Oh God this makes me feel so uncomfortable.

I work in the same building as my mother. She works on the 4th floor and I work on the 3rd floor. Anyways, she has introduced me to a lot of people in the year + I've been working there. I don't really recognize people when they say hi to me, but they know I'm her son.

This pretty black lady has been saying hi to me a lot and she said something about us being "Secretly Dating." I was like wtf? What is my mom talking about with her? So today I went over to my mom's house in the morning and she said that this lady has a crush on me and that the lady had gone to a fortune teller and the fortune teller told her that she would meet a man at work and he'd be younger. She's 35 and I'm 27, so she's been telling my mom that she's convinced it's me.

That really freaks me the **** out, I don't know what to say to this lady when I see her now. I'm not racist, but I'm not attracted to black women at all. It sorta makes me want to avoid ever going to the cafeteria now.

Just tell her you don't mess around with people from work.

Easy enough.

Smash her anyway.

Tell your mom to back off. This can't end well. Stay with your current relationship. Sounds like you have a good thing going. Good luck.

Try harder.

This. And if she quits......run!

It just suvks cause the chick works with my mom. Who the **** goes to fortune tellers anyways?

Ugh.

Has anyone had a friends with benefits situation work out well?

I started one, seems to be ok. She came over the other night, opened the front door, grabbed me by the hand, took me to the room and we did the deed. Got dressed and left. Seems great now...

Its great now but one of you will catch feelings. Either shell get a man and cut you off or shell go all women on you with feelings.

Duh, women do. Just explain the same thing to your mom and things will be fine.

It won't last. They eventually want more than sex.

She already has a man, but isn't in a relationship. We've discussed the no feelings.

They always change their minds.

Abs sore, pelvis sore and bruised. I need to get back into sex shape.

Sorry, I didn't realize it was your first time. I tend to get rough after I've had a few beers.

Back from vacation. Date #3 set for Wednesday. :)