appeared “confused”.

She refused to take a sobriety test, and was duly arrested, according to Daily Commercial.

Lamoreaux was charged with DUI and resisting arrest.

It is not clear what her pet dog was supposed to have done to have caused the crash.

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The neighbors need to be punched in the face. If your so concerned about the child's welfare, do the neighborly thing and invite the child in your house until the parents arrive.

I just moved into a townhouse. First thing I did? Introduced myself to the neighbors, and gave them my phone number should they see something with my kids, or I see something with theirs.

Self-policing is non-existent these days, and it's truly sad.

Man tries to drive SUV off flatbed tow truck

http://kstp.com/article/stories/S389...html?cat=12157

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/29893142/...sievers-murder

Wow, this is just ****ing crazy. I know Wayne Wright, he's married to a very good friend of mine. He was down here jus after the murder happened. It's very difficult to believe. I'm sure there's something to it since he's being charged with second degree murder. The Doctors husband is like his brother. I know his wife must be going crazy right now. I can't wrap my hea around this yet. Just ****ing WOW!!

How ****ing stupid do you have to be...

Getting your car towed is where you start.

Holy hell, no.

"Lemme gum on ya with this face and breff that reeks of cheap wine and Liggett Light 100s..."

Man arrested after allegedly sniffing feet at Florida International library
 

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

He's a "shoe in" for wacko of the week!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/09/16...ional-library/

Miami-Dade police said Tuesday they’ve arrested a man days after a complaint that someone was spotted crawling underneath library tables at Florida International University and smelling a woman’s feet.

Eddy Juan, 52, was arrested and charged with violation of sexual offender registration, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, aggravated assault and resisting without violence.

FIU police had previously notified students about a man spotted under a table at a campus library Aug. 29, along with a description and a photo. WSVN reported that police handed out fliers across campus along with the campus-wide alert.

"This guy must have a weird fetish," student Natalie Quintana told WSVN. "God only knows what else he wants to do if he's going to be smelling your feet."

The fliers showed a bald man wearing a red shirt and a baseball cap. In another picture he was seen riding a scooter.

Authorities say a man matching the description was spotted Tuesday on a scooter several miles from the campus. Officers attempted a traffic stop, but say the man fled and eventually crashed and was arrested.

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Man disembowles GF for saying her ex's name during sex. WTF?!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/flor...me-during-sex/

He kind of did to her what the Chiefs do to me during the playoffs.